Showing posts with label Florida Georgia Line. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Florida Georgia Line. Show all posts
Feb 6, 2025
Who to Blame
Labels:
Beyonce,
Big & Rich,
DJ Sinister,
Florida Georgia Line,
Jason Aldean,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire,
Walker Hayes
Jan 24, 2025
Morgan Wallen Fan Secretly Wishes Current Single Was Produced by Diplo and Featured 21 Savage
Morgan Wallen fan Walker Dylan has publicly declared Wallen's current single "Smile" to be fire and "he don't miss," but secretly wishes it was more bussin'. Across social media, he proclaimed the track as "dope ASL" and said he was glad Wallen made country music rizzed up again but Dylan is honestly kind of disappointed.
"I mean, I ain't gone throw shade on my dude, but I can't listen to "Smile" around my boys," said Dylan. "It ain't even got any beats or a guest rapper." He went on to say he wished the song was produced by Diplo or Tay Keith, and maybe had some 21 Savage bars.
"I could bump it in my Raptor then, but it's kinda mid and gay FR," he explained. "But if I get crashed out on some White Claw and in my feelings, maybe maybe I'll listen in my AirPods so nobody thinks I'm lame."
Walker, a 23 year old sophomore at Arkansas State Mid-South Community College, says he mostly listens to artists like old Post Malone, Lil Baby, Don Toliver, Lefty Gunplay, and Gelo, but claims "country is my heart and soul no cap." He went on to name Bailey Zimmerman, Alan Strait, classic Florida-Georgia Line, and Tim Degraw as some of the country performers he enjoys.
"Country ain't really the vibe unless some hoes pull through," laughed Mr. Dylan. "But Wallen is the GOAT; hope his next joint bring that fire like "Cowgirls."
At press time, Walker Dylan was getting a ticket for cutting through the Dairy Queen parking lot because he was late for College Algebra.
I realize half this slang isn't current; I'm just trying to annoy people, as usual
Jan 7, 2025
Jun 19, 2024
Post-2001 Country Music Starter Pack
Labels:
Dan + Shay,
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Starter Packs,
Toby Keith
Apr 17, 2024
This is How We Troll
Labels:
Brian Kelley,
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
Reginald Spears,
Satire,
Tyler Hubbard
Mar 29, 2024
Dark Cloud --> Silver Lining
Labels:
Brian Kelley,
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
politics,
Satire,
Tyler Hubbard
Mar 19, 2024
On This Day in Country Music: March 19, 2024
Mar 18, 2024
Still More Monday Memes: Hardy, Chris Janson, Beyoncé
Labels:
Beyonce,
Chris Janson,
Dan + Shay,
Florida Georgia Line,
Hardy,
Joey Moi,
memes,
Satire,
Waylon Jennings
Mar 13, 2024
Attitude Adjustment
Labels:
Brian Kelley,
Florida Georgia Line,
Hank Jr.,
Hank Williams Jr.,
memes,
Satire
Jan 23, 2024
Jan 11, 2024
Barbie Country Reaction Gifs
Walkin' to the south out of Roanoke
I caught a trucker out of Philly had a nice long toke
Name a word Kane Brown fans can't spell
Still not as cool as Rodney Crowell
Florida-Georgia Line, right before they broke up
When a mom hears Dan + Shay are playing at the amphitheater
Record executive interviewing Sam Hunt:
"So Mr. Hunt, you just kind of talk sing. What do you bring to the table?"
Thomas Rhett videos be like
Just had the worst dream they're still letting Walker Hayes perform at football games
Lori McKenna be like
Jan 4, 2024
Game Show Country Reaction Gifs
If normal opinions are worth 2 cents, what are Wallen fan opinions worth?
Sam Hunt's manager when he said he wanted to be marketed as a country singer
You wanna listen to some country or western music?
When you're the fool in love with the fool
Farce the Music drinks this with breakfast
Why would you ever say George Strait isn't country?
Tyler Hubbard to Brian Kelley
Bro-country era Nashville was morally what?
Still better than listening to Kane Brown
Which do you like better? Dan or Shay?
You cross that line, it won't take long
For you to find out, I recommend you don't
What "forbidden places" was Conway singing about?
Dec 22, 2023
Nov 6, 2023
Monday Morning Memes: Johnny Cash, Florida-Georgia Line, Alan Jackson
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
Florida Georgia Line,
Johnny Cash,
memes,
Satire,
Tracy Chapman
Nov 1, 2023
Top 10 Ways to Know a Country Album Sucks Without Listening to It
9. The producer has as many songwriter credits as the singer
8. It comes in a box set you have to buy from Bass Pro Shop
(Kidding, it may be good but I’ll never know)
7. The deluxe version came out a month after the regular version
6. Dudes who say “facts” and “bruh” a lot enjoy it
4. The promotional content mentioned them “experimenting with electro-pop and EDM”
1. There are enough songwriters listed to field a Division II college football team
Oct 16, 2023
Monday Morning Memes: Waylon Jennings, The Braves, Jason Aldean
Labels:
Atlanta Braves,
Florida Georgia Line,
Jason Aldean,
memes,
Satire,
sports,
Waylon Jennings
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