Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Sep 28, 2023
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #74
The security guy at a Brantley Gilbert concert noticing the stank of unwashed humans
Yeah they've got something special, it's brotherly love
Zach Bryan coming up with another banger line to make college girls swoon
When I post a meme making a joke
about a non-pop-country artist
Jerry when he hears somebody call George Strait "The King"
When dad finally gets sick of your slacker roots rock and your grungy beard
What passes as a pickup line in a Cole Swindell song
Taylor Swift when she sees an attractive famous man in her general age range
Strike me down if I cut my family ties
Me if I was forced to go to a Kane Brown concert
If you're Corb Lund and you step in something, most likely...
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Sep 22, 2023
Hank Sr. Covers Puddle of Mudd??
"In an alternate universe, Hank travelled 50 years into the future where he decided to re-record his hit song "Ramblin' Man," using a similar lament of one of the hit songs of the day. "She Hates Me" by Puddle of Mudd was #1 on the Billboard charts, so he gave it a go."
-By Scott Jones
This Guy Rants About Country Music “Authenticity”
Remember the good old days when you could drive you’re girl out to the bonfire in your pick up truck and turn on the country station and not worry that there might be a serious or sad song on their? I miss those days!
Nowadays when I drive my sidechick in my Raptor and turn on the radio, it’s Luke Combs crying about going somewhere in a fast car, or Ashly McBridde singing about her family or some shit. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Am I right??
And the Spotify country playlists ar just as bad. Who tf is Zach Bryan? Is that Luke’s more boring younger brother? I listened to him for 1 whole minute and he did not mention Fireball, pretty tan feet, or the summer moon even once. That ain’t country! And his songs don’t even make any cents. Keep it simple and keep the party going, Zach. Come on man!
I seen that ol’ Zach had the number one album and song in America, and I shed a tear. It feels like things are changing and I’m kinda scared because where else is there to listen to music I like but the radio? Singers are putting their flat brim caps and skinny jeans away, and getting out cowboy hats and work boots. It’s not okay.
John Party or Chris Stapleton were the ones who started this mess. With a name like Party, John should’ve been dropping the beat and lighting crates on fire for the hotties in every song, but nooooo he’s got to have old whiney instruments. And Chris Stapleton only wrote one good song in his life and that was Thomas Rhett’s “Crash and Burn!”
I look at the tragic break up of Florida-Georgia Line and just think, who’s gonna fill there square toe boots? I see Luke Bryan losing popularity and wonder who’ll tell the country girls to shake it anymore? I here people talk about Cody Johnson and Tyler Childers and weep for the future and all the trucks that won’t have nutz and the coal that won’t be rolled.
It’s a sad day in America when even Jason Aldean is singing about serious crap. I was going to put a hole in the drywall I’m so mad, but I’ve matured. So I’m just gonna go put on my Chase Rice album, vape some clouds, and pour out some White Claw for the better times.
Sep 21, 2023
Sports! Country Reaction Gifs
When they accidentally played 2 seconds of Dan + Shay's performance over the headset
This one doesn't have a country music related quip. I just wanted to post it.
The end zone is Bailey Zimmerman's current song, the player (Elijah Moore) is me
Let's get some country rap workout music going!
Me reading "you sound like a boomer" comments under Morgan Wallen memes
Me when new Brent Cobb and Charles Wesley Godwin albums come out tomorrow
Chris Stapleton's "White Horse"
Crying all alone under the stands
Was the piccolo player in the marching band
Zach Bryan fan after defending Zach online
That Jason Isbell is kind of an asshole; but on the other hand, he's the best songwriter of our generation
Disgusting, but still better than being an Aldean fan
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