Showing posts with label Old Dominion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Old Dominion. Show all posts
Dec 13, 2019
The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: December '19
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-19) overall which is a 8(!!) point decrease from October (the previous time we did this chart). The best song on the chart is Jon Pardi’s “Heartache Medication.” The worst is Dan + Shay and Justin Bieber’s “10,000 Hours.”
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
Nov 14, 2019
Oct 25, 2019
Country Singer Craft Beers
*yeah some of them are "country" singers
Mitchell Tenpenny’s White Bruh Hard Seltzer
Not beer, but sold in the beer section.
Not beer, but sold in the beer section.
Old Dominion Sweaty Sour
Hints of body odor, vending machine cologne, and green apple Lifesaver.
Hints of body odor, vending machine cologne, and green apple Lifesaver.
Creeps up on you.
Shooter Jennings’ Low Life Lager
Pretty damn good, but only comes in pony bottles.
Sturgill Simpson Altered Beast
Tastes like a different style of beer every time you take a sip.
Tastes like a different style of beer every time you take a sip.
Zac Brown’s Angry EDM Ale
“Every time I get a new swig, I gotta get a new swig.”
So bitter and poorly made, Zac’s the only one who likes it.
Dan + Shay’s
Minus
Non-Alcoholic Beer
Way too sweet and beer without alcohol isn’t beer.
Oct 16, 2019
The Current Poop of Mainstream Country: Oct. '19
A poop emoji is negative; a strike-thru is positive.
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-8) overall which is a 2 point improvement from July (the previous time we did this chart). The best song on the chart is Jon Pardi’s “Heartache Medication.” The worst is Blake Shelton & Trace Adkins’ “Hell Right.”
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
Oct 8, 2019
Country Music Anagrams: Morgan Wallen, Margo Price, Tyler Childers, etc.
noun a word, phrase, or name formed by rearranging the letters of another, such as cinema, formed from iceman.
Sorry Dwight.
Sep 19, 2019
The Princess Bride Country Reaction Gifs
When somebody says their favorite 'country' singer is Thomas Rhett
What's the best way to listen to an Old Dominion song?
Patiently listening to country radio to hear a country song
If you're a hick-hop fan expecting people to respect your taste
You don't like Charles Wesley Godwin?
When your office-mate is already playing Kane Brown when you get to work at 8
Highwomen had the #1 country album?
When my wife says they were playing bro-country in the store the whole time she was there and I laugh.
"Hell Right, Hell Right"
Aug 9, 2019
Happy Days Country Reaction Gifs
When mainstream country record labels ask new singers why they should hire them
Like Old Dominion, but without the suck
When two big dudes play FGL on the jukebox
When your friends says you were right about Whiskey Myers being badass
When people take a Farce post seriously
When Tyler Childers and Mike & The Moonpies release great albums on the same day
After she tells you she's a huge Kane Brown fan
When you see that your favorite country act is having a DJ open their shows
♫ ♬ Turn out the lights, the party's over ♫ ♬
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