Stranger Things Country Reaction Gifs

About to enter the function when you hear Bailey Zimmerman music playing

Surveying the scene after a Gavin Adcock show lets out

My version of gatekeeping country music

When you let your passenger DJ and they’ve got Jessie Murph on their playlist 

When mom’s making you go to a Thomas Rhett concert with her 

When you take the whole gummy somebody handed you at the Billy Strings show

When Reba needs a hit of corn dogs but her dealer says the price of business has gone up 

When you’ve mastered the bandanna and wispy hair part of your Willie cosplay 

Me looking at the country radio charts every week 

When you hear your attractive neighbors cranking Turnpike

Zac Brown??

When your girlfriend mentions Kane Brown tickets for Christmas 

Will never should’ve told the fellas he was a Dan + Shay fan, because they roasted him the entire trip

"But I Like Both Sides" (No You Don't)

 

Monday Morning Memes: Morgan Wallen, Zach Top, Bailey Zimmerman

 

Generalizing

 

Monday Morning Memes: Morgan Wallen, Hardy, Waylon Jennings

The Generation Gap

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: September '25

 A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive, an asterisk denotes a song where the good attributes and the bad are dead even. An overall score and brief summary are below the chart. 

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-17) overall which is a 6 point drop from our last edition in June. Nice to see a token woman in there! The best song on the charts is Parker McCollum’s “What Kinda Man.” The worst is easily Chase Matthew’s “Darlin’.” If it weren’t the worst, Parmalee’s “Cowgirl” would easily be the bottom of the barrel.  I could barely tolerate listening through the chorus of either one. Let’s hope for better next time!

*yes, my rating of the Luke/Bailey collab dropped a lot since June

Morgan Wallen & Bailey Zimmerman Memes

Country Songs of the Summer

Bailey Zimmerman Fan Starter Pack

King of the Hill Country Reaction Gifs 4

When they say they love country music 

…like Beyonce and Dan + Shay 

When you normally tolerate Dale's conspiracy theories but he just brought Dolly into his lunacy

Backside of thirty and back on my own

An empty apartment don't feel like a home

Describe Morgan Wallen’s “Miami”

When Nancy keeps telling you about how she read on Facebook that Reba helped with Texas flood rescues and that Toby Keith is secretly still alive

What every country song from 2012-2017 was about

The only way anyone’s getting me to go to a Kane Brown concert 

"Hey dad check out this Bailey Zimmerman song, it slaps!"

When a kid walks into homeroom wearing a Thomas Rhett t-shirt

When you see Zach Bryan has returned to Twitter and you know he's pretty much guaranteed to crash out again soon

When you’re starting to suspect your son may be a Billy Strings fan 

The Crud Report: August '25

Friday Morning Memes: Zach Bryan, Tyler Childers, Bailey Zimmerman

Tom Cruise Country Reaction Gifs

Why is the country station playing a song with no twang, no story, no steel guitar, no fiddle, and no point?

Every time I piss off some Jason Aldean fans on Facebook

If you're loudly listening to Bailey Zimmerman beside me at Sonic

Them: Don't get too excited but Cody Jinks' new album comes out next week

Me:

Nashville record exec when they sign a TikTok star with no discernible talents besides being handsome

When somebody throws on some Johnny Lee

"Morgan Wallen is the GOAT"

When I see names like Josh Ross and Corey Kent and George Birge on the country chart

The Facebook comments when I post a positive meme about Tyler Childers or Jason Isbell

"Epstein files"   🤝   "what was thrown off Tallahatchie bridge"

When she texts you a Jelly Roll song she likes

I miss when women country singers' songs were all about:

When you just sold off the last of the Oxy and hear there's a hick-hop mudding event this weekend