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Indisputable Rankings

Read closely, you know it’s a trap. 

 

Their Years in Review

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Gavin Adcock’s 2025 In Review:

Feuded with everyone from Charley Crockett to your mom. Was called country cosplay by Americana snobs. Ran like a scared child when faced with the consequences of his online actions. Had no actual hits besides the people struck with flying beers at his concerts. 

Charley Crockett’s 2025 In Review:

Released slightly less than his usual 300 songs per year output, but the music was more memorable. Feuded with Gavin Adcock. Was called country cosplay by people who claim to love traditional country music but latched onto Gavin instead. Posted lots of vaguely cocky country rockstar stuff on social media. 

Lainey Wilson’s 2025 In Review:

Won all the awards, enraging Morgan Wallen’s void-brained stans. Got engaged at George Jones’ mansion, probably enraging the “country music died in 1979” crowd. Continued to speak with a twang that made Thelma Harper from Mama’s Family sound like a Yankee in comparison. Ended the year performing with Snoop Dogg, K-Pop Demon Hunters, and the Bocellis for some reason. 

Morgan Wallen’s 2025 In Review:

Gave me meme content by walking off the SNL set early like a spoiled brat. Practiced low stakes anti-establishmentarianism with his refusal to acknowledge the major country awards shows (nor they him). Was not recorded saying no-no words, yet somehow continued to be popular. Released a just as bloated but less interesting album than his previous attempt - still continued to be lauded and payed by his mentally uncomplicated fanbase. 

Zach Bryan’s 2025 In Review:

By his standards flew relatively under the radar - with big exceptions - after an overexposed 2024. The exceptions were a few festival headline spots and some F**KING GIGANTIC stadium “concerts” (more shows where emo-rural college kids sang every word so loud only diehards could enjoy it) AND that time he got drunk and scaled a fence to confront the blowhard at the top of this piece. 

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Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #95

Zach Bryan explaining his positive qualities to a potential new romantic interest

Good time Charlie's got the blues

Every dude at a Gavin Adcock concert be like

When the people beside you at the beach are cranking Florida-Georgia Line on a bluetooth speaker

Listens to Tyler Childers once

Music row big wig when he sees another handsome 6'2" former community college wide receiver with a five o'clock shadow walk in for an audition

Well excuse me but I think you've got my chair

When somebody says Dolly is overrated

I don't think you're a bad person if you only listen to mainstream country; I just think

When you get a new job and all your coworkers are Morgan Wallen and Jason Aldean fans

If you're a young country singer you better learn to:

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*or pop-country or Americana or southern pop or plain crap...whatever. Like I have room to put all that in the title*

The look you give people who think you've been doing cosplay for 10+ years

My wife: What are we doing Saturday? Can we go shopping?

Me:

Garth, did you really kill all those people like they say you did?

Name one thing that's country about Dan + Shay:

When people say you're the fastest fence climber they've ever seen

If you think Hank would've done it this way

When you spend $1600 on a guided high-fence hunt and only see an undersized doe and a 3 squirrels

When nobody talks to you because they only brought you on for ratings

What's better than listening to Jason Aldean?

Hey Farce, how do you know you wouldn't like a Luke Bryan concert if you've never been to one?

When another candidate for the biting list crosses your vision

Dominik Mysterio: "Hey Post Malone, you sure have gained a lot of weight!"

When you find out the release dates of new music from all your buddies and you just so happen to have 245 songs in the can