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Mar 14, 2025
Newly Discovered STI Named After Kid Rock
Researchers at the Detroit Center for Infectious Disease Control have officially named the affliction "Bawitdarrhea,” after a hit song by the American singer-songwriter, Kid Rock. While details remain scarce and the research is still in its first steps, Dr. Sheila Evergreen, the lead researcher on the project, offered a brief statement.
"The unusual and, frankly, kind of funny nature of this STI's transmission and symptoms led us to consider a namesake that embodied a similar level of… complexity," Dr. Evergreen stated, pausing before continuing. "After much deliberation, 'Bawitdarrhea' seemed the most fitting choice."
The symptoms of Bawitdarrhea are reportedly varied and, in some cases, hilarious. Preliminary findings suggest sufferers may experience any combination of: a shrinking of sexual organs, constant contradictory thoughts, a sudden affinity for cheap beer, itchy facial rashes, and a desire to loudly share opinions that no one else is interested in.
“We don’t know the long-term effects of Bawitdarrhea,” said current US Department of Health and Human Services chief Heather Melanson, who was briefed on the case. “The best course of action is always prevention.” Contacted for comment, a representative for Kid Rock offered a pithy response, “Mr. Richie is actually honored by this news. Catch it to own the libs!”
Further research is planned to fully understand the transmission, symptoms, and potential treatment options for Bawitdarrhea. Early reports suggest the infection began during 2024’s Kid Rock/Jason Aldean outdoor festivals - and may have been spread primarily during drunken sexual trysts in portable johns. In the meantime, medical professionals are advising individuals to practice safe sex and to consult with a doctor if they suspect they may have contracted the infection.
At press time, all port-a-potties for upcoming Kid Rock shows were being fitted with condom dispensers.
Mar 13, 2025
Cobra Kai Country Reaction Gifs
Two old heads fighting over whether
country died in 1979 or 2001
When your buddy sent you a Graham Barham song to check out
That stupid vocal echo sound in pop-country songs
Old ass Farce the Music owner when yet another Morgan Wallen fan gets mad at a meme
When the country station says "Up next, Kane Brown!"
When she hears you own 3 Waylon box sets, 52 independent country artist tee shirts, and prefer standing room only shows
When Jason Aldean fans start walking behind you in a small town
"Hey sweetie, check out this new country song from my favorite pop singer"
When your wife says it's fine if your daughter goes to see Dan + Shay with her friends
When you see the Instagram posts from your friend who went to see Flatland Cavalry out of town and didn't ask you
Me avoiding hearing Chase Matthew songs
Some of you don't really like the artists you claim to like just because they agree with you on politics but that's none of my business...
Why the hell do you keep listening to Wheeler Walker Jr music?
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