Showing posts with label George Strait. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Strait. Show all posts

Mar 12, 2020

"Viral" Fun from Vinyl Ranch

All of these from Vinyl Ranch’s Instagram account.
I haven't quite been in the mood for illness humor yet, so I'm glad VR has.






Mar 5, 2020

Major League Country Reaction Gifs

How to get through a game when they keep playing pop country between innings

What I think of the current country top 40 chart

♫ ♬ But don't you walk to me... baby ruuuuuunnnnn ♫ ♬

"Hey, Big Machine wants to sponsor the team!"

All of Dustin Lynch's fans getting rowdy at his show

"You throw softer than a Dan + Shay song"

When you thought country radio was getting better so you turn it on, only to hear a country boy band

What do you think of the new country boy bands?

Feb 20, 2020

Martin Country Reaction Gifs

When she says it’s either her or your concert addiction

When your friend you thought had bad taste in country music says she digs this Cody Jinks fella

When somebody says “Willie’s better at smoking pot than making music”

Latest proof that Luke Bryan sucks: 

When the next three concerts coming to your area are Old Dominion, Luke Bryan, and Kane Brown

He already has half the lyrics for a pop country song

When you walk in on her listening to Dustin Lynch

When her Tinder profile is enticing but it says she’s a “George Straight fan”

Dec 10, 2019

What Your Favorite Album of 2019 Says About You



Lizzo - Cuz I Love You
You started listening to this so your daughter would think you’re cool. She does not.

Thomas Rhett - Center Point Road
You can talk for hours on end without ever saying anything of importance. You go to church just so you look cute on Instagram once a week.

Billie Eilish - When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?
Your mom started listening to Lizzo so you’d think she’s cool. You don’t, but mostly because she won’t let you have blue hair or date a 23 year old.

Vampire Weekend - Father of the Bride
You’re at the age that you know what yuppies felt like in the 90s. You drive a Volvo.

Miranda Lambert - Wildcard
You don’t get drunk on the weekends as much anymore, but only because the hangovers really hurt in your mid-30s. You’ve had non-physical fights with your significant other so loud that the police were called …more than once.

George Strait - Honky-Tonk Time Machine
Country radio is not for you, but you don’t care if other people like it. You iron your jeans and only have one tattoo you got in the Navy.

Cody Jinks - The Wanting
Country radio is not for you, and f*ck anybody who likes it. You’re still wearing the same jeans from Saturday and have at least two skull tattoos.

Mitchell Tenpenny - Telling All My Secrets
You don’t know what year it is and have the shittiest taste in music possible. 

Koe Wetzel - Harold Saul High
You have a jacked up truck with exhaust stacks, fight with your girlfriend in public, and are drunk right now. But you still think you’re better than those douchebags who listen to Florida-Georgia Line.

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This is satire. Don't take it seriously.
Also, if your favorite wasn't here, there will probably be another edition.
Idea stolen from Medium.

Dec 3, 2019

Had a Mullet / Should've Had a Mullet 2

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Should've had a mullet

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Most definitely had a mullet

Had a mullet

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