Showing posts with label Shania Twain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shania Twain. Show all posts

Oct 31, 2024

Bruce Campbell Country Reaction Gifs

When a yellow haired lady follows you out of the saloon and tries to steal your stallion

A depiction of how it would feel to see Billy Strings at the Sphere

Marshmello? Seriously?

When a hardcore country fan begrudgingly admits his favorite Shania Twain song

“Why don’t you like Warren Zeiders?”
Me: points

When you tell a hick-hop fan to kindly crawl out from under your vehicle with that saw 

How a Brantley Gilbert fan celebrates learning to read

Jack found out all the fun things they don't want you trying in a small town

Me when the singer at my funeral butchers “Go Rest High on That Mountain”

Try to say something nice about the Florida-Georgia Line guys’ solo careers 

When a chick wearing a Kane Brown shirt thinks you're flirting with her by holding the door


Jun 19, 2024

Overly Politically Correct Country Songs: 90s Edition



Jo Dee Messina 

“Heads California, Tails California”


Randy Travis 

“Better Class of Disadvantaged”


Dwight Yoakam 

“Sexually Liberated as You”


Shania Twain 

“Any Cisgender Man of Mine”


Chris LeDoux & Garth Brooks 

“Whatcha Gonna Do With a Cowhand”


Montgomery Gentry 

“Person of Appalachian Heritage Shoes”


Mary Chapin Carpenter 

“Xe Thinks Xe’ll Keep Xer”

“Shut Up and Kiss Me (If You Consent to Doing So)”


Mark Chesnutt

“Sibling Jukebox”


Clint Black 

“Unaliving Time”

“No Time to Unalive”

“Loving Visually Impaired”


John Michael Montgomery 

“Sold (The Grundy County Sex Trafficking Incident)”


Sawyer Brown 

“Some Young CIS Women Do”


Travis Tritt 

“Deity, Have Mercy on The Working Person”


[Censored] Railroad 

“Flamboyantly Confident Womxn”


Sammy Kershaw 

“Consort of My Upscale Manufactured Home”


Trisha Yearwood 

“Economically Deprived Side of Memphis”


Alan Jackson 

“Xe’s Got the Rhythm (And I am Clinically Depressed)”


Jun 4, 2024

AI Illustrated Country Songs: Most Hated Country Songs Edition


Artists and song titles at the end if you can't figure these out.









Luke Bryan - Country Girl (Shake it For Me)
Johnny Cash - Chicken in Black
Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much
Trace Adkins - Brown Chicken, Brown Cow
Walker Hayes - Fancy Like
Big & Rich - Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)
Brad Paisley & LL Cool J - Accidental Racist
Tim McGraw - Truck Yeah

Mar 28, 2024

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #80

When you ask an old-school country fan how every song should be written

Which surprising celebrity sang "I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Crying" with Toby Keith?

Bearded folk every year when the Laurel Cove Festival lineup drops

If you woke up in the middle of a hick hop festival, what would you do?

We only wanna dance, we're gonna let our hair hang down

If you're a lesser known Americana singer and released an album last Friday

When you see all your friends in the bar, then you notice a Luke Bryan song is playing

If somebody yells this at a concert, 
I'm probably at the wrong show


After seeing every other person on earth's taste in music

Pop a top again. I just got time for one more round.

When the lady who smiled at you earlier plays some Paycheck on the Touchtunes

 I'm walking the floor over you 


Hey you. Yeah you. The one who talked shit about George Strait.

Me when bro-country tries to come back

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