Sep 19, 2019
When somebody says their favorite 'country' singer is Thomas Rhett
What's the best way to listen to an Old Dominion song?
Patiently listening to country radio to hear a country song
If you're a hick-hop fan expecting people to respect your taste
You don't like Charles Wesley Godwin?
When your office-mate is already playing Kane Brown when you get to work at 8
Highwomen had the #1 country album?
When my wife says they were playing bro-country in the store the whole time she was there and I laugh.
"Hell Right, Hell Right"
Aug 30, 2019
The NFL gets rolling soon, so it's fantasy football draft time! Here are some (mostly country) music-related fantasy football team names by me and some of FTM's Twitter pals. Any that aren't credited here were come up with by me or Jeremy Harris. You're welcome to steal them because you probably aren't in the same leagues...
Ever Lovin’ Handoff (Jeremy Harris’ actual team name)
Le’Ve’on the Road Again
Beer, Weed, Pooches
Red Solo Kupp
Gurley Shake it For Me
4th Down Road - Derek Hudgin
Well Well Well My Michel
Between JuJu and Jones
Who Dat Man
Once, Guice, Three Times a Lady
Good Lord Leonard
She Got the Goldmine, I Got First Pick in the Draft - Michael Fenton
Damn Good Feeling to Run These Routes
The Old Jackass Farts
Goodbye Earl Thomas
Kerryon My Wayward Son
To Beat The Devil In The 40
Ain’t Nothin’ Wrong With Antonio
No Place Too Farve
The Devil’s Right Defensive End
Take Mahomes Country Roads - Alex Williams
Odell Watson’s Chicken Shit Touchdown
Luke Bryan Sucks
Cody Jinksonville Jaguars
Have Gun, Will Fumble
Tom (Brady) Waits for an open receiver
First Down (in a 10 Year Town)
It Gets the Ertz at Night
Goff’s Gonna Cut You Down
Bortles All the Way Down - Jay Arnold
Pancho & Leftwich - Jay Arnold
Lady Mayfield - Jay Arnold
Roethlisberger in Paradise - Jay Arnold
Dak That Azz Up
Mahomes in Alabama
Heart of Gould - Nate
Aug 23, 2019
Aug 22, 2019
A good ol' boy country exec trying to deal with all the women and black people wanting to be on country radio
If you attempt to listen to an entire FGL album
They can have 30 songs on the country charts with the word "girl" in them but can't have more than 5 actual "girls?"
Dalton Domino, Vince Gill, and Tanya Tucker have new albums coming out tomorrow
Waiting for the Thomas Rhett concert to start like
Still more country than Sam Hunt
I give the new Blake Shelton song one finger up
Aug 21, 2019
Aug 20, 2019
Aug 19, 2019
Aug 16, 2019
Aug 15, 2019
People who don't like Whitey Morgan are
My review of the new Blake Shelton/Trace Adkins song that I haven't even heard yet
When you're at a restaurant and immediately realize they're playing mainstream country over the speakers
When Tyler Childers lets the beard grow out
I like Carrie Underwood, but her current single is
What does mainstream country radio do?
When you go to a music festival in summer
Do you know anybody going to the Luke Bryan concert?
When your friends says "Okay, don't make fun of me but I kinda like that new Kane Brown song."