Frasier Country Reaction Gifs

Morgan Wallen's PR rep opening up Twitter Wednesday

Parmalee has another top ten hit

♫♪♪ smoke a little smoke, drink a little drink ♫♪♪

Do you want to hear the new Kidd G song?

"Don't you ever talk like that about Merle again, and...

When your kid says he digs that new Morgan Wa.... de song

Why is pop now hip-hop, country now pop, and Americana now country?

Florida-Georgia Line songwriting session

Country Music Video Country Reaction Gifs

 Hank, gimme a sign if you like drinkin'

When Yonder Mountain String Band is about to do an encore but you suddenly can't find the stage

When one of your kids dares play Dustin Lynch in your home

That truck that cut you off while cranking Florida-Georgia Line?

When I accidentally hear 2 seconds of that Parmalee & Blanco Brown song

Oh, you have tickets for a Chase Rice concert?

Do you like real country? Do you wanna be my friend?

When there's a pyramid of cans on the shore and a lake patrol boat behind you

3 Up, 3 Down: January '21

3 Up

Lainey Wilson - Things a Man Oughtta Know

First and foremost, this is a country song. It's a modern pop-country song, but it features organic instrumentation, country vocals, country imagery, and story-telling. There's listing, yeah, but it's used to the furtherance of the theme, revealing the message a little at a time. Good stuff, and highly impressive as a debut single. And it seems to be getting some traction.

B+

Carly Pearce - Next Girl

Clever hook, strong vocals, catchy melody, strong message. What's not to like? Carly is such a promising artist; I hope this is huge for her. 

B+

Eric Church - Hell of a View

A mid-tempo anthem in the vein of “Talledega” and “Springsteen,” this is another winner from Church. Hey guys in the category below: See! It’s possible to write a love song that isn’t whiny and tediously selling a supplicant viewpoint in a relationship. Be equals, you crybabies. Anyway, “Hell of a View” is catchy and poetic, and non-embarrassing.

B+

3 Down

Niko Moon - Good Time

I already said enough when I named this the worst ‘country’ song of 2020. It may qualify for 2021 too. It’s that bad. 

F

Cole Swindell - Single Saturday Night

Cole has done some moderately better work recently (not that the songs I actually like are ever released as singles) but this isn’t in that category. This starts off with all the sonic signifiers of boyfriend country and gets no better from there. Listless, forgettable, and cookie-cutter. “White Claw” brand name drop… is that the first in a hit song? Anyway, this sucks and it kinda feels desperate. 

D-

Parmalee & Blanco Brown - Just the Way

Another boyfriend country song, I’m seeing a theme. There is nothing whatsoever country about this song. It’s listless, forgettable, and cookie-cutter. And it’s so cloying and wimpy. Stop worshipping women. I mean, don’t worship men either, or any other gender. Who wants to be pandered to this damn much? It’s amazing that something so boring and bland can make me want to punch inanimate things to get my rage out. Crap. 

F

Major League Baseball Country Reaction Gifs

Honky tonk badonkadonk

Keepin' perfect rhythm make you wanna swing along

I ain't as good as I once was

But I'm as good once as I ever was

When Chris Stapleton blasts a three run homer in the 8th to take back the lead

Your cheatin' heart will tell on you

When they're playing Luke Bryan over the PA system

Is it cold in here, or is it just you?

When your give a damn's busted

(this is from the minors, but it had to be here)  

What you think of that new Parmalee song?

Somebody said there'd be no normal live concerts until 2022. Yeah, that's fine... no big deal.

The Florida-Georgia Line of baseball

10 Worst "Country" Songs of 2018

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1. Walker Hayes - 90s Country

Walker seems like a nice guy. He has kind eyes. I don't wanna harp on the guy, but as the youths of 2018 said "this ain't it." Most artists I don't care for show me at least one trait that makes me think they in some way deserve the success they've achieved. With Walker I'm not sure - he's nice? This song isn't nice. It barely qualifies as a song. It's certainly not country and bears no resemblance whatsoever to the 90s country songs it calls out, other than the fact that it uses the same words of the English language. This is bad. Embarrassingly bad. Somebody should hire Walker into marketing or management or artist development or something, because singing/songwriting doesn't seem to be his thing, and he seems like a swell fellow.

2. AJ McLean - Back Porch Bottle Service

Just stop. You're still making plenty off Backstreet Boys tours and their catalog of music, so leave the country music to the …uh, dudes who talk-sing about 'girls' over snap beats? Forget that part. Just know that this is subpar. Extremely subpar.

3. Keith Urban - Gemini

We (those of us who like actual pop-country that has a firm grip on the roots of country) lost Keith a long time ago and he keeps journeying farther into the ether with garbage like this. Stupid ass lyrics, soulless music ...and I'm just done with Nicole Kidman's husband. 

4. Parmalee - Hotdamalama

No trash talking is needed here.

5. Mitchell Tenpenny - Bitches

This guy sucks. I can't stand Kane Brown, but at least Kane's music occasionally puts on some country window dressing. Mitch here is pure pop music, or R&B lite, to be more exact. He sings like John Mayer with strep throat. Oh yeah, and he saw fit to foist a song about 'bitches' into the "country" world. Unfortunately for the world, it looks like 10cent is gonna be here for a while. 

6. Dustin Lynch - Good Girl

If I'm curiously listening to mainstream country radio (which is rare nowadays), as soon as I hear Dustin's voice, I'm out, and this song's the biggest offender. Pointless drivel. Not even gonna get into his missed potential - that's all in the past. Lynch is pop music for teenage girls who change the station from "Mo Bamba" when their dad walks into their room to make sure they're doing homework.

7. Mitchell Tenpenny - Drunk Me

See #5 but this one was a hit single. This guy is the worst.

8. Dylan Scott - Hooked

He might look 39, but he's 29 and despite the fact that he's been trying at country radio for 4 years now, somebody saw fit to vote him one of the New Faces for next year's CRS conference. Nothing to see here. Just cookie cutter BS from a tall dude who gets comments on YouTube like "hes ssooooosssoooo hotttt."

9. Sam Hunt - Downtown's Dead

I don't care for Sam's music, but at least most of his previous songs had something of a catchy melody. This is ear torture. I'd rank it higher (lower?) but it was such a flop, Sam stayed on hiatus. That's a nice silver lining and drops this tune down the rankings. 

10. Uncle Kracker - Floatin'

He's Uncle Kracker.

7 New Parody Album Covers: Kane Brown, The Band Perry, Eric Church, etc.

Mr. Rogers Country Reaction Gifs

When you just got off Willie's bus

If you think country music evolved into whatever Thomas Rhett is, you're a:

Saturday night and the moon is out

I'm gonna head on over to the Twist & Shout

The entire crowd at a Parmalee concert

This train is bound for glory, this train...

 If you're here for the memes and gifs and reviews and tolerate the wrestling humor...

Dancing to a mainstream country song like...

When your friend comes through with some John Moreland tickets

And finally, here's wishing all Kane Brown fans a wonderful day in the neighborhood!

Friends Country Reaction Gifs

  Last time Joey used your computer, he downloaded a bunch of Kane Brown songs

You spend a portion of each day telling people half your age what they should think country music means?

When Walker Hayes is playing in a public place where you can't turn it off.

One of your pastimes is calling Miranda Lambert a whore online?

There's Florida-Georgia Line fan fiction?

When "Body Like a Back Road" won ACM Single of the Year

Radio won't play Cam's "Diane?"

When you notice she has a Waylon tattoo

 

Hotdamalama? Parmalee?