Showing posts with label Old Dominion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Old Dominion. Show all posts

Dec 17, 2020

A Muppets Christmas Carol Country Reaction Gifs

 When you're down-wind from a Willie Nelson concert


What every country song was about in the 1930s

Find you a woman who's cuddly and loves sitting by a fire listening to Ward Davis with you

Jason Aldean:

When the lights come on even though you expected an encore

"But Old Dominion is pretty good even if they're not very country"

George Strait? Amarillo big fan!

When somebody tweets "Charlie Pride was my favorite country singer!"

When the spirit insists on listening to Kane Brown while she imparts her lesson to you

Feb 20, 2020

Martin Country Reaction Gifs

When she says it’s either her or your concert addiction

When your friend you thought had bad taste in country music says she digs this Cody Jinks fella

When somebody says “Willie’s better at smoking pot than making music”

Latest proof that Luke Bryan sucks: 

When the next three concerts coming to your area are Old Dominion, Luke Bryan, and Kane Brown

He already has half the lyrics for a pop country song

When you walk in on her listening to Dustin Lynch

When her Tinder profile is enticing but it says she’s a “George Straight fan”

Dec 13, 2019

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: December '19


The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-19) overall which is a 8(!!) point decrease from October (the previous time we did this chart). The best song on the chart is Jon Pardi’s “Heartache Medication.”  The worst is Dan + Shay and Justin Bieber’s “10,000 Hours.”


Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.



Oct 25, 2019

Country Singer Craft Beers

*yeah some of them are "country" singers



 Mitchell Tenpenny’s White Bruh Hard Seltzer
Not beer, but sold in the beer section.


 Old Dominion Sweaty Sour
Hints of body odor, vending machine cologne, and green apple Lifesaver.
Creeps up on you.


Shooter Jennings’ Low Life Lager
Pretty damn good, but only comes in pony bottles.


 Sturgill Simpson Altered Beast
Tastes like a different style of beer every time you take a sip.


Zac Brown’s Angry EDM Ale
“Every time I get a new swig, I gotta get a new swig.”
So bitter and poorly made, Zac’s the only one who likes it.


Dan + Shay’s
Minus
Non-Alcoholic Beer
Way too sweet and beer without alcohol isn’t beer.

Oct 16, 2019

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country: Oct. '19

A poop emoji is negative; a strike-thru is positive.



The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-8) overall which is a 2 point improvement from July (the previous time we did this chart). The best song on the chart is Jon Pardi’s “Heartache Medication.”  The worst is Blake Shelton & Trace Adkins’ “Hell Right.” 


Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

Oct 8, 2019

Country Music Anagrams: Morgan Wallen, Margo Price, Tyler Childers, etc.

an·a·gram
/ˈanəˌɡram/
noun   a word, phrase, or name formed by rearranging the letters of another, such as cinema, formed from iceman.








Sorry Dwight.

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