Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #93

Still better than listening to a Dan + Shay song

Pop-country songwriter to his publisher: "You'll never believe what I wrote about this time. It's gonna change country music!"

When you go to an Americana festival and there are no broccoli haired dudes saying bruh while killing High Noons

"Kane Brown, could you please stop trying to unsave country music?"

The 3 times a year John Moreland logs onto Instagram

New Vandoliers album tomorrow!

Me listening to Turnpike while doomscrolling the apocalypse

Steve: "Hey Rock, you heard of this Cody Jinks fella?"

Rock: "The Rock knew about him way before you"

Steve:

Me: Posts pretty tame meme joking about Morgan Wallen

His fans:

Spotify board meeting

He did not know he could not fly

So he did

When I tell you trap beats don't belong in country songs

When a b*tch won't stop talking during the Jesse Daniel concert, even though you asked her politely

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #92

Me leaving the venue when the merch stand was out of those koozies I like

When your friend who’s never heard Billy Strings comes with you to a Billy Strings concert and complains about a 5 minute long song 

Me listening to the Ernest/Snoop Dogg song, expecting the worst 

When a Whiskey Riff reader sees a black or female country singer in the preview image

When the line boss with the flattop, he’s a fool

That one recently divorced middle aged woman in the aisle of the back row at every Chris Stapleton concert 

When someone asks if I like country music without specifying the exact subgenre

When your friend wonders why you aren’t more into Zach Bryan

I wish Jason Aldean would hold this up at his next concert

Morgan Wallen when he sees a chair

Bleu Edmondson new music tomorrow 

Smoke Smoke Smoke

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #91

When your dad thinks you’re finally old enough to hear the stories from his days as a Charley Pride roadie

The comments every time I post a meme featuring Jelly Roll, who is literally impossible to not have heard of

When he took my wife he was hellbound

When you hear the folks in the trailer next door cranking Kid Rock

18 year olds singing about trucks over trap beats 

When the people next to you at the show spent $35 to ruin everybody else’s night 

A Bailey Zimmerman fan off their Ritalin

Me when I slip some Rascal Flatts in the middle of my playlist at the party 

A Morgan Wallen fan when somebody asks them what color George Washington’s white horse was

Name a John Anderson song 

Still better than a Kane Brown concert 

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #90

What's the difference between mainstream country and wrestling?

Dad when his daughter ignores all his attempts to pass on his good taste in music and gets into Bailey Zimmerman instead

If you think Wallen's "Cover Me Up" is better, you deserve:

When The Rock smells cheap perfume, and gin, and smoke, and lies cookin'

If Conway Twitty had lived into his 60s, the shows might've looked like this

When bruv keeps talking during the concert

Beyonce's lasting impact on country music

"I'll buy tickets, parking, food, and beer if you go with me to the Kane Brown concert"

Gavin Adcock taking a rest from dancing on tables, ducking beers, and general buffoonery

When you fight like tigers over that old red bike

Never compromise what's right and uphold your family name

Pop-country haters when Kenny Chesney got in the Country Hall of Fame

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #89

When you’ve made it almost an entire day without your coworker loudly listening to Kane Brown and then…

The comments section below any Facebook post about Beyonce

Stoners when a Billy Strings song hits the 18 minute mark

When you and your girlfriend, both in your thirties, spend a full day at a music festival 

Still better than listening to a Dan + Shay song

After a concert at which your friend bought the last XL “Who TF is Johnny Blue Skies?” tee shirt

When Miranda showed him what little girls are made of

Me praying Donald Trump gives Jason Aldean some kind of special music-related job position… just for the meme content 

When the moms take over the Bluetooth speaker at the party and start playing Morgan Wallen

The devil was thinking Johnny would chicken out of the fiddle contest…

Luke Bryan’s agent any time Luke agrees to do an interview 

When somebody has the bright idea to cross Chris Knight in a song

Dads, when forced to take their daughter to the Kelsea Ballerini concert