He Makes It Easy

 

Country Singer* Country Reaction Gifs

*or pop-country or Americana or southern pop or plain crap...whatever. Like I have room to put all that in the title*

The look you give people who think you've been doing cosplay for 10+ years

My wife: What are we doing Saturday? Can we go shopping?

Me:

Garth, did you really kill all those people like they say you did?

Name one thing that's country about Dan + Shay:

When people say you're the fastest fence climber they've ever seen

If you think Hank would've done it this way

When you spend $1600 on a guided high-fence hunt and only see an undersized doe and a 3 squirrels

When nobody talks to you because they only brought you on for ratings

What's better than listening to Jason Aldean?

Hey Farce, how do you know you wouldn't like a Luke Bryan concert if you've never been to one?

When another candidate for the biting list crosses your vision

Dominik Mysterio: "Hey Post Malone, you sure have gained a lot of weight!"

When you find out the release dates of new music from all your buddies and you just so happen to have 245 songs in the can

Time to Change the Stage Name

Epic Handshake

 

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: September '25

 A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive, an asterisk denotes a song where the good attributes and the bad are dead even. An overall score and brief summary are below the chart. 

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-17) overall which is a 6 point drop from our last edition in June. Nice to see a token woman in there! The best song on the charts is Parker McCollum’s “What Kinda Man.” The worst is easily Chase Matthew’s “Darlin’.” If it weren’t the worst, Parmalee’s “Cowgirl” would easily be the bottom of the barrel.  I could barely tolerate listening through the chorus of either one. Let’s hope for better next time!

*yes, my rating of the Luke/Bailey collab dropped a lot since June

Monday Morning Memes: Morgan Wallen, Travis Tritt, Dan + Shay

 

The Crud Report: September '25

College Football Country Reaction Gifs

What bro in the squatted Ram hollers as he cuts you off while cranking Wallen

I swear the bells of every chapel

were ringing the day that I met you

When all your exes live in Texas

Me to the booth when they play Jelly Roll as hype music at the game

Get a little tired on the weekend, after I draw my pay

but I'll go back workin'

Country radio plays pop dudes with less streams than traditional leaning independent artists

Jay! Jeff! Jay! Jeff!

BJ Barham has really let himself go 

Zach Bryan trying to do public relations

When you tell Meemaw that Jason Aldean sucks

When you haven't read the news lately and Tyler Childers doesn't play *song title removed due to woke* at the show

How to get the attention of a Koe Wetzel fan

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #94

When Nashville finds another dumbass jock who can sing a note or two

If you switch my stereo from Willie's Roadhouse to The Highway

When my coworker is cranking Kane Brown, I'm

Whiskey Riff:

Gavin Adcock's marketing campaign

When somebody asks your opinion on the Flo Rida song that samples George Strait

Props to Drew McEntyre for attempting to slow Jelly Roll's over-saturation of every form of media

When your dad starts getting into hick hop

When your friend who always gets stupid drunk at Lucero shows finds out you're going to see them without him

Describe Charley Crockett's discography

A wrestling move that wouldn't hurt a Jason Aldean fan

2 WWE Summerslam Country Memes

Country Captcha

 

The Crud Report: August '25

Steve Buscemi Country Reaction Gifs

Farce the Music talking shit about singers young enough to be his sons 

That creepy guy at the Texaco when you pull up blaring Wheeler Walker Jr. 

When God hears what Morgan Wallen did to “Miami, My Amy”

If you hear me singing about koalas with sexually transmitted diseases 

Listens to Tyler Childers one (1) time

When a bridesmaid passes out drunk while crying to a Stapleton song at the wedding reception 

When there ain't no cure for the summertime blues

When the first date goes so well she asks you to go see Kane Brown with her next weekend 

How do I know he’s a Jason Aldean fan?

Me when somebody on Facebook types out a long, thoughtful, sympathetic, positive reply defending Jelly Roll under one of my memes.