Showing posts with label Bailey Zimmerman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bailey Zimmerman. Show all posts
Jul 25, 2024
Prop Me Up Beside the TouchTunes
Labels:
Bailey Zimmerman,
Dan + Shay,
Jason Aldean,
Joe Diffie,
memes,
Satire
Jul 23, 2024
Jul 17, 2024
Random Wednesday Memes: Wallen, Bailey Zimmerman, etc.
Labels:
Bailey Zimmerman,
Beyonce,
Charlie Brown,
Elmo,
Jason Aldean,
memes,
Morgan Wallen,
Satire,
Zach Bryan
Jun 27, 2024
Jun 26, 2024
Move, Get Out the Way
Labels:
Bailey Zimmerman,
memes,
Reginald Spears,
Satire
May 31, 2024
May 14, 2024
More More Tuesday Memes: Waylon Jennings, Shania Twain, Kane Brown
May 3, 2024
Mar 6, 2024
The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: March '24
A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive, an asterisk denotes a song where the good attributes and the bad are dead even.
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (+3) overall which is an 8 point improvement from December. The best song is Cody Johnson's "The Painter." The worst is Hardy's "Truck Bed," with stiff competition from Kane Brown's "I Can Feel It." Overall, a decent set of songs but nothing to write home about.
*Note: a few scores changed a bit since Dec. due to songs growing on me or the opposite
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
Mar 5, 2024
It's That Simple
Labels:
Bailey Zimmerman,
gatekeeping,
memes,
Satire
Feb 28, 2024
Jan 4, 2024
What Your Favorite Album of 2023 Says About You #3
You don’t suffer from undiagnosed depression, you revel in every minute of it. Happy songs make you sad. Your friends all think you’re the smartest of the bunch because you got lucky on the ACT in high school. You utter “Hello darkness my old friend” every time you walk into work, but you are otherwise well-adjusted and well liked.
I don’t know or even care if this even came out in 2023, but you feel the same way. This is your background music for shuffling off to pickle ball practice or a meeting of the Jr. League in your $70k suv that has never seen a spot of mud. Someone recommended Zach Bryan to you, but you found him to be too intelligent. You think you saw Bailey play at the amphitheater last summer but you were so drunk you can’t be sure.
You are a loyal friend. Your musical opinions are not always to be trusted, but your word is gold. You almost said the word “hater” out loud when one of your friends said this wasn’t their best album, but it was awesome to have them back. Your $70k truck is covered in mud …from working.
You are not in my circle of “in real life” friends but you are definitely among my online friends, despite me thinking at least 42% of your political beliefs are loony. You don’t dye your hair anymore, but your bathroom sink is still purple from all the “new yous.” You are a loyal friend.
You are probably not in the lunatic fringe of Zach fans my memes so frequently target. You’re the type of fan who’d gladly spend $500 on a ticket, but also can see and appreciate Zach for his flaws and strengths. Still, every once in a while you click the angry face emoji on one of my memes.
Your $7k truck is covered in mud ….from hasty getaways. Your only steady job the last few years has been selling pills. This is no fault of your upbringing or circumstances, you’re just a dumbass. You are very vocal about other people’s politics, despite not being allowed to vote yourself.
You are the real targets of most of my anti-Wallen memes. Look, I know you don’t listen to much country all when you’re driving around in the monstrosity your dad bought for your 15th birthday, but this is a country-music-focused site, and me poking fun at rappers and their fans might get me cancelled. I know it’s your girlfriend who listens to Wallen. Anyway, you’re a dipshit community college kid who failed Spanish for the second time because you were out spotlighting deer and smoking weed the night before.
Dec 15, 2023
Pick Your Faves!
Labels:
Bailey Zimmerman,
Gabby Barrett,
Hardy,
Jason Aldean,
Jelly Roll,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Morgan Wallen,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett,
trolling
Nov 3, 2023
Nov 2, 2023
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #75
When mami sees Wheeler Walker Jr. on junior's playlist
If Zach Bryan ever gets a PR agent
When a bro in a high school parking lot heard "This is How We Roll" playing in 2013
When the concession stand prices are just as overpriced as the concert tickets were
When somebody says a Bailey Zimmerman song slaps
Name one positive attribute of Jason Aldean
Lori McKenna songwriting prompt
When you hear there's a party with rockabilly chicks, midget wrestling, and a Mel McDaniel cover band
How the hell can a person
Go to work in the mornin'
And come home in the evenin'
And have nothin' to say
Go to work in the mornin'
And come home in the evenin'
And have nothin' to say
When a Childers hater thought they were roasting him calling him woke
Oct 3, 2023
Brutally Honest Country Top 20
By Bobby Peacock.
(you can tell it's not me because I wouldn't admit a Dan + Shay song was good even if I liked it)
Here's the real thing for reference.
Sep 28, 2023
This Don't Even Feel Like Life
Labels:
Bailey Zimmerman,
iRobot,
memes,
Satire,
Will Smith
Sep 21, 2023
Sports! Country Reaction Gifs
When they accidentally played 2 seconds of Dan + Shay's performance over the headset
This one doesn't have a country music related quip. I just wanted to post it.
The end zone is Bailey Zimmerman's current song, the player (Elijah Moore) is me
Let's get some country rap workout music going!
Me reading "you sound like a boomer" comments under Morgan Wallen memes
Me when new Brent Cobb and Charles Wesley Godwin albums come out tomorrow
Chris Stapleton's "White Horse"
Crying all alone under the stands
Was the piccolo player in the marching band
Zach Bryan fan after defending Zach online
That Jason Isbell is kind of an asshole; but on the other hand, he's the best songwriter of our generation
Disgusting, but still better than being an Aldean fan
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