Showing posts with label Chase Rice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chase Rice. Show all posts

Jun 10, 2021

Dallas Country Reaction Gifs

When your wife starts getting into Dan + Shay


Vivian to Johnny circa 1955


After somebody dares me to listen to Walker Hayes’ new EP


When real country music returns and we find out this has all been a bad dream


When he tries a Chase Rice pick-up line on you


Some of y’all just like Morgan Wallen because liberals don’t, but that’s none of my business


When somebody plays some Johnny Lee

When somebody talks to me while I’m listening to Turnpike

Apr 29, 2021

Malcolm in the Middle Country Reaction Gifs

When Luke Bryan won Entertainer of the Year

When somebody plays you Luke's new song "Waves"

When somebody plays you Austin Meade's song "Waves"

When somebody handed you the aux cord, and you played some Cuttin' Grass

♫ We gotta sink the Bismarck cause the world depends on us 

Why do you like Niko Moon?

When you check the mainstream country station to see if they've gotten any better

Hey, you wanna hear some Upchurch?

When your friends are embarrassed to be seen with you because you're a Chase Rice fan

Jan 29, 2021

Police Deploy Axe Sniffing Dogs to Find Illegal Bro-Country House Concerts

While Covid mandates continue to restrict large gatherings of people in most states, some bro-country artists have taken to having secret house concerts to avoid the watchful eye of the law, and the certain scorn of social media. Many of these shows have gone undetected, with the singers and audiences quieting down and hiding at first report of police in the area. As a result, law enforcement has had to employ a new tactic to bust these illegal concerts: Axe-sniffing dogs.

“We’ve found that teens and men who enjoy this kind of music tend to wear offensively strong smelling body sprays such as Axe, so we’ve trained Buster, our drug-sniffing K9, to identify similar odors.” said K9 Unit Lt. Parker Davis of the Smyrna Police Department. “It’s working like a charm so far.” 


The SPD has already shut down 2 Chase Rice concerts, a Chris Janson show, and a couple of other up-and-coming bro-country artists' parties. “There were 25 jacked-up pickup trucks in this cul-de-sac, so we knew something was going on when we followed up on a complaint from neighbors, but the area was completely silent when we started investigating,” said Davis. “Knocks didn’t root anything out, but Buster just smashed through the fence of one yard… you should have seen the wallet chains gleaming in the street lights as they all ran for it.”


Fines were levied, and four open container arrests were made. Similar stories have come in from the Tallahassee, FL area as well. “We taught our dog Hurley to detect body spray and White Claw,” said TPD’s K9 officer Levon Goins. “He’s rooted out 5 different illegal shows. I’ve never seen so many drunk white girls.”


One of the illicit concerts shut down in Tallahassee also led to arrests for crystal meth and prescription drug possession with intent. “That was one of those ‘hick hop’ shows, I think his name was Upshirt, Upchurch, something like that.” laughed Goins.


Jan 28, 2021

Country Music Video Country Reaction Gifs

 Hank, gimme a sign if you like drinkin'


When Yonder Mountain String Band is about to do an encore but you suddenly can't find the stage


When one of your kids dares play Dustin Lynch in your home


That truck that cut you off while cranking Florida-Georgia Line?


When I accidentally hear 2 seconds of that Parmalee & Blanco Brown song


Oh, you have tickets for a Chase Rice concert?


Do you like real country? Do you wanna be my friend?


When there's a pyramid of cans on the shore and a lake patrol boat behind you

Jan 20, 2021

Jan 14, 2021

Looney Tunes Country Reaction Gifs

Still better than listening to a Sam Hunt song

Checking mainstream country radio for a country song

Johnny Cash is overrated??

Chase Rice was born in Florida too huh?

When I catch myself enjoying a few seconds of the new Thomas Rhett single

Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton Eye Joe?

Me, listening to a bluegrass album like...

Luke Combs after releasing his 456th song of the week

 

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