The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: October '21

 A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive. Total score below the chart.

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (0) overall which is a 4 point improvement from August (the previous time we did this chart). A zero score huh… that’s some Thanos level equilibrium. The worst song and the lowest rated song ever on this chart is Walker Hayes’ “Fancy Like” with the very first 5 turd rating. The highest rated is once again, Kenny Chesney’s “Knowing You.”

Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

Kristen Wiig Country Reaction Gifs

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When you say you’ll send your friend some new Cole Chaney music and you send them Cole Swindell instead as a joke

Morgan Wallen still has the #1 album. Can you believe it?

When your son finally graduates from pop-country to the real shit

Do you wanna go to the Old Dominion drive-in concert with me?

Morgan Wade’s debut album comes out in just a few weeks

White girls after a Kane Brown concert

Why not to ask your ex-girlfriend if you can come pick up your George Jones records you left at her place

When the sports talk show you love has new Luke Bryan bumper music

When you’ve been to one too many country shows at the amphitheater next to the toxic waste dump

The Worst "Country" Festival Ever

If Pop-Country Groups Were Metal Bands 2

A Muppets Christmas Carol Country Reaction Gifs

 When you're down-wind from a Willie Nelson concert

What every country song was about in the 1930s

Find you a woman who's cuddly and loves sitting by a fire listening to Ward Davis with you

Jason Aldean:

When the lights come on even though you expected an encore

"But Old Dominion is pretty good even if they're not very country"

George Strait? Amarillo big fan!

When somebody tweets "Charlie Pride was my favorite country singer!"

When the spirit insists on listening to Kane Brown while she imparts her lesson to you

Martin Country Reaction Gifs

When she says it’s either her or your concert addiction

When your friend you thought had bad taste in country music says she digs this Cody Jinks fella

When somebody says “Willie’s better at smoking pot than making music”

Latest proof that Luke Bryan sucks: 

When the next three concerts coming to your area are Old Dominion, Luke Bryan, and Kane Brown

He already has half the lyrics for a pop country song

When you walk in on her listening to Dustin Lynch

When her Tinder profile is enticing but it says she’s a “George Straight fan”

Honest Aircheck Top 15 Country Songs

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: December '19

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-19) overall which is a 8(!!) point decrease from October (the previous time we did this chart). The best song on the chart is Jon Pardi’s “Heartache Medication.”  The worst is Dan + Shay and Justin Bieber’s “10,000 Hours.”

Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

Monday Morning Memes: Tyler Childers, Dan + Shay, etc.

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