When a local DJ announces Justin Moore to the stage
When they play you their favorite country song but it sounds like Three Doors Down with more twang
When Tommy left the bar room, not a Gatlin boy was standing
When you've never made it to the end of Johnny Cash's "Cocaine Blues"
If Jason Aldean fans call it hipster-country, then probably...
Johnny Paycheck, that fateful day
The proper reply to every bro-country pickup line
When you tell her the 'country' she's listening to is just southern pop sung by pretty boys
When you lay into ‘em with that Kentucky Thunder
When your boy is about to hurl a chair off Eric Church's bar at some cops
