Not to mention radar detectors if those are still a thing
Showing posts with label Jerry Reed. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jerry Reed. Show all posts
Jul 20, 2022
Smokey and the Bandit Would've Been Shorter Now
Labels:
Jerry Reed,
memes,
Satire,
Smokey and the Bandit
Mar 8, 2022
New Video / Charley Crockett / "I Feel for You"
From his forthcoming album Jukebox Charley.
Labels:
Charley Crockett,
Jerry Reed,
New Videos
May 25, 2021
When You're Not, You're Not
Labels:
Jerry Reed,
memes,
Satire
May 6, 2021
Jerry Reed Gets a Bad Deal
Labels:
Jerry Reed,
memes,
Satire
Dec 8, 2020
Stolen Memes: Jerry Reed, Sturgill Simpson, Dolly Parton
Labels:
Borrowed Humor,
Dolly Parton,
Jerry Reed,
memes,
Satire,
Sturgill Simpson,
Vinyl Ranch
Dec 6, 2020
Sunday Mornin' Music / Jerry Reed & Family / "This Little Light of Mine"
Labels:
Jerry Reed,
Sunday Mornin' Music
Dec 5, 2020
Saturday Night Music / Jerry Reed / "Lord Mr. Ford"
Labels:
Jerry Reed,
Saturday Night Music
Nov 10, 2020
Fair & Balanced Country Memes
Labels:
Donald Trump,
Florida Georgia Line,
Jerry Reed,
Joe Biden,
memes,
politics,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
Jul 7, 2020
If They Re-Carve Stone Mountain
Here are some suggestions...
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Alan Jackson water skiing. Stolen from @aghease on Twitter. |
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No, not this one... |
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Nahhh, just paint this up there. |
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
Charlie Daniels,
Jerry Reed,
Luke Bryan,
Satire,
Stone Mountain,
Travis Tritt
Jul 30, 2019
A Titanic Meme, For Some Reason
Labels:
Jerry Reed,
memes,
Satire,
Titanic
Feb 4, 2019
More Monday Memes: Kane Brown, Jerry Reed, Super Bowl Bud Light Ad
Jan 28, 2019
Jerry Reed on Scooby Doo Memes
Labels:
Jerry Reed,
memes,
Satire,
Scooby Doo
Jan 24, 2019
Jan 23, 2019
Local Man Arrested for Merchandise Tampering at Area Walmart
by Trailer - Originally posted on Country California, Thursday, August 04, 2011
Local country fan Reginald Spears was arrested over the weekend for merchandise tampering at the new Super Walmart out on the bypass. The details of his infractions are unique, to say the least.
Third-shift electronics cashier Lena Johnston first noticed Spears rifling through the country CD section and filling a grocery cart with at least 100 discs before leaving the department. She thought he was just a rabid music fan until he returned 15 minutes later with the same cart and began slipping CDs back onto the shelves while looking around suspiciously.
Johnston walked over to Spears and asked if he'd decided not to make the massive music purchase. Spears responded "Yeah, yeah uh, yes ma'am" and began sweating profusely. He became spooked shortly afterwards and haphazardly threw the remainder of his CDs on the shelf before walking away. Johnston investigated the country section and noticed that it was full of unwrapped, well-worn CDs that Spears had apparently brought from his home. Spears was apprehended by security, mostly without incident, before leaving the store.
"I looked on the shelf and where Rascal Flatts was supposed to be, that scruffy looking man had put Flatt & Smugs or something like that... and where Taylor Swift had been, he'd replaced it with Tanya Tucker. I guess he'd stole all them new CDs and tried to replace 'em with his old junk," said a perplexed Johnston.
Fresh out on bail, Mr. Spears had a far different story. "I didn't shoplift nothin'. I told the cops they could find all that country pop bullsh*t in the Rubbermaid garbage cans in home wares... where that crap belongs," said Spears. "I was just trying to give the people around here some damn culture, so I brought my whole collection up here to give away for free. Of course, I've got it all ripped on my laptop. My alphabetizing skills might be lacking, but I ain't stupid."
"Can you believe they didn't have a Jerry Reed CD in the whole god***n store?" he continued. "Well, for 15 shining minutes last Friday night, they did."
The shoplifting charges against Spears were dropped but he still faces misdemeanor charges of mischief and merchandise tampering. For his part, Reginald is considering legal action against the store.
Spears explained: "They threw all my CDs in the dumpster and broke 'em, them motherf***ers! I'm suing their asses for destruction of property and mental anguish. I was just trying to help this town out... I'm a by-God patriot!"
Walmart officials had no comment on the situation.
Oct 25, 2018
6 New Jerry Reed Parody Album Covers
Labels:
Chet Atkins,
Jerry Reed,
Parody Album Covers,
Satire
Oct 19, 2018
Untrue Facts about Jerry Reed, Strait, Loretta, and Cash
Labels:
George Strait,
Jerry Reed,
Johnny Cash,
Loretta Lynn,
memes,
Satire,
The Muppets,
Untrue Facts,
WWE
Dec 4, 2017
Home Alone: The Country Soundtrack (Monday Morning Memes)
May 22, 2017
Monday Morning Memes: Smokey & The Bandit Edition
Jun 6, 2016
Monday Morning Memes: Kelsea Ballerini, Coe, Paycheck, FGL, etc.
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