Showing posts with label Zach Bryan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zach Bryan. Show all posts
Jul 5, 2025
Jul 3, 2025
M*A*S*H Country Reaction Gifs
Which unreleased song are you mad that Tyler Childers isn't putting on his next album?
When Taste of Country decides to post 14 more stories about the failing economy and closing brick & mortar stores
When I post memes about Morgan Wallen on Facebook damn near every day and somebody has the nerve to ask who that is
"Zach Bryan is the greatest living songwriter"
When you talk shit about Jason Aldean around your mentally deficient coworker
Here's to light beers, smoked meats, and cranking some Waylon to celebrate America's 249th birthday
A Kane Brown fan trying to defend their opinion
When the on-hold music is pop country
Good Christian boy listens to Jason Isbell once
What's your favorite Wheeler Walker Jr song about?
When your friend has to go see Hardy with his wife
Have a nice 4th of July!
Jun 25, 2025
Jun 5, 2025
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #92
Me leaving the venue when the merch stand was out of those koozies I like
When your friend who’s never heard Billy Strings comes with you to a Billy Strings concert and complains about a 5 minute long song
Me listening to the Ernest/Snoop Dogg song, expecting the worst
When a Whiskey Riff reader sees a black or female country singer in the preview image
When the line boss with the flattop, he’s a fool
That one recently divorced middle aged woman in the aisle of the back row at every Chris Stapleton concert
When someone asks if I like country music without specifying the exact subgenre
When your friend wonders why you aren’t more into Zach Bryan
I wish Jason Aldean would hold this up at his next concert
Morgan Wallen when he sees a chair
Bleu Edmondson new music tomorrow
May 30, 2025
Country Music Fan Hospitalized After Online Gatekeeping Incident
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Orly Perkins, before the life-altering gatekeeping Speaking from his West Memphis hospital bed, Perkins ran down the troubling attack to us. “Yeah man, I don’t ever go on Facebook except for my political news, but I was reading about fluoride making us all gay, when all of the sudden this meme making fun of Morgan Wallen showed up. I don’t even follow this “Fart the Music” guy so why am I seeing this loser?” he explained. “Why anyone would spend their time trying to get me to stop listening to the G.O.A.T. is beyond me, and I immediately fell off my chair, liberals would call it a panic attack, but it was worse than that,” continued Perkins. “Gatekeeping almost killed me and should be outlawed!” Perkins’ tragic situation is a real-world example of the dangers of controlling and limiting general access to something, including art and music. Farce the Music, the website and Facebook page in question, regularly “jokes” about great artists and forces people to stop listening to them. Under the veil of “satire,” Mr. Farce coerces fans of legendary singers like Thomas Rhett and Jason Aldean to listen to artists no one has ever heard of, like Turnpike Troubadours. Orly Perkins has retained legal counsel in the wake of his severe injuries and plans to sue Farce the Music for medical costs, loss of work (Perkins is a copper wire harvester), and mental damages. “I’ve literally never heard a single other human call Morgan’s music or character into question, so clearly this farce guy was attempting to pressure me into listening to Waylon Jinks, or whoever. The shock nearly did me in. I’ll see his ass in court.” said Perkins. At press time, Farce the Music was hard at work inducing 20-somethings into thinking Zach Bryan’s songs all sound alike. |
May 28, 2025
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