Luke Bryan has a beer coming out, because all pop-country artists must put their name on an alcoholic beverage now or else. It’s called Two Lane American Golden Lager, but we came up with some more fitting names. Thanks to Twitter pals for the help!
Nut Hugger Pecan Ale
They Stay the Same Age IPA
Money Maker Shaker @jm_ferguson
Baby Girl Darlin’ Honey Lager
Hip Thrust Tripel
Heinishaken @jchwv11
Midlife Weisses
Goober Gose
Lukahol (he calls it beer, but really it’s just soda pop) @hooper
Extra White Witbier
Skinny Jean Lean @piker73
Bockin’ Boots
Backroad Honey @nlittletaylor
I Don’t Want This Lite to End
Nocohol @straitshooter13
St. Pauli Girl Shake It For Me Ultra-Light Lager @finnhuckster
Piss Tomorrow Goodbye American Lager
Menistat IPA @lhcountryboy
Menistat IPA @lhcountryboy
Cheesy Swill @kevink61
Gomer Pale
