Showing posts with label Patsy Cline. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Patsy Cline. Show all posts

Aug 3, 2023

Pee Wee's Big Adventure Country Reaction Gifs

I guess he shouldn't have tried to do 
the Tequila dance in a small town

Hoping to hear a fiddle on country radio

When the bar plays "Sangria Wine"

I know a man that cook armadillo
Taste so sweet he called it pie

Willie Nelson circa 1972

People calling each other liberals in the Facebook comments of a non-political country meme

*Listens to Garth Brooks and Jason Isbell in a row one time

"Why won't you admit Sam Hunt is country?"

When you're trying to break up nicely, but it's really because she likes Morgan Wallen

Country + Rap + Crap? Never heard that one before.

When you touch the radio while Marge is listening to Patsy Cline


 RIP Paul.

Dec 15, 2022

Love Actually Country Reaction Gifs

When she has a Dolly tattoo and Turnpike's discography on vinyl

If you think Tim McGraw is classic country, you're...

When you'd rather be fighting zombies than on a date with a Kane Brown fan

Pretending to care that a coworker couldn't get Morgan Wallen tickets

When Colin asks your opinion of any Walker Hayes song

When you sit around listening to John Fullbright and Patsy Cline

"Hey, I thought I hated country music, but no, I just hate mainstream country music!"

When you realize you're covering a Dan + Shay song

When "Cocaine Country Dancing" comes up in the shuffle


Sep 8, 2022

Chevy Chase Country Reaction Gifs

 I’m the fool in love with the fool that’s still in love with you


When your sugar mama thinks you’re too young to know a Patsy Cline song


BRB, bout to shoot my woman down


When your son casually references a Walker Hayes song in conversation


When you’re playing kids songs for story hour at the library and a kid requests “Wagon Wheel”


If Farce the Music got a dollar every time we rehashed the same old Luke Bryan jokes


No, I’m DOCTOR Jukebox, you’re thinking of Joshua Hedley


When there’s an Americana festival in El Paso


When the pastor prays the demons of bluegrass, ganja, and chicks with neck tattoos out of you


Aug 31, 2022

Country Music Fantasy Football Team Names 2022

Haven't done these in a while so here we go, with help from Twitter pals. The ones not attributed are by yours truly, Trailer. 


There Stands the Kupp


The Night They Drove McCaffrey Down


Jerry Reed Options @Misery_n_Gin


Cross Canadian Football League @lhcountryboy


Feathered Commanders


Shotgun Willie @ReadWatchDo


Why Ja’Marr in Here Looking Like That


Touchdown Troubadours @theadamdrake


Why Brady Why


Punt Flicker Pass @JWOutlaw13


Wagon Wheel Route (Adam Drake)


Lost Dak Street Band @TreyBlair33


Mike Evans & The Moonpies (Trey)


Turnpike Goin' For Twobadours @brianmather


Sunday Night Blues


Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Deshaun Watson @FriendDevin


All the Gould in California


The Cody Wolves @Robberino


Cast No Picks


Delta Down @JonMDanforth


The Charles Wesley Go Routes @wilkins63


If Dick Butkus is Up, Why Am I Down


Lynyrd Pigskynyrd @DavidJoy_Author


Lost on 30 Akers


Shenandoah Checkdown @JArnoldTAMU85


Are You Sure Lombardi Done It This Way (Adam Drake)


Jason IsBall @RCHoyt34 


Tonight the Waddle Let Me Down


Streets of Lambeaufield @thatjohnhammond


Houston Oilers Marchman (LH Country Boy)


Sweet Dreams (of a W) @JenJenMichelle


I Will Make You Hurts


Wichita Offensive Lineman @ShawnC96WL


Drive-By Justin Tuckers (Shawn)


The Rita Ballou 42s @The_Reliant


Deebo & Lefty


Matt Stafford & The 400 Unit @mrbalusek


Townes Van Slant @knotts632


Kittle Bitty


Muscadine First Down Line @Western_Grunge


Chase Daniels, If You Please


Grieving, I’m a Jets Fan


Jun 19, 2020

Simp Actually Enjoys Hearing Women Sing Country Music

Written By This Guy?

Ft. Lauderdale - A male country fan has confessed to actually liking country music performed by women. Florida panhandle man Harvey Christian counts himself a fan of Carrie Underwood, Miranda Lambert, AND Ashley McBryde, among others. The simp finds their shrill and annoying voices somehow enjoyable. Really.

Studies by mainstream country research firms have proven time and again that female singers should only be the exception and not the rule when programming radio playlists. Tomatoes in the salad, if you will. And yet, this purported country music fan truly finds chick songs to be engaging and of artistic merit. P****-whipped! 

“The women sing about subjects of substance more often than their male counterparts,” said the wuss. “And even when their songs are light-hearted, I find them more engaging and memorable.” LOL, I guess he’s never listened to Dustin Lynch!

While other real men listen to stalwarts like Florida-Georgia Line, Luke Bryan, and Sam Hunt, Harvey-freaking-Christian is white knighting all over social media about how much he loves Margo Price and Mickey Guyton. It’s nearly certain he’s just trying to get into some liberal babe’s pants. We don’t buy it. 

“No, I’m happily married and my wife listens to jazz and pop so I’m not trying to impress anybody,” insisted the pansy. “I am telling you the gospel truth when I say that I truly find pleasure in hearing females perform country and western music.” Liar. Data says even women don’t like women singing, so what’s the deal??

“I even love the classics like Patsy Cline, Tammy Wynette, and Loretta Lynn,” sucks up Christian. “They didn’t get the due as they deserved in their time.” Patsy’s dead, loser, she’s not going to read this!

At press time, this subservient wimp was queuing up some Lori McKenna, to get in his feelings or whatever. 


Dec 3, 2019

Had a Mullet / Should've Had a Mullet 2

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Most definitely had a mullet

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