Showing posts with label The Righteous Gemstones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Righteous Gemstones. Show all posts

Sep 19, 2024

Danny McBride Country Reaction Gifs

♫♪ The flag still stands for freedom
and they can't take that away ♫♪

Country radio interviews, when she wants to talk about her album instead of who she's dating

Turn the quiet up, turn the noise down

Brooks or Dunn arguing with Brooks or Dunn about who gets the larger dressing room on the next tour

What's the most important rule of being a gatekeeper?

When you're starting to see those turtles Sturgill sang about

Conway Twitty when his management tried to tell him to stop being so damn sexy

Mainstream country label when another relatively handsome Morgan Wallen knockoff walks in

Jason Aldean defending his Lil Wayne Halloween costume

Your single uncle walking into the John Conlee show smelling of Hai Karate, looking for you a new aunt

Apr 19, 2024

Sturgill Simpson Returns to Music With New Hick-Hop Group, Tha Tucky Boyz


Americana stalwart and actor Sturgill Simpson has been quiet on the musical front for the past couple of years. Despite being quite visible in the entertainment world, appearing in Martin Scorcese’s Killers of the Flower Moon and the HBO comedy The Righteous Gemstones, Simpson has released no new albums or singles since 2021’s The Ballad of Dood & Juanita. 

That all changed Wednesday as Sturgill unveiled his next musical incarnation, Tha Tucky Boys. With his high school friend Herschel Porter, now known as Pill-P, Sturgill (stage name B Double D) introduced his new duo on a new Instagram account you probably can't find. “I’m a country rapper now” was the simple announcement, alongside this photo, and a short snippet of a song called “Treadin’ on Me.” 


We had a short FaceTime conversation with B Double D and Pill-P Thursday to check into this unexpected development. “Lemme holla at ya dog,” said Simpson, now adorned with face tattoos similar to that of his character in the movie The Hunt. “I told y’all you’d seen the last of Sturgill solo, so please stop referring to me as Sturgill. I’m going all in on this country rap game.”


Pill-P chimed in: “We might come from different lifestyles, BDD being a well-off musician and actor, and me being a proprietor of medicinal solutions and all your scrap metal needs, but anyway… we both real ass Tucky boys and we both hate the government so it works out.”


Simpson says the duo features a crappy logo, stolen drum loops, bad honky rapping, and adds that they will only play at ATV races and mud bogs, such is the custom with country rap performers. “We’re keeping this shit lo-fi homey,” laughed Sturgill, sipping a Steel Reserve tall boy from a paper sack. “I’ve done my time in the industry, I just wanna keep it real yo.” Simpson says they also plan to start a beef with Upchurch right off the bat, as is also tradition among hick-hop artists. 


When asked if there were any political divisions within the group, with Simpson having progressive views and Pill-P having been excluded from caring about politics due to a felony on his record, Sturgill told us it wasn’t an issue. “I’m gonna vote my way, Pill’s gonna not vote, it’ll be fine.” 


At press time, Tha Tucky Boyz were doing a photo shoot at an old train depot, each holding a chicken snake with some half naked women inexplicably posing on top of a rusted out tank car in the background.


Dec 8, 2022

Danny McBride Country Reaction Gifs

Sturgill Simpson doing a talk at his local school

When everybody finds out about the Cole Swindell CD you own

What's your favorite Lonestar song?

And the answer to the question: Who should play Conway Twitty in a biopic? is.... 


When your snitch brother finds out you're using a fake ID to get into an 18 and up Vandoliers show

When somebody walks in wearing a Kane Brown shirt

Is Walker Hayes shinola or..

Morgan Wallen fans, wanting him to say the thing again

Jan 13, 2022

The Righteous Gemstones Country Reaction Gifs

Morgan Wallen’s team’s thoughts about the Opry controversy


When you catch your boyfriend listening to The Highway SiriusXM


If you catch yourself starting to like Sam Hunt a little


“We’re playing pop country at the reception; take it or leave it.”


Country radio, obviously


When you’ve been listening to Brent Cobb gospel songs all day


When somebody says Turnpike won’t be good anymore because they’re happy and recovering


How about Farce the Music start spreading more positivity?

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