The Crud Report / February 2026

 

Youth Group Approved

 

Always Check the Fine Print

 

Winners & Losers

 

Morgan Wallen, Kid Rock, etc Memes

 

Don't Make Me Laugh

 

9 Circles of Hell

 

The Sick Sense

 

Same Difference

 

Monday Morning Memes: Turnpike Troubadours, Country Radio, Florida-Georgia Line

Ain't So Grand Anymore

 

Country Radio is a Gatekeeper Too

 

Monday Morning Memes: Benjamin Tod, Hank Sr., Morgan Wallen

 

Reggie on Jelly

 

He Makes It Easy

 

Country Singer* Country Reaction Gifs

*or pop-country or Americana or southern pop or plain crap...whatever. Like I have room to put all that in the title*

The look you give people who think you've been doing cosplay for 10+ years

My wife: What are we doing Saturday? Can we go shopping?

Me:

Garth, did you really kill all those people like they say you did?

Name one thing that's country about Dan + Shay:

When people say you're the fastest fence climber they've ever seen

If you think Hank would've done it this way

When you spend $1600 on a guided high-fence hunt and only see an undersized doe and a 3 squirrels

When nobody talks to you because they only brought you on for ratings

What's better than listening to Jason Aldean?

Hey Farce, how do you know you wouldn't like a Luke Bryan concert if you've never been to one?

When another candidate for the biting list crosses your vision

Dominik Mysterio: "Hey Post Malone, you sure have gained a lot of weight!"

When you find out the release dates of new music from all your buddies and you just so happen to have 245 songs in the can

Time to Change the Stage Name

Epic Handshake

 

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: September '25

 A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive, an asterisk denotes a song where the good attributes and the bad are dead even. An overall score and brief summary are below the chart. 

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-17) overall which is a 6 point drop from our last edition in June. Nice to see a token woman in there! The best song on the charts is Parker McCollum’s “What Kinda Man.” The worst is easily Chase Matthew’s “Darlin’.” If it weren’t the worst, Parmalee’s “Cowgirl” would easily be the bottom of the barrel.  I could barely tolerate listening through the chorus of either one. Let’s hope for better next time!

*yes, my rating of the Luke/Bailey collab dropped a lot since June

Monday Morning Memes: Morgan Wallen, Travis Tritt, Dan + Shay