Showing posts with label Johnny Lee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Johnny Lee. Show all posts

Jul 17, 2025

Tom Cruise Country Reaction Gifs

Why is the country station playing a song with no twang, no story, no steel guitar, no fiddle, and no point?

Every time I piss off some Jason Aldean fans on Facebook

If you're loudly listening to Bailey Zimmerman beside me at Sonic

Them: Don't get too excited but Cody Jinks' new album comes out next week
Me:

Nashville record exec when they sign a TikTok star with no discernible talents besides being handsome

When somebody throws on some Johnny Lee

"Morgan Wallen is the GOAT"

When I see names like Josh Ross and Corey Kent and George Birge on the country chart

The Facebook comments when I post a positive meme about Tyler Childers or Jason Isbell

"Epstein files"   🤝   "what was thrown off Tallahatchie bridge"

When she texts you a Jelly Roll song she likes

I miss when women country singers' songs were all about:

When you just sold off the last of the Oxy and hear there's a hick-hop mudding event this weekend

Apr 11, 2024

Scarface Country Reaction Gifs

When a local DJ announces Justin Moore to the stage

When they play you their favorite country song but it sounds like Three Doors Down with more twang

When Tommy left the bar room, not a Gatlin boy was standing

When you've never made it to the end of Johnny Cash's "Cocaine Blues"

If Jason Aldean fans call it hipster-country, then probably...

Johnny Paycheck, that fateful day

 Play Cherokee fiddle, he'd play it for the whiskey 


The proper reply to every bro-country pickup line

When you tell her the 'country' she's listening to is just southern pop sung by pretty boys

When you lay into ‘em with that Kentucky Thunder 

When your boy is about to hurl a chair off Eric Church's bar at some cops

Jun 10, 2021

Dallas Country Reaction Gifs

When your wife starts getting into Dan + Shay


Vivian to Johnny circa 1955


After somebody dares me to listen to Walker Hayes’ new EP


When real country music returns and we find out this has all been a bad dream


When he tries a Chase Rice pick-up line on you


Some of y’all just like Morgan Wallen because liberals don’t, but that’s none of my business


When somebody plays some Johnny Lee

When somebody talks to me while I’m listening to Turnpike

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