Showing posts with label LOCASH. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LOCASH. Show all posts
Oct 30, 2019
Country Halloween Costumes
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Halloween,
Knoxville Girl,
LOCASH,
memes,
Satire,
Zac Brown
Aug 8, 2019
Where Y'all Sitting?
Labels:
Jason Aldean,
LOCASH,
Loretta Lynn,
memes,
Merle Haggard,
Rascal Flatts,
Satire,
Tammy Wynette,
Waylon Jennings
Jul 15, 2019
Monday Morning Memes: Thomas Rhett, Keanu, Dwight Yoakam
Labels:
Breaking Bad,
Dwight Yoakam,
Florida Georgia Line,
Keanu Reeves,
LOCASH,
memes,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett
Jun 11, 2019
6 New Parody Album Covers: Riggs, Locash, Rhett, Conway, etc.
Apr 1, 2019
More Monday Memes: FGL, Lil Nas X, Locash, etc.
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Lil Nas X,
LOCASH,
memes,
Satire,
Scott Borchetta,
Spiderman,
Winnie the Pooh
Feb 1, 2019
Women Not Making Good Enough Songs, Explains Dumbass
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Jaxon Ward, local tool |
Local moron Jaxon Ward thinks women are themselves to blame for country radio not playing them in great number in recent years. "Their songs are terrible," said the shitbird, 23, taking a puff from his gun-shaped vape mod. "They don't even use snap beats that much."
Ward, a huge fan of male-sung songs with "girl" in the title, explained that women just aren't making good enough songs for radio these days. "Look, I'm all about equal sex or whatever, but how can these chicks compete with songs about hooking up with chicks?" he laughed vacantly. "I mean there was that lesbian song from Little Big Town a couple years ago but that was perverted."
Based on which country chart you follow, solo women artists comprise between 5-10% of the total artists at any given time lately. There has been much discussion and consternation about this topic over the past couple years with little agreement on how to fix the problem or for some, if that even is a problem.
"I could care less. When they start putting out kickass songs then we'll talk," brayed the jackass, completely unaware of the existence of Ashley McBryde and Kacey Musgraves. "The ones I've heard are all shrieking about an ex or being shrill about wanting to be able to vote or something; it's really cringy. Why can't they put out cool shit like "Feels Like a Party" or "Bitches?""
At press time, the "single but always slinging pipe" Ward, was blasting Moonshine Bandits from his jacked up truck at a stoplight while staring down the top of the mom in the car beside him.
Jan 21, 2019
Double the D-Bags
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
LOCASH,
memes,
Satire,
Spiderman
Sep 11, 2018
Honest Billboard Song Features: Locash and Walker Hayes
Labels:
Billboard,
Honest Song Features,
LOCASH,
Satire,
Walker Hayes
Sep 5, 2018
Locash Wants to Know if You're Down
Labels:
Honest Radio Promo Ads,
LOCASH,
Satire
Aug 14, 2018
Wave 'em Side to Side for Locash!
Labels:
gifs,
Johnny Cash,
LOCASH,
memes,
Satire
Aug 13, 2018
Monday Morning Memes: Randy Travis, Lit, Florida-Georgia Line, etc.
Labels:
Florida-Georgia Line,
Kane Brown,
Lit,
LOCASH,
memes,
Monsters Inc.,
Randy Travis,
The Simpsons
May 15, 2018
Great Quotes from Country Singers: Chet Atkins, Patsy Cline, Locash...
Sep 21, 2017
Point Break Country Reaction Gifs
If Warchild won't shut up about
the new Dustin Lynch album
When the flight you're on shows CMT
instead of an in-flight movie
When you and a friend get into
Jason Isbell at the same time
Can you believe Chris Stapleton has
sold nearly 3 million albums?
What would it be like to go to
a LOCASH concert?
How do you feel about The Steel Woods?
Would you break up with a girl
who was a huge Sam Hunt fan?
Would you rather learn Spanish from scratch
or go to a Florida-Georgia Line concert?
Mar 28, 2017
Latest Promo Photos: Aldean, O'Toole, Locash, etc.
Labels:
Cole Swindell,
Jason Aldean,
Latest Promo Photos,
LOCASH,
Old Dominion,
Rich O'Toole,
Satire
Aug 9, 2016
Pop-Country Artists Screw Up Famous Rock Logos
Labels:
AC/DC,
Brantley Gilbert,
Cole Swindell,
LOCASH,
Misfits,
Motorhead,
Parody Logos,
Photocrap,
Public Enemy,
The Ramones,
Wu-Tang Clan
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