Showing posts with label Dolly Parton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dolly Parton. Show all posts

Feb 14, 2025

10 Things That Sound Better Than an Hour of Mainstream Country Radio


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10. “Call us regarding your pending preapproval for a personal or line of credit. You are prequalified for loan $65,000 based on your credit profile…”



9. Honey we need to talk



8. Jason Isbell’s “White Man’s World” playing loudly at an event where you’re the only white male



7. Doctor: “We’re going to have to remove the left one”



6. Jason Aldean’s “Strip It Down” starts playing while you’re getting a massage from a woman with a phlegmy cough



*this is AI slop
5. Every chapter of R Kelly’s “Trapped In the Closet” remixed by P Diddy ft. Drake



4. “We have been trying to reach you about the extended warranty on your Chevrolet Tahoe”



*this is also AI slop
3. RFK Jr. covering Dolly’s “I Will Always Love You”



2. Jelly Roll and Bunny walk over from across the bar “We saw you standing over here and we're digging your vibe…”




1. Luke Bryan narrating a children’s book about the birds & the bees


Feb 13, 2025

Sylvester Stallone Country Reaction Gifs

When Wilson’s cousin doesn’t find a good place to hide

What my favorite country songs are about 

Dudes who listen to Thomas Rhett let their girlfriend defend them

Beyonce is more country than the Applebees song bro

Let’s go see Brooks and Dunn …open for Morgan Wallen 

What BJ Barham is thinking whenever someone in the crowd keeps yelling out the name of a song they always play anyway

Racial harmony if everybody listened to Charley Crockett 

Blogger with 250 followers who reviewed an album one time when Brent Cobb comes to town 

When somebody thinks Aaron Lewis is a great singer but Jason Isbell isn’t

The Starkville city cops when Johnny Cash stopped to pick a few flowers 

An influencer got scammed out of $5000 trying to buy Morgan Wallen tickets??

You think Jason Aldean should play the Super Bowl halftime show?

If you graduated high school with an 8th grade reading level, Pony Bradshaw’s lyrics are

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