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Jan 18, 2023

15 Cringiest Luke Bryan Lyrics

By Trailer, with help from Bobby Peacock


Your little iPod's loaded down with Hoobastank

“Country Man”


Entire song but if I must pick one:

Shake it for the birds, shake it for the bees

Shake it for the catfish swimming down deep in the creek

"Country Girl (Shake It For Me)"


Girl you make my speakers go boom boom

"Drunk on You"



Most of the song, but to pick one:

Put in my country ride hip-hop mixtape

Little Conway, a little T-Pain, might just make it rain

"That's My Kind of Night"


You got the beautiful, I got the cooler full

"Beer in the Headlights"



Tryin' to pour a little sugar in her Dixie cup

"Play It Again"


Kick the dust up

Back it on up

Fill your cup cup

Let's tear it up up

"Kick the Dust Up"


So put your drink down, throw your camera up

Flip it around and snap a payback picture

I'll send it to my ex, and send them both a text...

"Home Alone Tonight"


Move like you do

All sexy and smooth

Like you love to

Oh girl look at you

Legs and your hips

"Move"



It's like the music stopped playing when I saw your body

Did you come here with someone or come here to party (tonight)

"Out of Nowhere Girl"


She's dancing like every guy in here ain't watching her

Do her thang, make it rain, God amighty

"She's a Hot One"



That dress needs to slip off

That hair needs to come down

Friday nights need to do

What Friday nights need to do

That's the truth

"Knockin' Boots"


Anything

"Build Me a Daddy"



One more barefoot round, one more last chance to say

"Hey SeƱorita, don't you think we need

A salt and a Chesney song?"

One margarita, two margarita, three margarita

We'll be gone

"One Margarita"


Hey cowboy, keep slingin' that rope

Eatin' that dirt, wearing that gold

Break a leg rodeo, but just don't break no bones

"Country On"




Dishonorable Mentions:

Whiskey makes my baby, a little bit frisky

"Rain is a Good Thing"


Do I turn you on at all when I kiss you baby

"Do I"


When it's tapping on the roof, ain't nothing like you

Doing what you do to me

When the lightning hits, I'll be kissing on your lips

"Bad Lovers"



If you love her like you say you do

Then why don't you love her like you say you do

'Cause I wanna love her like you say you do

"Like You Say You Do"


Maybe wreck some sheets, crash your lips into mine

"Too Drunk to Drive"




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When I catch myself liking a Thomas Rhett song

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Do you know who sings that dumbass song about red solo cups?

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