When your wife starts getting into Dan + Shay
Vivian to Johnny circa 1955
After somebody dares me to listen to Walker Hayes’ new EP
When real country music returns and we find out this has all been a bad dream
When he tries a Chase Rice pick-up line on you
Some of y’all just like Morgan Wallen because liberals don’t, but that’s none of my business
When somebody plays some Johnny Lee
When somebody talks to me while I’m listening to Turnpike
