Showing posts with label Parmalee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Parmalee. Show all posts
Sep 19, 2022
Sep 1, 2022
Only Murders in the Building Country Reaction Gifs
When given choice of a country song that slaps or a country song that whines
Clint Black?
When you're involved in vertical affection and he says he's gonna put on some Dustin Lynch for mood music
When the SEC has Kane Brown as bumper music despite your requests against it on Twitter
When he's taking you to Applebee's on the first date
When you're touring Garth's house and accidentally end up in the murder basement
Miranda Lambert?
A polite discussion of George Strait's greatness on Twitter
Just listen to 30 seconds of this new Parmalee song and tell me what you think
When you get Garth Brooks' cell #
Aug 30, 2022
Jun 29, 2022
Dec 14, 2021
Predicting 2022 in Mainstream Country Music
By Bobby Peacock
• Russell Dickerson revealed to actually be a deepfake
• Bobby continues to be the only person on the entire Internet not to like Lainey Wilson
• Luke Combs hits #1 with "Beer,” which is just him singing the word "beer" over and over again for four minutes
• Walker Hayes gets his second #1 with a cover of the "Chili's Baby Back Ribs" jingle
• Niko Moon runs crying to his mom when his next single fails to chart at all; claims radio PDs called him a poopyhead
• In an unprecedented move, Lauren Alaina records a duet with herself
• Kelsea Ballerini and HARDY propose to record a duet; plans canceled when they can't agree on which letters in the title should be capitalized, if any
• Jordan Davis buys dirt; realizes he can't find the one he can't live without; sells dirt
• Jason Aldean, Toby Keith, John Rich, Travis Tritt, and Aaron Lewis record a collab called "Red Voters with Blue Balls (Let's Go Brandon)"; song's lyric video gets deleted from YouTube for hate speech
• Brantley Gilbert actually does release the worst country song of all time -- oh wait, he already did that with "Bottoms Up"
• All four members of Parmalee discovered working at the same Arby's in Nashville
• Man previously caught sporting public erection due to Turnpike reunion hospitalized for priapism
• Cole Swindell gets his first celeb endorsement: his own personal line of Miracle Whip
• In an even more unprecedented move, Morgan Wallen releases a cover of Western Flyer's "Cherokee Highway"
• Bobby makes another stupidly long"best of the decade" list largely composed of songs that neither Trailer nor any Farce the Music reader has ever heard before
Oct 27, 2021
Jul 23, 2021
Important Legal Help Available!
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Parmalee,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Walker Hayes
Apr 8, 2021
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #49 XL Edition
It's Wrestlemania week, so here's an extra large edition of country reaction gifs.
If your friend doesn’t like Arlo McKinley
When I see FGL has yet another #1 song
When I see Alan Jackson’s new album has 21 songs
“Country music is an amalgamation of all America’s styles of music”
When somebody tries to tell me Chris Gaines and Garth Brooks are the same person
If I went to a pop-country music festival, I’d leave like this
Hey, let’s listen to my new Luke Bryan deluxe edition
When you walk in the bar in a good mood and they’re playing Parmalee
Niko Moon doesn’t like sad songs. Well f*** him, I do
To the hard rock bottom of your heart
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