Top 12 Signs a Texas Country Singer Isn’t Really From Texas

~ Trailer, with big help from Rich O’Toole

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12. When he covers “Screw You, We’re From Texas,” he just lets the crowd sing the word ‘Texas'

11. Thinks you’re talking about Lebron James when you mention the king

10. Actually enjoys Lone Star Beer

9. Dad owns a financial firm in Little Rock

8. Makes up a lie that it’s how they did it in (makes up Texas small town) when somebody calls them out for putting beans in chili

7. Follows Rich O’Toole on Twitter

6. Just nods along when band talks about kolaches because he thinks that’s a wooden dancing shoe that the Swedish wear or some shit

5. Still thinks Pat Green is famous

4. Wears a straw hat in winter

3. Books a Friday show in Houston and a Saturday show in El Paso because “it’s the same state, how far can it be?”

2. Rhymes ‘Bexar’ with Lexar in a song

1. Calls Jerry Jeff Walker …Jerry Jeff Walker

WKRP in Cincinnati Country Reaction Gifs

Tell me you're not country as f 

without saying you're not country as f

 

My brain after months of "Fancy Like" commercials

Life with you makes perfect sense,

you're my best friend

When you see some redneck mothers

When Herb asks you out to a Luke Bryan concert

When Travis suggests playing mainstream country radio in the breakroom

Trying to get out of a conversation with a Kane Brown fan

What happens when you play Florida-Georgia Line in a large crowd

The Answer My Friend, Is...

Mom and Dad Had a Plan for Me

More Monday Memes: Florida-Georgia Line, CMAs, Dan + Shay

 

(yeah this is an update of one we've posted before)

Brennen Leigh Covers Jerry Jeff Walker's "Like a Coat From the Cold"

Song starts around the 3 minute mark.

Country TwitterWINs: October 2020

*some foul language*

Jerry Jeff Walker Performs "Trashy Women" / Jam in the Van

 

5 New Jerry Jeff Walker Parody Album Covers

Saturday Night Music / Mike Harmeier (Mike & the Moonpies) / "Public Domain" / MusicFest 2020

Chris Farley Country Reaction Gifs

♫ Don't it make you wanna dance? ♫

When somebody says Whitey Morgan is overrated and you have a 2x4 in your hand


"Trap beats are the future of country music"

Chris Farley being an Americana songwriter's muse

When the kids on your bus keep singing "Old Town Road"

Did you hear Chris Knight will have a new album this fall?

When Lynyrd Skynrd's farewell tour is over...

When the radio station plays Cody Johnson... then follows it up with Thomas Rhett

Ace Ventura Country Reaction Gifs

Average mainstream country executive giving an interview

This, but for your ears when you hear

a Walker Hayes song

Doesn't matter what car you drive.

If Waylon's playing, you're cool.

If Dallas Moore is playing downtown...

"Genres don't matter anymore, but I can call 

this country music if I want to..."

If "Sangria Wine" comes on at the party

Just scored Cody Jinks tickets

Almost as creepy as Old Dominion