Showing posts with label Bailey Zimmerman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bailey Zimmerman. Show all posts
Jul 9, 2026
Jun 23, 2026
Intervention
(This is dark humor, if it's humor at all. I have no interest in Bailey's career or music, but as a fellow human, it sounds like he needs some help.)
Jun 11, 2026
Feb 5, 2026
Jan 30, 2026
Dec 18, 2025
Stranger Things Country Reaction Gifs
About to enter the function when you hear Bailey Zimmerman music playing
Surveying the scene after a Gavin Adcock show lets out
My version of gatekeeping country music
When you let your passenger DJ and they’ve got Jessie Murph on their playlist
When mom’s making you go to a Thomas Rhett concert with her
When you take the whole gummy somebody handed you at the Billy Strings show
When Reba needs a hit of corn dogs but her dealer says the price of business has gone up
When you’ve mastered the bandanna and wispy hair part of your Willie cosplay
Me looking at the country radio charts every week
When you hear your attractive neighbors cranking Turnpike
Zac Brown??
When your girlfriend mentions Kane Brown tickets for Christmas
Will never should’ve told the fellas he was a Dan + Shay fan, because they roasted him the entire trip
Dec 5, 2025
Nov 19, 2025
Oct 1, 2025
Sep 12, 2025
The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: September '25
A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive, an asterisk denotes a song where the good attributes and the bad are dead even. An overall score and brief summary are below the chart.
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-17) overall which is a 6 point drop from our last edition in June. Nice to see a token woman in there! The best song on the charts is Parker McCollum’s “What Kinda Man.” The worst is easily Chase Matthew’s “Darlin’.” If it weren’t the worst, Parmalee’s “Cowgirl” would easily be the bottom of the barrel. I could barely tolerate listening through the chorus of either one. Let’s hope for better next time!
*yes, my rating of the Luke/Bailey collab dropped a lot since June
Sep 9, 2025
Aug 27, 2025
Aug 7, 2025
King of the Hill Country Reaction Gifs 4
When they say they love country music
…like Beyonce and Dan + Shay
When you normally tolerate Dale's conspiracy theories but he just brought Dolly into his lunacy
Backside of thirty and back on my own
An empty apartment don't feel like a home
Describe Morgan Wallen’s “Miami”
When Nancy keeps telling you about how she read on Facebook that Reba helped with Texas flood rescues and that Toby Keith is secretly still alive
What every country song from 2012-2017 was about
The only way anyone’s getting me to go to a Kane Brown concert
"Hey dad check out this Bailey Zimmerman song, it slaps!"
When a kid walks into homeroom wearing a Thomas Rhett t-shirt
When you see Zach Bryan has returned to Twitter and you know he's pretty much guaranteed to crash out again soon
When you’re starting to suspect your son may be a Billy Strings fan
Aug 1, 2025
Jul 17, 2025
Tom Cruise Country Reaction Gifs
Why is the country station playing a song with no twang, no story, no steel guitar, no fiddle, and no point?
Every time I piss off some Jason Aldean fans on Facebook
If you're loudly listening to Bailey Zimmerman beside me at Sonic
Them: Don't get too excited but Cody Jinks' new album comes out next week
Me:
Nashville record exec when they sign a TikTok star with no discernible talents besides being handsome
When somebody throws on some Johnny Lee
"Morgan Wallen is the GOAT"
When I see names like Josh Ross and Corey Kent and George Birge on the country chart
The Facebook comments when I post a positive meme about Tyler Childers or Jason Isbell
"Epstein files" 🤝 "what was thrown off Tallahatchie bridge"
When she texts you a Jelly Roll song she likes
I miss when women country singers' songs were all about:
When you just sold off the last of the Oxy and hear there's a hick-hop mudding event this weekend
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