Showing posts with label Hank III. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hank III. Show all posts
Aug 26, 2024
Country Singers by Their Footwear (#2)
Labels:
George Strait,
Hank III,
Hank Jr.,
Hank Sr.,
Jason Aldean,
Johnny Paycheck,
Kenny Rogers,
Maren Morris,
memes,
Patsy Cline,
Satire
Jul 9, 2020
Hank 3 Fan Starter Pack
Labels:
Hank 3,
Hank III,
memes,
Satire,
Starter Packs
Aug 22, 2018
The Grand Ole Opry Ain't So Grand Anymore
Labels:
Dustin Lynch,
Grand Ole Opry,
Hank III,
memes,
Satire
Dec 8, 2016
Americana Fan Unhappy with Americana's Popularity
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Carl Outlaw |
"I don't wanna call them sellouts, but I mean, you can't even get tickets to their shows these days." said Outlaw, "I don't know that you can put any faith in the authenticity of a singer or band that people outside my alt-country subreddit might enjoy."
Long an underground scene with a few passionate fans and little recognition outside message boards and tiny Americana radio stations, roots music has seen a large growth in visibility in recent years. Groups like Mumford and Sons and The Lumineers brought rustic sounds to the pop airwaves. Chris Stapleton has gone double platinum, ruling the country awards since 2015. Isbell and Simpson are selling out medium-sized venues nearly every night.
"If there's any chance of Luke Bryant or Sam Rice [sic] fans possibly liking the same music I do, I don't want any part of that." continued Mr. Outlaw, "I guess (Isbell, Simpson, etc.) like money more than they like having fans like me."
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Hank Williams, III |
"I'll stick with bands who know their place, like Jimmy Parks and the Spittoon Bangers or the Valley Mountain Creek Ramblers or the Silo Dust Sniffers," smiled Outlaw, "and Hank 3… he doesn't even put out music anymore, how underground is that?!?"
Jan 25, 2016
Monday Morning Memes: Chris Stapleton, Sam Hunt, Snow in Nashville, etc.
Labels:
Chris Stapleton,
Florida Georgia Line,
Hank III,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
Dec 8, 2015
Luke vs. Hank 3
Labels:
Hank 3,
Hank III,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Jul 30, 2015
Hank III Knows Why
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Hank III,
memes,
Satire
Feb 5, 2015
Parody Album Covers: Hank3, Rodney, BBS
Labels:
Blackberry Smoke,
Hank 3,
Hank III,
Parody Album Covers,
Rodney Atkins,
Satire
Jan 11, 2014
Saturday Night Music: Hank 3
Labels:
Hank 3,
Hank III,
Saturday Night Music
Dec 6, 2013
Luke and FGL Just Won't Stop
Labels:
Drake,
Florida Georgia Line,
Hank III,
Hank Jr.,
Hank Williams,
Luke Bryan,
memes
Nov 27, 2013
Happy Hanksgiving! (Hank III)
Labels:
Hank III,
YouTube Gems
Oct 13, 2012
Saturday Night Music: Hank 3
Labels:
Hank III,
Saturday Night Music
Jan 24, 2012
Country Fanbase IQs
Click for a closer view.
(obviously this post is just to annoy a particular fanbase or two but I feel certain that this is fairly accurate in rankings, if not actual numbers)
Dec 21, 2011
If ____ Wrote a Christmas Song: 2011 Edition

Catfish Billy gettin' ready
Delivering gifts in a big box Chevy
Got meth and speed and Oxycontin
Everything the girls and boys are wantin'
If you on the naughty list, get shotgun pellets
If Hank3 wrote a Christmas song
I been drinkin' and druggin' underneath the mistletoe
I'm a crazed Christmas rebel from long ago
Always courtin' trouble and I'm always on the run
Got a hooker named Noel, snorting blow off her buns

I got the toys like Geoffry giraffe
And you're Dane Cook, can't make me laugh
Ain't got the gifts the ho ho ho's need
Joy to the *&^@#$ (*@#$ @!###$ let's smoke weed

I love you, red Santa hat
On a old man who's fat
It's made in 'merica!
It's made in 'merica!

Silver bells, shotgun shells
It's Christmas in Tishomingo
Aim your shot, see 'em drop
Soon Rudolph will be filleted

If Willie Nelson wrote a Christmas song
I'm dreaming of a green Christmas
That's how I celebrate the yule
Where the smoke is funky
And I got munchies
Let's stop for ribs and biofuel

Cut off jeans and country boy's kiss
That's what's on her Christmas list
Santa's ridin' down an old dirt road
Sippin' spiked eggnog from the console
Johnny Paycheck was an outlaw
I wish you Merry Christmas, y'all
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Christmas,
Hank III,
Lil Wayne,
Miranda Lambert,
Toby Keith,
Willie Nelson,
Yelawolf
Jun 26, 2011
Top 10 Country Songs Most Soccer Moms Would Not Be Fond Of
Here's a countdown of 10 country songs that would not weigh easily on the sensibilities of most mainstream country radio listeners (now anyway - the Wagoner song made it to #2 in 1967). Feel free to add your own in the comments.
Can you imagine this playing on the radio after Taylor Swift's latest ditty? Me neither.
Hank and pals scream in honor of a "music artist" who frequently took a dump on stage and played in it (to put it nicely) and was also known for wallowing in self-drawn blood (to put it nicely again).
08. "Holding On So Tight" - Gary Floater (portion of the song at this link)
This ode to "punching the clown" might not rest easy on radio programmers' palates.
Lucinda has never been bashful about middle-aged sex. "Now I've got your sweetness all up in my hair"... TMI Lucy!
Unreasonable figures?
Pink champagne, candlelight, surprising the wife (and her lover ...with a knife!!)
Rodney's a born romantic, huh ladies?
03. "Delia's Gone" - Johnny Cash
This shockingly cold and violent song from the Man in Black is all the more disturbing because of who it's from.
I guess if you're as ugly as Coe, you've got to lay on the charm thick.
Hank returns to the countdown with this wordy-durd filled rant against Nashville, offering to put male and female sexual organs back into country music (were they ever there in the first place?) The D-word and the C-word get ample airtime.
Mar 16, 2011
Jan 21, 2011
Top 10 Least Likely Song Titles on Hank III's Comeback Album

Hank Williams III is now free from Curb Records, after years of consistently delayed/blocked album releases and a general lack of creative control. Most fans assume Hank will generally continue his mix of hard country and punk rock, with likely more explicit lyrics and taboo topics now that he's free. Maybe not but who, besides Shelton, really knows?
Here are the Top 10 Least Likely Song Titles on Hank III's Comeback Album
10. Shooter and Me
09. Daddy, You're My Hero
08. Freebirds (with Tim McGraw)
07. I Miss You, Mike
06. Get Behind Me, Satan
05. Love is a Miracle (duet with Taylor Swift)
04. Nashville Bound and Down
03. Trucks, Jesus and American Flags
02. I'm Not Really Into a Drinkin' and a Druggin' Anymore
01. I Wanna Play on the Opry
Labels:
Hank III,
Top Ten Lists
Oct 31, 2010
Top Ten Shortest Books by Country Artists
10. Original Thoughts - by Kenny Chesney
09. Country Healthy: Our Favorite Lo-Cal Recipes - by Garth and Trisha
08. Can't Get Blood from a Turnip: The Prudent Choices of Curb Records
07. Clean Shot: On Hunting and Fair Gamesmanship - by Troy Gentry
06. Hank to Hank: Good Advice Passed Down - by Hank Jr. and Hank III
05. Bad Decisions I Never Made - by Mindy McCready
04. Songs I Didn't Sing Harmony On - by Vince Gill with Emmylou Harris
03. Holler Back: Our Country Career - by The Lost Trailers
02. A Father's Love - by Doug Stone
01. My Favorite Interviews - by George Strait
Labels:
Hank III,
Kenny Chesney,
Montgomery Gentry,
Top Ten Lists
Jul 21, 2010
4 Parodied Country Covers
Since July's Country Day was at the very first of the month, here are a few covers to tide you over until August.




Labels:
Hank III,
Photocrap,
Sara Evans,
Trace Adkins
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