Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Jul 3, 2025
M*A*S*H Country Reaction Gifs
Which unreleased song are you mad that Tyler Childers isn't putting on his next album?
When Taste of Country decides to post 14 more stories about the failing economy and closing brick & mortar stores
When I post memes about Morgan Wallen on Facebook damn near every day and somebody has the nerve to ask who that is
"Zach Bryan is the greatest living songwriter"
When you talk shit about Jason Aldean around your mentally deficient coworker
Here's to light beers, smoked meats, and cranking some Waylon to celebrate America's 249th birthday
A Kane Brown fan trying to defend their opinion
When the on-hold music is pop country
Good Christian boy listens to Jason Isbell once
What's your favorite Wheeler Walker Jr song about?
When your friend has to go see Hardy with his wife
Have a nice 4th of July!
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Jun 27, 2025
What Your 2025 Country Song of the Summer Says About You
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Zach Top
“Good Times & Tan Lines”
This one’s a little hard to nail down. You’re either a Boomer who thinks this is Alan Jackson’s “Chattahoochee,” a Gen-Xer who thinks this is a cover of that song, a Millennial who pines for their 90s childhood, or a Gen-Zer who calls it classic country. Whichever way, if you like it, that’s cool with me.
Morgan Wallen & Tate McRae
“What I Want”
You are too young to have fully a developed sense of hearing, have been failed by your music education in school, only listen to what is popular, and think that music is only good if it’s popular because that many idiots can’t possibly be wrong.
Tucker Wetmore
“Brunette”
You thought he was Morgan Wallen when you first heard him, and just ran with it. You bullied at least 3 girls into therapy while in high school. Your boyfriend’s “promposal” poster was misspelled and neither of you noticed. You’ll be the only pregnant member of the Baptist Student Union at Auburn this fall.
Josh Ross
“Single Again”
You recently developed a southern accent despite living in Hinsdale, IL. You listen to this because they say bad words in pop music, but you really want to hear pop music. You want to go to the Windy City Smokeout but are scared of Koe Wetzel’s fans. Dan + Shay are who got you into country music.
Whiskey Myers
“Tailspin”
You tried vaping for a while but it just didn’t sting like the Marlboro Reds. You’re not a team player nor a leader at work, but the place would go out of business without you. You drive an obnoxiously large pickup truck, but actually do work in it. You recently covered up a ‘bad idea Spring break of ’02 tribal tattoo’ with your kids’ names. You’re a conservative but really don’t give a shit how anybody else wants to live.
BigXthaPlug (ft. Bailey Zimmerman)
“All the Way”
You think listening to this in your unblemished Warlock gives you street cred. Your entire closet is white tee shirts and henley collars. You get all your music recommendations from TikTok. You live in Vestavia Hills and consider yourself a small town boy. Your stepdad keeps trying to get you to listen to a band called “Turnstile Herbivores” or whatever.
Turnpike Troubadours
“On the Red River”
You need a hug.
Morgan Wallen
“Miami”
You spent more money on a lift kit than your education. The last book you read involved an inquisitive primate and his friend with a yellow hat. This song is the closest you’ve ever come to hearing Keith Whitley. The car wash has asked you and your friends nicely to stop drinking in the parking lot and the next time they’re calling the cops. You aren’t worried because your dad is a cop.
Jun 26, 2025
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #93
Still better than listening to a Dan + Shay song
Pop-country songwriter to his publisher: "You'll never believe what I wrote about this time. It's gonna change country music!"
When you go to an Americana festival and there are no broccoli haired dudes saying bruh while killing High Noons
"Kane Brown, could you please stop trying to unsave country music?"
The 3 times a year John Moreland logs onto Instagram
New Vandoliers album tomorrow!
Me listening to Turnpike while doomscrolling the apocalypse
Steve: "Hey Rock, you heard of this Cody Jinks fella?"
Rock: "The Rock knew about him way before you"
Steve:
Me: Posts pretty tame meme joking about Morgan Wallen
His fans:
Spotify board meeting
When I tell you trap beats don't belong in country songs
When a b*tch won't stop talking during the Jesse Daniel concert, even though you asked her politely
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