Showing posts with label Sturgill Simpson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sturgill Simpson. Show all posts

May 22, 2024

AI Illustrated Americana Songs

 If you can't figure some of these out, the song list is at the end.

I'm sure you can easily figure this one out, but the AI was so ridiculous, I had to include 2 results.
Hey, I asked for chili!

Chris Knight - Down the River

Jason Isbell - Cover Me Up

Turnpike Troubadours - Gin, Smoke, and Lies

Steve Earle - Copperhead Road

Sturgill Simpson - You Can Have the Crown

John Cougar Mellencamp - Jack and Diane

Apr 19, 2024

Sturgill Simpson Returns to Music With New Hick-Hop Group, Tha Tucky Boyz

Americana stalwart and actor Sturgill Simpson has been quiet on the musical front for the past couple of years. Despite being quite visible in the entertainment world, appearing in Martin Scorcese’s Killers of the Flower Moon and the HBO comedy The Righteous Gemstones, Simpson has released no new albums or singles since 2021’s The Ballad of Dood & Juanita. 

That all changed Wednesday as Sturgill unveiled his next musical incarnation, Tha Tucky Boys. With his high school friend Herschel Porter, now known as Pill-P, Sturgill (stage name B Double D) introduced his new duo on a new Instagram account you probably can't find. “I’m a country rapper now” was the simple announcement, alongside this photo, and a short snippet of a song called “Treadin’ on Me.” 

We had a short FaceTime conversation with B Double D and Pill-P Thursday to check into this unexpected development. “Lemme holla at ya dog,” said Simpson, now adorned with face tattoos similar to that of his character in the movie The Hunt. “I told y’all you’d seen the last of Sturgill solo, so please stop referring to me as Sturgill. I’m going all in on this country rap game.”

Pill-P chimed in: “We might come from different lifestyles, BDD being a well-off musician and actor, and me being a proprietor of medicinal solutions and all your scrap metal needs, but anyway… we both real ass Tucky boys and we both hate the government so it works out.”

Simpson says the duo features a crappy logo, stolen drum loops, bad honky rapping, and adds that they will only play at ATV races and mud bogs, such is the custom with country rap performers. “We’re keeping this shit lo-fi homey,” laughed Sturgill, sipping a Steel Reserve tall boy from a paper sack. “I’ve done my time in the industry, I just wanna keep it real yo.” Simpson says they also plan to start a beef with Upchurch right off the bat, as is also tradition among hick-hop artists. 

When asked if there were any political divisions within the group, with Simpson having progressive views and Pill-P having been excluded from caring about politics due to a felony on his record, Sturgill told us it wasn’t an issue. “I’m gonna vote my way, Pill’s gonna not vote, it’ll be fine.” 

At press time, Tha Tucky Boyz were doing a photo shoot at an old train depot, each holding a chicken snake with some half naked women inexplicably posing on top of a rusted out tank car in the background.

Apr 18, 2024

Idiocracy Country Reaction Gifs 2

When you need an income source after two tours of duty in Vietnam

What's your favorite Conway Twitty song about?

When your friend tells everybody you own a couple of Rascal Flatts CDs after you told him never to speak of it

Society if Sturgill Simpson had never existed

If the country song you're listening to makes you dance like this, you aren't listening to a country song

How long is Morgan Wallen blackballed from Eric Church's bar?

When somebody tells you to turn down the Toby Keith

Still better than going to a Kane Brown concert

And then I shot him full of holes from his nose to his knees 

Going over a list of medical emergencies that happened at the hick hop festival

Aldean fans when they hear Beyonce on country radio

Give me a one word review of Dan + Shay's music

Apr 10, 2024

Overly Politically Correct Americana Songs


Colonizer House Road - Tyler Childers

Tulsa Female-Bodied Monarch - Emmylou Harris

Oklahoman Offspring - Zach Bryan

Fortune Favors the Privileged - 49 Winchester

Person’s Companion Animal - 49 Winchester

Sex Work Managers and Religious Leaders - Paul Thorn

Satisfied Person With a Uterus Depressive Episode - Lucinda Williams

Transgender Ramblin’ Railroad Blues - Colter Wall

Call a Spade a Spade - Turnpike Troubadours

Squatter - Turnpike Troubadours

Same Manufactured Home, Different Manufactured Home Community (Album) - Kacey Musgraves

Disenfranchised Folx - Flatland Cavalry

Visually Appealing CIS Females - Flatland Cavalry

Aged Male-Bodied Person - Neil Young and Mentally Challenged Horse

Unaliving-Prone Saturday Night - Arlo McKinley

Life of Transgressions Toward an Imaginary Sky Deity - Sturgill Simpson

Long Caucasian Line - Sturgill Simpson

I’d Have to Be Atypical - Sturgill Simpson

I Had a Real Good Gestational and Non-Gestational Parent - Gillian Welch

Likely Christian-Nationalist CIS Woman - The Red Clay Strays

Feb 29, 2024

Ghosts Country Reaction Gifs

Grandpa tell us about when you were a roadie on that Willie & Waylon tour

🎶 Cotton’s gone down to a quarter a pound 🎶

The best country songwriters really think this way

What the hell is a Redferrin?

I've got a furnished house

When she finds out about your country memes website before you were gonna tell her about it

Some of us have positive voices in our heads. 
George Jones’ voices:

He's not even from a small town
And he doesn't seem as brave as the words of that song let on

“What’d you think of the Chase Matthew song I suggested?”

When you try to explain the Sturgill Simpson "Dick Daddy" shirt you're wearing to your aunt

Maren Morris comments on country music fans:

What's your favorite Wheeler Walker Jr. song?


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