Showing posts with label George Strait. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Strait. Show all posts
Apr 30, 2025
Apr 18, 2025
Apr 10, 2025
Severance Country Reaction Gifs
Cut a path across the blue sky
When that might not have been a breath mint somebody handed you at the Johnny Blue Skies concert
New Turnpike Troubadours album tomorrow!
When you just figured out Earl is the same guy who was good with a torque wrench but bad at digesting strychnine
Dad when the wedding DJ plays "Dixieland Delight"
When you hear somebody say something factually incorrect about outlaw country, but really don't want to engage
Who actually listens to Graham Barham?
A country record label exec after signing a couple of rappers, a DJ, and a failed pop singer
Gavin Adcock:
When a Kane Brown fan graduates on the third try
"Why don't you like Morgan Wallen? He's the goat"
What the cop was thinking when Zach Bryan asked if he knew who he was
Mar 6, 2025
Feb 21, 2025
John Rich Sets Self on Fire in Protest of Beyonce’s Grammy Country Win
Rich left a note nearby written on official Redneck Riviera Whiskey stationery explaining the reason for the fiery display, saying it was in protest of Beyoncé winning Best Country Album at the recent Grammy Awards, per this sentence we just typed. The note went on to say that “Country music is losing its authenticity with every person like her we allow in - you know, Democrats. Her boom-booming music and slang-filled lyrics are not welcome in our great genre, which boasts such legends as Morgan Wallen and Jason Aldean. Why were they not selected for this award? Oh I know. DEI! They’re ruining America already and I’m not gonna let them ruin the music I hold in such high regards that I wrote its greatest song “Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy).” I hope my action will lead the Grammys to reconsider. Signing off, JR.”
The letter, which really does exist, is now framed and hanging in the office of President Donald Trump.
Though John’s protest is the most extreme thus far, other country singers have also put their foot down about the injustice, as told about in many reliable Facebook posts. The King of Country Music, Mr. George Strait said “Handing Beyoncé a Grammy for best country album is an insult to real country music,” and Reba McEntire said it was quote “a slap in the face.”
And yesterday we learned that Chris Stapleton has filed an official objection to Beyonce’s Grammy win, stating that “We need to ensure that the awards reflect the true essence of the genre…” (Source: @Facebook.com/countrymusicmaga) With such stalwarts of the all-American genre standing up for justice, surely you will share this story with your entire political bubble and follow our page! Do not believe Snopes if they attempt to fact-check any of this, because they are part of the deep state.
We wish John Rich well in his recovery, and GOD BLESS AMERICA AND COUNTRY MUSIC!
*This is fake news, as is 99% of what you read on Facebook. This is also satire, which you won't find much of on Facebook.
Jan 31, 2025
Jan 30, 2025
John Cena Country Reaction Gifs
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When the song starts with fiddle, then a bumpkin starts rapping
Bailey Zimmerman be like
When people picked the concert you were looking forward to all month as their loud conversation time
Who wants to see George Strait stand on stage singing and holding a guitar for 2 hours with no pyro or dancing
When your son won't stop listening to Thomas Rhett
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Ignorant people to Garth Brooks, when asked who ruined country music
Something no one has ever said about a Jelly Roll song
Kane Brown fans when you play them real country music
Zach Top carrying country radio on his back
Utterly depressing country music recommendations...
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