Showing posts with label Shania Twain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shania Twain. Show all posts

Mar 28, 2024

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #80

When you ask an old-school country fan how every song should be written

Which surprising celebrity sang "I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Crying" with Toby Keith?

Bearded folk every year when the Laurel Cove Festival lineup drops

If you woke up in the middle of a hick hop festival, what would you do?

We only wanna dance, we're gonna let our hair hang down

If you're a lesser known Americana singer and released an album last Friday

When you see all your friends in the bar, then you notice a Luke Bryan song is playing

If somebody yells this at a concert, 
I'm probably at the wrong show

After seeing every other person on earth's taste in music

Pop a top again. I just got time for one more round.

When the lady who smiled at you earlier plays some Paycheck on the Touchtunes

 I'm walking the floor over you 

Hey you. Yeah you. The one who talked shit about George Strait.

Me when bro-country tries to come back

Dec 5, 2023

What Your Favorite Album of 2023 Says About You


Pony Bradshaw - North Georgia Rounder

You read a lot of Flannery O’Connor and William Faulkner and still don’t understand half the lyrics of this album. You own at bare minimum 23 flannel shirts. You will only discuss politics with your immediate group of friends around a fire pit after a few PBRs, but there could be violence at that point.

Diplo Presents Thomas Wesley: Chapter 2

You enjoy music that isn’t good.

Jason Aldean - Highway Desperado

Your political beliefs have evolved your hearing to like bad music, as long as the singer agrees with you on every possible subject. You live in a suburb and have complained on the neighborhood Facebook page about “loud booming music in cars driving by.” You own $4,000 worth of camouflage but only go hunting once a year, if that. Your wife doesn’t know about the ED yet thanks to gas station pills. 

Shania Twain - Queen of Me

Your nostalgic love of the late 90s warps your taste in unhealthy ways. You’re always quick with a “she had vocal surgery,” but never a “maybe she should rest her voice or retire” in the Facebook comments. You’re glad the Karen jokes finally died down a little. You should probably schedule a hearing test. 

Flatland Cavalry - Wandering Star

Despite the tattoos and the extensive police record, you are a born romantic. You have cried about an ASPCA commercial and punched a guy who cut you off in traffic on the same day. Your significant other is a complete normie.


You write for Rolling Stone, or various other music sites. This album came out in 2022. Tough shit if it came out in December; maybe you shouldn’t drop your lists so early. 

Note: This album is really good if you like R&B.

Luke Combs - Gettin’ Old

You’re most likely a cool, salt of the earth person who doesn’t have much interest in lyrically complex or musically adventurous songs, and that’s okay, but you still demand more than “beer girl truck.” You own $400 worth of camouflage, and are in the woods at least every Saturday of deer season. You are anywhere on the political spectrum except far left and far right. 

HARDY - The Mockingbird and the Crow

You are a relatively upstanding dude with a family and a decent job, but you still get shit-faced at every Mississippi State game and wind up having to apologize to a friend, coworker, family member, or innocent bystander. You are either the person in your group of music snobs with the worst taste, or the one in your group of bro’s with the best taste. There is no in between. 

Nov 16, 2023

The Fall of the House of Usher Country Reaction Gifs


 Fiddle of gold against your soul 


The third verse of "The Thunder Rolls"

"Warren Zeiders is nothing like Luke Bryan, you should like him"

Once you go snap beats

Miranda Lambert explaining why she's playing with Aldean and Kid Rock

Debating with a Morgan Wallen fan


 We been sniffin' that cocaine 


Maren Morris after reading the comments

When your favorite singer respects cops until they pull him over

When your friend gets drunk and starts doing Shania karaoke

Name a Roy Orbison song

"I'm serious, this new Aldean album is great"

Nov 1, 2023

Top 10 Ways to Know a Country Album Sucks Without Listening to It

10. It’s a solo album from either Florida or Georgia Line

9. The producer has as many songwriter credits as the singer

8. It comes in a box set you have to buy from Bass Pro Shop
(Kidding, it may be good but I’ll never know)

7. The deluxe version came out a month after the regular version

6. Dudes who say “facts” and “bruh” a lot enjoy it

5. The artist’s surname is Lynch, and their first name is Dustin

4. The promotional content mentioned them “experimenting with electro-pop and EDM”

3. If the artist is Shania Twain, and the year of release is post 2000

2. (Featuring Diplo)

1. There are enough songwriters listed to field a Division II college football team


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