Showing posts with label Alan Jackson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alan Jackson. Show all posts

Jul 31, 2025

Steve Buscemi Country Reaction Gifs

Farce the Music talking shit about singers young enough to be his sons 

That creepy guy at the Texaco when you pull up blaring Wheeler Walker Jr. 

When God hears what Morgan Wallen did to “Miami, My Amy”

If you hear me singing about koalas with sexually transmitted diseases 

Listens to Tyler Childers one (1) time

When a bridesmaid passes out drunk while crying to a Stapleton song at the wedding reception 

When there ain't no cure for the summertime blues

When the first date goes so well she asks you to go see Kane Brown with her next weekend 

How do I know he’s a Jason Aldean fan?

Me when somebody on Facebook types out a long, thoughtful, sympathetic, positive reply defending Jelly Roll under one of my memes.  

May 29, 2025

Imagining the Conversation Going on Here

 This is some AI slop fake news that I saw on Facebook. Judging by the number of cry face emoji responses, at least a few people took it at face value. I beg of you, get some social media literacy. 


Anyway, I decided to imagine the conversation that would be going on in the pictured scenario.


Luke: Hey Mr. Jackson, I’m real sorry about your condition. 


Alan: Why am I wearing a cowboy hat in my hospital bed?


Luke: I don’t know sir. But I been praying for you.


Alan: Luke, why did you change shirts three times during this visit?


Luke: Why did you change hospital gowns twice?


Alan: I guess we’ll never know. But you know why I’m here, right?


Luke: No sir.


Alan: Because of the shaking it for catfish and the diesel going knock knock knock for the beautiful people and the boots knocking and all the damn duck faces and booty shaking.


Luke: You mean I did this to you?


Alan: Yes, Luther. As a fellow Georgian, I expected better of you. And what's with your face? Did you finally lay off the White Claws? You're looking uncharacteristically unbloated.


Luke: I went gluten free. As far as the music goes, what can I do to make it up to you?


Alan: Tell me why the doctors in the background keep changing. Luke, WTF is going on here? And get out of my face with your pork rind breath. Ain’t you got a reality show to host? 


Apr 17, 2025

John Candy Country Reaction Gifs

When John Conlee's out giving his wife the Friday night blues

A Dan + Shay fan when a song has steel guitar in it

A 'back the blue' Kid Rock fan when blue finds their meth lab

When somebody says they don't like Turnpike Troubadours

When somebody asks what genre Jelly Roll is

When somebody tells Conway Twitty he's getting the ladies on the front row a little too hot and bothered

When some clown says Wallen's "Cover Me Up" is better because Isbell has a whiny voice

When my wife says I can DJ and I have a playlist of 3 hours of the most soul-destroying Appalachian country queued up

Alan Jackson after the 20th take filming the "Chattahoochee" video

Just before hurling a beverage at Gavin Adcock

Watches Tyler Childers “In Your Love” video once

Mar 20, 2025

The Righteous Gemstones Country Reaction Gifs 2

Dan + Shay announce their 2025 tour

“Hey you like outlaw country, do you like Gavin Adcock?”

Riley Green’s older brother is so proud of him 

When your friend keeps sending you Graham Barham songs

Dad, when I spend all day on the computer making anti pop-country memes:

Waylon Jennings…

Wanna see my Maren Morris impression?

The last time Zac Brown won an award

Morgan Wallen when he saw where that chair was about to land

How people show their appreciation at a hick-hop music festival 

When Wheeler Walker Jr. finally finds religion 

When it’s hotter than a’hoochie coochie

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