Showing posts with label Charley Pride. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Charley Pride. Show all posts

Jan 12, 2018

Parody of Walker Hayes' "You Broke Up With Me"


You Broke Up with Me
(Parody of Walker Hayes' "You Broke Up With Me")

Well, I had to choke while I was turnin'
Swerved past the country station
Hell no, it wasn't amazing
Yeah, I heard a song that had beats and the word swagger
Them crackers all sounded lame and all sounded the same

So this is my farewell party, this don't sound like Strait or Charley
You're just pushing pop and rap as country, so you can shove it
No don't come back beggin' for me to bring back my lovin'
You're the fool that made your own bed, I just wanted out of it (Hey!)

I once listened to you a lot
But ain't nobody got time for that all that shit that you've got on
It ain't gotta be country gold
But auto-tune and drum loops ain't the way I roll
So hey, you broke up with me
Yeah, country radio, you broke up with me

Guess money is all you want
Well heart and soul can't be bought
And stop calling it evolution
Save me the excuses, in your heart you know it's wrong
When a song comes on and it's a fake ass hip-hop bore
Don't you feel a little like a whore? 

So this is my farewell party, this don't sound like Strait or Charley
You're just pushing pop and rap as country, so you can shove it
No don't come back beggin' for me to bring back my lovin'
You're the fool that made your own bed, I just wanted out of it (Hey!)

I once listened to you a lot
But ain't nobody got time for that all that shit that you've got on
It ain't gotta be country gold
But auto-tune and drum loops ain't the way I roll
So hey, you broke up with me
Yeah, country radio, you broke up with me

For real y'all, what happened to twang and drawl?
I'm just breakin off some George Jones cold hard truth
It is what it is and you did what you did
I've got some better things to listen to

So this is my farewell party, this don't sound like Strait or Charley
You're just pushing pop and rap as country, so you can shove it
No don't come back beggin' for me to bring back my lovin'
You're the fool that made your own bed, I just wanted out of it (Hey!)

Used to to you a lot
But ain't nobody got time for that all that crap that you've got on
It ain't gotta be country gold
But auto-tune and drum loops ain't the way I roll
So hey, you broke up with me
Yeah, country radio, you broke up with me

Yeah, you broke up with me

Nov 29, 2017

Had a Mullet / Should've Had a Mullet

Had a mullet

Had a mullet

Should've had a mullet

Had a mullet

Had a mullet

Should've had a mullet


Should've had a mullet

Had a mullet

Should've had a mullet

Had a mullet

Had a mullet

Had a mullet

Should've had a mullet

Should've had a mullet

Had a mullet



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