Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts

Apr 11, 2024

Original Title and Album Cover of 49 Winchester's Upcoming Release



 And here's what they settled on. Oh well, I'm sure it'll still be good.

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Scarface Country Reaction Gifs

When a local DJ announces Justin Moore to the stage

When they play you their favorite country song but it sounds like Three Doors Down with more twang

When Tommy left the bar room, not a Gatlin boy was standing

When you've never made it to the end of Johnny Cash's "Cocaine Blues"

If Jason Aldean fans call it hipster-country, then probably...

Johnny Paycheck, that fateful day

 Play Cherokee fiddle, he'd play it for the whiskey 


The proper reply to every bro-country pickup line

When you tell her the 'country' she's listening to is just southern pop sung by pretty boys

When you lay into ‘em with that Kentucky Thunder 

When your boy is about to hurl a chair off Eric Church's bar at some cops

Apr 10, 2024

Angry Chair


What is Outlaw Country?


Overly Politically Correct Americana Songs


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Colonizer House Road - Tyler Childers


Tulsa Female-Bodied Monarch - Emmylou Harris


Oklahoman Offspring - Zach Bryan


Fortune Favors the Privileged - 49 Winchester


Person’s Companion Animal - 49 Winchester


Sex Work Managers and Religious Leaders - Paul Thorn


Satisfied Person With a Uterus Depressive Episode - Lucinda Williams


Transgender Ramblin’ Railroad Blues - Colter Wall


Call a Spade a Spade - Turnpike Troubadours


Squatter - Turnpike Troubadours


Same Manufactured Home, Different Manufactured Home Community (Album) - Kacey Musgraves


Disenfranchised Folx - Flatland Cavalry


Visually Appealing CIS Females - Flatland Cavalry


Aged Male-Bodied Person - Neil Young and Mentally Challenged Horse


Unaliving-Prone Saturday Night - Arlo McKinley


Life of Transgressions Toward an Imaginary Sky Deity - Sturgill Simpson


Long Caucasian Line - Sturgill Simpson


I’d Have to Be Atypical - Sturgill Simpson


I Had a Real Good Gestational and Non-Gestational Parent - Gillian Welch


Likely Christian-Nationalist CIS Woman - The Red Clay Strays



Apr 4, 2024

New Money New ____


3 New WWE Country Memes




 

Godzilla & King Kong Country Reaction Gifs

The comments section under a post about Beyoncé's new album

When somebody sees I've been listening to this playlist


It's just country boys and girls getting down on the farm

I took a little sip and right away I knew
as my eyes bugged out and my face turned blue

When you can't figure out who played Dan + Shay on the TouchTunes so you can go assault them

A country music blogger trying to interact with a woman

I've learned that the monsters ain't the ones under my bed

When she doesn't cook or clean, but she has Waylon's discography on vinyl

Me when there's a political battle in the comments of a Jason Aldean meme I posted

Well way down yunder on the...





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