Aug 23, 2019
Aug 22, 2019
A good ol' boy country exec trying to deal with all the women and black people wanting to be on country radio
If you attempt to listen to an entire FGL album
They can have 30 songs on the country charts with the word "girl" in them but can't have more than 5 actual "girls?"
Dalton Domino, Vince Gill, and Tanya Tucker have new albums coming out tomorrow
Waiting for the Thomas Rhett concert to start like
Still more country than Sam Hunt
I give the new Blake Shelton song one finger up
Aug 9, 2019
Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, Reviews The Highwomen's "Redesigning Women"
When trailer told me I'd be working with four women today, I had something else in mind entirely lol.
Anyway, these gals are called the Highwomen and supposed to be like the Highwaymen, four of the greatest TRUE country artists ever (ok, so I had to forgive Willie for that Stardust crap). I actually almost listened to this song, but then I saw whose in this group. I never heard of Nataly Heemby, so that's probably a good thing. But Amanda shyres is married to that liberal trash Jason Is-dean who ain't even country anyway, Brandi carlile blocked me on twiter for that private photograph I sent her - I don’t get it, I’m pretty hot - and maren morris is pop country trash. Or so I've heard at least. I wouldn't listen to pop country radio because it has Florida Georgia Line on it, and I took a Jason piss-bell there once. And who the shit does a playboy shoot and keeps there close on??
Again, I aint listening to this, but I see they got a line about cleaning up the kitchen, so at least they know there place I guess. Plus I wouldn't mind them polishing my table if you know what I mean. Even still, feminazi Morris probably has a rap breakdown somewhere in their to make it work for trashville radio.
Overall, this song proves the only good woman country singer was Loretta, and that's only until she started working with Jackoff White. Women don't need redesined as long as they stay in line, but country music sure as shit needs redesigin. But not by these gals. The last time we got a girl group we got the America hating Dixy Chicks, and that group had a Natalie in it to, so this ain't good.
-Written by the “real” Carl Outlaw
*this is satire!*
When mainstream country record labels ask new singers why they should hire them
Like Old Dominion, but without the suck
When two big dudes play FGL on the jukebox
When your friends says you were right about Whiskey Myers being badass
When people take a Farce post seriously
When Tyler Childers and Mike & The Moonpies release great albums on the same day
After she tells you she's a huge Kane Brown fan
When you see that your favorite country act is having a DJ open their shows
♫ ♬ Turn out the lights, the party's over ♫ ♬
Aug 7, 2019
Aug 6, 2019
Real reviews from a popular digital music seller.
Thomas Rhett - Center Point Road
Luke Bryan - Knockin' Boots
Tyler Childers - Country Squire
FGL - Can't Say I Ain't Country
Miranda Lambert - It All Comes Out in the Wash
Highwomen - s/t