Country TwitterWINs: August '19

Trailer Park Boys Country Reaction Gifs

*foul language*

A good ol' boy country exec trying to deal with all the women and black people wanting to be on country radio

  

If you attempt to listen to an entire FGL album

They can have 30 songs on the country charts with the word "girl" in them but can't have more than 5 actual "girls?"

Dalton Domino, Vince Gill, and Tanya Tucker have new albums coming out tomorrow

Waiting for the Thomas Rhett concert to start like

Still more country than Sam Hunt

I give the new Blake Shelton song one finger up

Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, Reviews The Highwomen's "Redesigning Women"

Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, Reviews The Highwomen's "Redesigning Women"

When trailer told me I'd be working with four women today, I had something else in mind entirely lol. 

Anyway, these gals are called the Highwomen and supposed to be like the Highwaymen, four of the greatest TRUE country artists ever (ok, so I had to forgive Willie for that Stardust crap). I actually almost listened to this song, but then I saw whose in this group. I never heard of Nataly Heemby, so that's probably a good thing. But Amanda shyres is married to that liberal trash Jason Is-dean who ain't even country anyway, Brandi carlile blocked me on twiter for that private photograph I sent her - I don’t get it, I’m pretty hot - and maren morris is pop country trash. Or so I've heard at least. I wouldn't listen to pop country radio because it has Florida Georgia Line on it, and I took a Jason piss-bell there once. And who the shit does a playboy shoot and keeps there close on??

Again, I aint listening to this, but I see they got a line about cleaning up the kitchen, so at least they know there place I guess. Plus I wouldn't mind them polishing my table if you know what I mean. Even still, feminazi Morris probably has a rap breakdown somewhere in their to make it work for trashville radio. 

Overall, this song proves the only good woman country singer was Loretta, and that's only until she started working with Jackoff White. Women don't need redesined as long as they stay in line, but country music sure as shit needs redesigin. But not by these gals. The last time we got a girl group we got the America hating Dixy Chicks, and that group had a Natalie in it to, so this ain't good.

-Written by the “real” Carl Outlaw

*this is satire!*

Happy Days Country Reaction Gifs

When mainstream country record labels ask new singers why they should hire them

Like Old Dominion, but without the suck

 

When two big dudes play FGL on the jukebox

When your friends says you were right about Whiskey Myers being badass

When people take a Farce post seriously

When Tyler Childers and Mike & The Moonpies release great albums on the same day

After she tells you she's a huge Kane Brown fan

When you see that your favorite country act is having a DJ open their shows

♫ ♬ Turn out the lights, the party's over ♫ ♬

I'd Rather ___ Than Go to FGL Fest

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Really Dumb Country Reviews: Tyler Childers, FGL, Miranda, etc.

Real reviews from a popular digital music seller.

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Thomas Rhett - Center Point Road

Luke Bryan - Knockin' Boots

Tyler Childers - Country Squire

FGL - Can't Say I Ain't Country

Miranda Lambert - It All Comes Out in the Wash

Highwomen - s/t