Showing posts with label Sturgill Simpson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sturgill Simpson. Show all posts
Oct 3, 2024
Beetlejuice Country Reaction Gifs
When you just bought 20 sad George Jones songs in a row on TouchTunes just as the Friday night party crowd walks in
I knew somewhere amid all this distraction
Was a little less talk and a lot more action
"Yeah I saw Sturgill before any of you knew who he was"
Your murder ballad playlist welcoming you back every October
John Rich every time he sees an opportunity to drop a political hot take that will keep him relevant 5 more minutes
In the medical tent at a hick hop festival
"You sure like some strange and unusual country music"
Me when somebody says Morgan Wallen is making country music great again
It started off "hey cutie, where you from?"
Then it turned into "Oh no, what have I done?"
You're never going to let that Kane Brown lost in the woods story go, are you?
Charlie Daniels: I told you once you son of a...
Radio:
Oct 1, 2024
Sep 26, 2024
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #86
Name a lesser known Waylon hit
Still better than going to a Kane Brown concert
A dad who had to take his daughter to a Bailey Zimmerman concert
Politely listening to your mom explain how she doesn’t care for your “R rated Conway Twitty” memes
I guess this answers Toby Keith’s question
Big Sandy Rock, Sludge River roll
“Ma’am, that dude wearing a Kid Rock T-shirt was standing near your drink.”
When a stage crasher gets to meet their favorite singer for 3 seconds
Dudes in my Facebook comments arguing over whether country music died in ‘79 or ‘01.
When your friend’s already 6 High Lifes deep when you meet him at the Sturgill show
His eyes are cold and restless, his wounds have almost healed
When your friend makes you listen to Hardy
Sep 19, 2024
Danny McBride Country Reaction Gifs
♫♪ The flag still stands for freedom
and they can't take that away ♫♪
Country radio interviews, when she wants to talk about her album instead of who she's dating
Turn the quiet up, turn the noise down
Brooks or Dunn arguing with Brooks or Dunn about who gets the larger dressing room on the next tour
What's the most important rule of being a gatekeeper?
When you're starting to see those turtles Sturgill sang about
Conway Twitty when his management tried to tell him to stop being so damn sexy
Mainstream country label when another relatively handsome Morgan Wallen knockoff walks in
Jason Aldean defending his Lil Wayne Halloween costume
Your single uncle walking into the John Conlee show smelling of Hai Karate, looking for you a new aunt
Aug 29, 2024
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #85
That dude who drove 400 miles to see Tyler Childers, standing alone, praying for a third encore so he can hear "Whitehouse Road"
When Lucero and Stugill are playing successive nights in your town and you're over 40
Me when the dude who bought the last large Silverada shirt I wanted busts his ass on the way out of the show
Sturgill Simpson when he was about to drop Sound & Fury
When you’re bald AF and can't find your Cody Jinks cap
When you hear what sounds like an Otis Redding song being sung over by a pop-country douchebag
When you ask an Americana singer if he can spare some beard oil
Dasha or Shaboozey's next big hit
When you tell your friend you think Zach Bryan is pretty good so he’ll shut the f**k up about him
Garth burying the body of country music which he singularly killed, as I’m too often reminded
What does John Cougar Mellencamp do when somebody hands him a chili dog?
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