Showing posts with label John Anderson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Anderson. Show all posts

May 5, 2022

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #59

When your daughter gets Turnpike tickets but you don't


Bro country songs summarized:


Where your coworker is heading when they hear you listening to Wheeler Walker Jr. out loud

When you finally turn your country loving friend onto Gojira

When one guy in the group says "actually, Walker Hayes is pretty good"

Hey promoters putting Warren Zeiders on Americana concert bills:

Ashley McBryde only just now got her first #1 song??


Jan 7, 2021

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs 46

When you’re the only one in your group of friends who likes Whiskey Myers


When some honkies are cranking Florida-Georgia Line nearby


Looking forward to feeling this after a concert again sometime soon

What are your honest thoughts about Niko Moon’s current hit?


Life is not tried, it is merely survived

When you’re standing outside the fire


Just a swingin’, yeah we were swingin’


When one of the Avett brothers gets overly rowdy


When your roommate’s girl is into Cody Jinks music but he isn’t

Jun 21, 2019

Toy Story Country Reaction Gifs

Reporting from the Thomas Rhett concert...

When somebody asks if you wanna hear a country song and plays Blanco Brown

When you meet that guy who's obsessed with Walker Hayes in person

Country radio fans be like...

Luke Bryan be like...

When you find out your friend went to the FGL concert

How Cleto Cordero introduced himself to Kaitlin Butts

♬ She just started liking cheatin' songs 

May 23, 2019

Little Known Facts Makes Its Glorious Return



Insane Clown Posse plans on releasing their entire catalog as country albums in 2019. There will be no changes or remixing done.

Shooter Jennings recently hit the big 4-0 which is a big deal since he was only 3 feet, 11 inches earlier in the year.

Due to him neglecting it while spending so much time on the road and at the beach, Kenny Chesney’s tractor is no longer considered sexy.

Zac Brown’s new rap song has reportedly coaxed hours of valuable information out of terrorists at Guantanamo Bay.

78% of all blacked out names in the Mueller Report were Steve Earle.

Famed Bigfoot hunter Eric Tipton has decided there isn’t enough challenge in looking for the elusive creature and now devotes his time to searching for women on the country music charts.

Jordan Davis’ beard is kind of like Samson’s hair in that it is hair on the head of someone who doesn’t sing country music. 

John Rich was one of the crowd favorites at a recent Nashville songwriting expo after he was a last minute substitution for the scheduled janitor that called in sick. 

Americana is sometimes called “country music for liberals” because much like liberalism, it proclaims gender equality but is mostly run by old white dudes. 

Constantly posting on Facebook about his weight loss vitamins is why John Anderson is the black sheep of his family. 

As a child, Russell Dickerson once got his head stuck in a toilet paper roll. 

I have never heard “Old Town Road” and will remove the genitalia of the first person that changes that.

Kane Brown coming on country radio is the equivalent of the auto flushing toilet pulling the paper seat cover down the drain before you are seated.

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Most of these are by Jeremy Harris; a few are by Trailer.

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