You Got a Mouse in Your Pocket?

Protests We Should All Agree On

Karate Kid Country Reaction Gifs

When someone gets on the wrong side of Chris Knight

My wife when I skip all the catchy songs just to listen to the most somber, dreary shit on the record

When your mom doesn't abuse you but she does make you listen to Dan + Shay in the car with her

20 year old Jason Aldean fan celebrating:

Quick, name a Ty Herndon song

When I see a Twitter follower finally getting into Lucero after I talked them up all these years

As Robert says

"What do you mean you haven't heard more than 30 seconds of Morgan Wallen's new album?"

When she hears about your massive collection of depressing dudes from Appalachia singing about despair on vinyl

Catching one actual country song on the radio be like:

The most successful hick-hop fan getting job training

If somebody's jabbering away about stupid shit while you're trying to listen to Arlo McKinley sing his heart out on stage

And a tip for Morgan Wallen fans

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: June '25

 A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive, an asterisk denotes a song where the good attributes and the bad are dead even. An overall score and brief summary are below the chart. 

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-11) overall which is a 3 point drop from our last edition in March. My favorite of the bunch is Ella Langley's "Weren't For the Wind." Sam Hunt says 'don't call it a comeback' and gives us the garbage we expect from him with "Country House." Aside from Sam Hunt and Josh Ross, everything's mostly mid as hell, even the good songs. 

Still More Monday Memes: David Allan Coe, Beavis & Butthead, Robert Earl Keen

Monday Morning Memes: Morgan Wallen, George Strait, Billy Joe Shaver

The Crud Report: June '25

Have Y'all Heard About ...Good Music?

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #92

Me leaving the venue when the merch stand was out of those koozies I like

When your friend who’s never heard Billy Strings comes with you to a Billy Strings concert and complains about a 5 minute long song 

Me listening to the Ernest/Snoop Dogg song, expecting the worst 

When a Whiskey Riff reader sees a black or female country singer in the preview image

When the line boss with the flattop, he’s a fool

That one recently divorced middle aged woman in the aisle of the back row at every Chris Stapleton concert 

When someone asks if I like country music without specifying the exact subgenre

When your friend wonders why you aren’t more into Zach Bryan

I wish Jason Aldean would hold this up at his next concert

Morgan Wallen when he sees a chair

Bleu Edmondson new music tomorrow 

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