Voting for "I Had Some Help" as CMA song of the year is like
When a dude cranking Wallen insults your Isbell t-shirt because he assumes you're a limp wristed librul
When she says it's either me or your constant depressing country music playlists
Jason Aldean fans broadcasting their stupid opinions
When Whiskey Myers makes your right foot get heavy then you see those blue lights
Even country fans need a little Pantera in their lives
When a Kane Brown fan attempts to engage you in conversation about something that isn't pop music or fashion
How did Gavin Adcock fool people into thinking he's a viable alternative to pop-country?
What the far right assumes Beyonce's country album is about
Kane Brown and Upchurch attempting to get cell service so they can find their way out of a tiny patch of woods
(Apologies if some of these are from Tommy Boy; I haven't seen
either one in a while and these were all tagged as Black Sheep)
