Showing posts with label CMA Awards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CMA Awards. Show all posts
Nov 14, 2019
Nov 13, 2019
Top 10 Things Brad Paisley Might Be Doing During the CMAs
Brad Paisley won’t be co-hosting the CMA Awards for the first time in a while tonight. While it’s possible he may make an appearance to joke about his own absence or something, here are a few guesses as to what he might be doing otherwise.
10. Plotting another comeback that stalls at 17 on the country chart
9. Playing Guitar Hero and killing White Claws
8. Writing jokes for his next mildly amusing comedy special
7. Eating bon bons and watching Disney+
6. Writing a new comedic song about Tik Tok, or Crocs, or how women are always shopping or some shit
5. Sticking pins in a Carrie Underwood voodoo doll
4. Staring proudly at his NAACP award for ending racism with LL Cool J’s help
3. Tweeting from a burner account about how bad the show is without Brad Paisley co-hosting
2. Wiping his tears with a wad of crisp hundred dollar bills
1. Changing his contact information so Peyton Manning will leave him the f*** alone
Aug 28, 2019
Nov 16, 2018
I Love Lucy Country Reaction Gifs
When Keith Urban won Entertainer of the Year at the CMAs
When you're from the 50s and ask somebody what country music sounds like in the 2000s and they play you Walker Hayes
When you find an Old Dominion song on your wife's "Favorite Songs" playlist
When you smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E
When Ethel says Kelsea Ballerini's performance was her favorite on the CMAs
Reading Kane Brown fan tweets
What's a Bebe Rexha and why is it playing on the CMAs??
When tonight the Vitameatavegamin let you down
Still more country than Sam Hunt
Nov 15, 2018
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