Me leaving the venue when the merch stand was out of those koozies I like
When your friend who’s never heard Billy Strings comes with you to a Billy Strings concert and complains about a 5 minute long song
Me listening to the Ernest/Snoop Dogg song, expecting the worst
When a Whiskey Riff reader sees a black or female country singer in the preview image
When the line boss with the flattop, he’s a fool
That one recently divorced middle aged woman in the aisle of the back row at every Chris Stapleton concert
When someone asks if I like country music without specifying the exact subgenre
When your friend wonders why you aren’t more into Zach Bryan
I wish Jason Aldean would hold this up at his next concert
Morgan Wallen when he sees a chair
Bleu Edmondson new music tomorrow
