Showing posts with label George Strait. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Strait. Show all posts

Nov 10, 2022

Top 12 Signs a Texas Country Singer Isn’t Really From Texas

~ Trailer, with big help from Rich O’Toole

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12. When he covers “Screw You, We’re From Texas,” he just lets the crowd sing the word ‘Texas'


11. Thinks you’re talking about Lebron James when you mention the king



10. Actually enjoys Lone Star Beer



9. Dad owns a financial firm in Little Rock


8. Makes up a lie that it’s how they did it in (makes up Texas small town) when somebody calls them out for putting beans in chili



7. Follows Rich O’Toole on Twitter


6. Just nods along when band talks about kolaches because he thinks that’s a wooden dancing shoe that the Swedish wear or some shit



5. Still thinks Pat Green is famous


4. Wears a straw hat in winter


3. Books a Friday show in Houston and a Saturday show in El Paso because “it’s the same state, how far can it be?”



2. Rhymes ‘Bexar’ with Lexar in a song


1. Calls Jerry Jeff Walker …Jerry Jeff Walker



Sep 1, 2022

Only Murders in the Building Country Reaction Gifs

When given choice of a country song that slaps or a country song that whines

Clint Black?

When you're involved in vertical affection and he says he's gonna put on some Dustin Lynch for mood music

When the SEC has Kane Brown as bumper music despite your requests against it on Twitter

When he's taking you to Applebee's on the first date

When you're touring Garth's house and accidentally end up in the murder basement

Miranda Lambert?

A polite discussion of George Strait's greatness on Twitter

Just listen to 30 seconds of this new Parmalee song and tell me what you think

When you get Garth Brooks' cell #

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