Showing posts with label Lee Greenwood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lee Greenwood. Show all posts

May 23, 2024

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #82

Me when Turnpike Troubadours got back together 

Till I catch my second wind
Get back up and gain control again
(yeah, deep cut)

What the kid tailgating you in a squatted truck blasting Morgan Wallen and Post Malone looks like

As soon as neo-traditional country started making a comeback on radio, a lotta new shit with beats got dropped into the mix

Security footage of Morgan Wallen vs chair

Jason Isbell replies to a relatively innocuous social media comment


I'll gladly stand up next to you
and defend her still today

When your friend with terrible taste in music actually recommends a 49 Winchester song

It didn't take me long to learn that I was born to boogie

Listening to a Kid Rock fan try to explain... anything

Bob Dylan goes electric

Cody Jinks attempts to get a song on mainstream country radio

When you tell an old dude that Hank Jr. had as many misses as hits

Mar 9, 2023

Hot Rod Country Reaction Gifs


Clay Walker, politely critiquing his bus driver's performance

Feb. 29, 2016, Koe Wetzel's friend asks:
"Why did you tell that punk ass cop to take you to jail?"

🎶And I’m proud to be an American where at least I know I’m free 🎶

When you're too drunk to remember your name but somebody cranks up Sturgill Simpson

When the dance remix of “Chattahoochee” comes on

When you're very shy but she's wearing a Vandoliers t-shirt

Why were you listening to Gary Stewart for 10 straight hours?

Every time a pop-country singer says 
their next song is more traditional

Feb 25, 2022

Lee Greenwood on Standby, Toby Keith Called Up to Reserve

Patriot and country singer Lee Greenwood is literally shaking with anticipation. Normally, this time of year, the singer would be in a deep off-season slumber, building up his energies for upcoming patriotic holidays, but world affairs have made things different this year. 

Late Thursday evening, an alarm went off in Greenwood’s cryogenic chamber, alerting him that a military conflict was underway that could have ramifications for the United States. His room was bathed in red, white, and blue lights, awakening him in fervor. Pumps whirred to life as Lee was pumped with vitamins and nutrients, preparing him for the potential task ahead.


Greenwood stretched, removed the tubes from his arms, and threw open the window. One sniff and his eyes lit up. “This one’s different but so familiar… there’s a ….chill… in the air.” he thought. He then walked to the front room and visually verified that his trailer packed with American flag clothing and paraphernalia was pre-loaded and hitched to his Suburban. “It’s go time,” he spoke. 


Now Mr. Greenwood has pulled a recliner into the foyer of his expansive Franklin home and simply waits. He stares up at his signed portrait of General Norman Schwartzkopf and nods. “I’ll be ready if called, Stormin’ Norman.” he whispered. Lee’s wife only shook her head and brought her husband another bottle of red Gatorade. 


At press time, Toby Keith had received the Boot Signal and was sobering up for another run of ass kicking, if needed.


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Unnecessary disclaimer: War isn't funny and I pray for the people of Ukraine, but we need a little levity in any situation. Also, patriotism isn't a bad thing with the right intentions. 

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