*I may've done this idea before but I'm fairly certain this version looks better
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Mar 31, 2023
The CMT Awards or Wrestlemania? A Viewer's Guide
Both shows are on Sunday night (though WM is also on Saturday). Here are some helpful points to help you decide which show to watch!
Morgan Wallen to Release Country Remix of “Last Night”
Riding high on the success of his massive pop/R&B hit “Last Night,” country superstar Morgan Wallen has announced plans to follow that up in coming weeks with a country remix, or re-imagining to be exact, of the crossover smash.
The tune, which has received massive country airplay despite being released to pop radio, will receive quite a makeover for this incarnation. Instead of the jaunty, beat-driven acoustic guitar, there will be crying steel guitar. The hip, monotone reading of the lyrics will be replaced by a slow, note-bending drawl of the sort once employed by Lefty Frizzell. There may even be some audible fiddle, clearly signaling a radical departure for the genre-conquering Tennessee boy.
Whether this release will continue Wallen’s winning streak is yet to be determined, but many behind the scenes are questioning the move. "Who's gonna play it? I mean, this thing is like, old-timey sounding and stuff," said Clearchannel country radio DJ Trey Turner. "You can't do …the griddy to it, I don't like it," complained Kawntrygull56 who replied to a snippet of the song on Wallen’s Facebook page.
Morgan, for his part, maintains that this will play to a new demographic he hasn't reached before. "The people who actually like the organic, authentic-sounding stuff like Merle Hagrid and Alan Strait [sic].” said Wallen, preening his famous mullet, “That's an audience we haven't spoken to yet."
Adapted from Country California fake news story originally posted Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Mar 30, 2023
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs: Wrestlemania Week Edition
When you and your middle aged dad friends made it through a whole day at a country festival
Don't know if I could ever live my life without you
Oh Elizabeth, I'm sure missing you
Every time I listen to "The Grand Tour"
Me trying to get through a 35 song album
Be honest, what do you think of Dan + Shay?
When your boss only allows music played over the office speakers, and it's always pop country
Me after thinking of a new way to piss off Morgan Wallen fans
When Tommy left the bar room,
not a Gatlin boy was standing..
He said, "This one's for Becky"
as he watched the last one fall
(From Matt Brucker)
When some young whipper snapper says some shady shit about Willie Nelson
Them: Don't overreact, you can live
through one Luke Bryan song
Me:
Lori McKenna before writing another line that'll tear out our hearts
Mar 29, 2023
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Mar 24, 2023
No One on Facebook Ever Heard of Luke Bryan
“Who?” asked Jerry Dickens of Shreveport, in response to a story about Luke’s favorite fishing lure on Whiskey Riff, and the sentiment seemed to be prevalent across the Facebook landscape. Up to 77% of readers of the country music humor page Farce the Music reported being unfamiliar with the Georgia singer. Dickens assured us that his comment was not to add to his “real country” cred, or to look cool to other pop-country haters.
Bryan, who debuted on the country charts 17 years ago and has been a prevalent force in the industry ever since, also has his own festival, his own restaurant, and his own brand of beer. Be that as it may, he has somehow escaped the attention of a majority of Facebook users.
“Luke Bryan, who’s she?” commented Dick Berry of West Memphis, AR, below a We Hate Pop Country meme this past Tuesday. This highlights another mystery of the perception of Bryan - that he is a female. How one could come to the conclusion that Luke is a woman’s name is certainly odd, and we’re fairly certain no one on Facebook would ever stoop so low as to misgender someone as an insult.
At press time, Larry Richards of Raleigh, NC was preparing an incomprehensible FB comment about Bryan being a homosexual (but certainly not in a negative light) despite being oblivious to Bryan’s very presence in this corporeal plane.
Mar 23, 2023
Blaxploitation Film Country Reaction Gifs
If you step on Hank Jr.'s cowboy boots
When he walks in wearing Luke Combs Crocs
If you ever see me listening to Thomas Rhett on Spotify, ask this:
🎵 There's only you and me and we just disagree 🎵
When he won't turn off the Florida-Georgia Line
When you finally hear a Dan + Shay song
What I shoulda said to Blake Shelton on Twitter
When a dude standing on the side of a bridge insults Dolly Parton
When she's up early, playing some Morgan Wallen
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