Martin Country Reaction Gifs

When she says it’s either her or your concert addiction

When your friend you thought had bad taste in country music says she digs this Cody Jinks fella

When somebody says “Willie’s better at smoking pot than making music”

Latest proof that Luke Bryan sucks: 

When the next three concerts coming to your area are Old Dominion, Luke Bryan, and Kane Brown

He already has half the lyrics for a pop country song

When you walk in on her listening to Dustin Lynch

When her Tinder profile is enticing but it says she’s a “George Straight fan”

Honest Aircheck Top 15 Country Songs

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: December '19

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-19) overall which is a 8(!!) point decrease from October (the previous time we did this chart). The best song on the chart is Jon Pardi’s “Heartache Medication.”  The worst is Dan + Shay and Justin Bieber’s “10,000 Hours.”

Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

Monday Morning Memes: Tyler Childers, Dan + Shay, etc.

2019 CMA Awards TwitterWINs

Country Singer Craft Beers

*yeah some of them are "country" singers

 Mitchell Tenpenny’s White Bruh Hard Seltzer
Not beer, but sold in the beer section.

 Old Dominion Sweaty Sour
Hints of body odor, vending machine cologne, and green apple Lifesaver.

Creeps up on you.

Shooter Jennings’ Low Life Lager

Pretty damn good, but only comes in pony bottles.

 Sturgill Simpson Altered Beast
Tastes like a different style of beer every time you take a sip.

Zac Brown’s Angry EDM Ale

“Every time I get a new swig, I gotta get a new swig.”

So bitter and poorly made, Zac’s the only one who likes it.

Dan + Shay’s

Minus

Non-Alcoholic Beer

Way too sweet and beer without alcohol isn’t beer.

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country: Oct. '19

A poop emoji is negative; a strike-thru is positive.

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-8) overall which is a 2 point improvement from July (the previous time we did this chart). The best song on the chart is Jon Pardi’s “Heartache Medication.”  The worst is Blake Shelton & Trace Adkins’ “Hell Right.” 

Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

Country Music Anagrams: Morgan Wallen, Margo Price, Tyler Childers, etc.

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Sorry Dwight.

The Princess Bride Country Reaction Gifs

When somebody says their favorite 'country' singer is Thomas Rhett

What's the best way to listen to an Old Dominion song?

Patiently listening to country radio to hear a country song

If you're a hick-hop fan expecting people to respect your taste

You don't like Charles Wesley Godwin?

When your office-mate is already playing Kane Brown when you get to work at 8

Highwomen had the #1 country album?

When my wife says they were playing bro-country in the store the whole time she was there and I laugh.

"Hell Right, Hell Right"