Showing posts with label LOCASH. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LOCASH. Show all posts
Oct 12, 2020
Monday Morning Memes: Locash, Hank Jr, Kane Brown
Labels:
Hank Jr.,
Kane Brown,
LOCASH,
memes,
Office Space,
Satire,
Tom & Jerry
Mar 30, 2020
Mar 11, 2020
3 Up 3 Down: Chase Rice, Ingrid Andress, Midland, etc.
3 Up
Carly Pearce & Lee Brice “Hope You’re Happy Now”
No snap beats, no slang, real instruments. Lee and Carly’s hit is a pop-country duet full of heartache and harmonies. Their voices sound great together. It’s one of those sad songs that makes you feel good. Well done.
B+
Midland “Cheatin’ Songs”
We’re over their back story now - you either like their music or don’t. I do. This is a slice of 70s Bellamy Bros-esque goodness with steel guitar and modern slickness. The low key harmonies create just the right mood and there’s even a little self-awareness mixed into the lyrics. Midland is consistently one of the best mainstream artists out there and “Cheatin’ Songs” is another gem.
A
Ingrid Andress “More Hearts Than Mine”
Ain’t a whole lot country about this, but it’s a well-written and gets a lot more personal than most radio fare, bringing a fairly unique angle to relationship tunes. Andress’ delivery occasional veers toward that indie-pop style I hate so much, but never quite goes there and her conversational tone works well for the subject matter. Glad to see this song hit the top 10.
B+
3 Down
Jordan Davis “Slow Dance in a Parking Lot”
Standard issue dude pop-country, typical mid-tempo blah-ness, electronically affected vocals. This is pure boyfriend country. At least bro-country was loud and proud with its crappiness. This is dull and forgettable just like Jordan Davis would be without the beard.
D
Locash “One Big Country Song”
At least it doesn’t have snap beats? That’s a positive I suppose. Locash doesn’t sound particularly inspired …ever… but particularly on this anthem about the shared experiences and values of country fans. “Everybody knows the words to ‘Mama Tried’” is an actual lyric of this song and I guarantee you that 80%+ of Locash fans do not in fact know those words. Honestly, there are several songs much worse than this in the top 40 right now - I was just trying to avoid the usual suspects - but this is nothing you haven’t heard before.
C-
Chase Rice “Lonely if You Are”
Snap beats, typical bouncy R&B lite delivery. This is pretty much a Sam Hunt rip-off without Sam’s lyrical ability and likability (and I don’t care for any Sam Hunt songs, so that’s pretty rough). It’s a booty call song that somehow comes off both sleazy and sleepy. There are a few early Chase Rice songs that show some promise, before he was asking fine ass girls to slide on over or whatever, so one would hope he’d eventually dig a little deeper in his subject matter, but nah. Once a bro, always a bro.
F
Labels:
3 Up 3 Down,
Carly Pearce,
Chase Rice,
Ingrid Andress,
Jordan Davis,
Lee Brice,
LOCASH,
Midland
Oct 30, 2019
Country Halloween Costumes
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Halloween,
Knoxville Girl,
LOCASH,
memes,
Satire,
Zac Brown
Aug 8, 2019
Where Y'all Sitting?
Labels:
Jason Aldean,
LOCASH,
Loretta Lynn,
memes,
Merle Haggard,
Rascal Flatts,
Satire,
Tammy Wynette,
Waylon Jennings
Jul 15, 2019
Monday Morning Memes: Thomas Rhett, Keanu, Dwight Yoakam
Labels:
Breaking Bad,
Dwight Yoakam,
Florida Georgia Line,
Keanu Reeves,
LOCASH,
memes,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett
Jun 11, 2019
6 New Parody Album Covers: Riggs, Locash, Rhett, Conway, etc.
Apr 1, 2019
More Monday Memes: FGL, Lil Nas X, Locash, etc.
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Lil Nas X,
LOCASH,
memes,
Satire,
Scott Borchetta,
Spiderman,
Winnie the Pooh
Feb 1, 2019
Women Not Making Good Enough Songs, Explains Dumbass
Jaxon Ward, local tool |
Local moron Jaxon Ward thinks women are themselves to blame for country radio not playing them in great number in recent years. "Their songs are terrible," said the shitbird, 23, taking a puff from his gun-shaped vape mod. "They don't even use snap beats that much."
Ward, a huge fan of male-sung songs with "girl" in the title, explained that women just aren't making good enough songs for radio these days. "Look, I'm all about equal sex or whatever, but how can these chicks compete with songs about hooking up with chicks?" he laughed vacantly. "I mean there was that lesbian song from Little Big Town a couple years ago but that was perverted."
Based on which country chart you follow, solo women artists comprise between 5-10% of the total artists at any given time lately. There has been much discussion and consternation about this topic over the past couple years with little agreement on how to fix the problem or for some, if that even is a problem.
"I could care less. When they start putting out kickass songs then we'll talk," brayed the jackass, completely unaware of the existence of Ashley McBryde and Kacey Musgraves. "The ones I've heard are all shrieking about an ex or being shrill about wanting to be able to vote or something; it's really cringy. Why can't they put out cool shit like "Feels Like a Party" or "Bitches?""
At press time, the "single but always slinging pipe" Ward, was blasting Moonshine Bandits from his jacked up truck at a stoplight while staring down the top of the mom in the car beside him.
Jan 21, 2019
Double the D-Bags
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
LOCASH,
memes,
Satire,
Spiderman
Sep 11, 2018
Honest Billboard Song Features: Locash and Walker Hayes
Labels:
Billboard,
Honest Song Features,
LOCASH,
Satire,
Walker Hayes
Sep 5, 2018
Locash Wants to Know if You're Down
Labels:
Honest Radio Promo Ads,
LOCASH,
Satire
Aug 14, 2018
Wave 'em Side to Side for Locash!
Labels:
gifs,
Johnny Cash,
LOCASH,
memes,
Satire
Aug 13, 2018
Monday Morning Memes: Randy Travis, Lit, Florida-Georgia Line, etc.
Labels:
Florida-Georgia Line,
Kane Brown,
Lit,
LOCASH,
memes,
Monsters Inc.,
Randy Travis,
The Simpsons
May 15, 2018
Great Quotes from Country Singers: Chet Atkins, Patsy Cline, Locash...
Sep 21, 2017
Point Break Country Reaction Gifs
If Warchild won't shut up about
the new Dustin Lynch album
When the flight you're on shows CMT
instead of an in-flight movie
When you and a friend get into
Jason Isbell at the same time
Can you believe Chris Stapleton has
sold nearly 3 million albums?
What would it be like to go to
a LOCASH concert?
How do you feel about The Steel Woods?
Would you break up with a girl
who was a huge Sam Hunt fan?
Would you rather learn Spanish from scratch
or go to a Florida-Georgia Line concert?
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