Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts

Oct 27, 2022

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #64: Halloween Edition

What will listening to pop country do to you?


Making friends at the Arlo show because you forgot your goodies

Taylor Swift stans waiting for
you to call her new album mediocre

When your son says he wants to be a TikTok country singer

Me thinking about how I don't think Tyler Childers' latest is his best but I don't wanna admit it because the people talking shit about it are idiots and I don't want to be associated with them

When there aren't any big games on that night at Buffalo Wild Wings so they're playing country radio up loud

When your girl just doesn't get 
your friend who's a goth country fan

Still better than going to a Walker Hayes concert

When your friends always bring up your Rascal Flatts phase

It just sounds nasty

Them: You'd bend over backwards
to troll Morgan Wallen fans wouldn't you?
Me:

Oct 13, 2022

Scream Country Reaction Gifs


When you try some of the Vandoliers' peanut butter mac & cheese

When your new girlfriend seemed perfect but shows up in a Kane Brown t-shirt

When you call a female country singer a female country singer on Twitter

When the restaurant's on-hold music is playing Walker Hayes

Surely you like at least one Sam Hunt song

If you truly think Morgan Wallen
is even moderately above mediocre

If a pop-country singer says his next album is "going back to his roots"

Farce, why do you still have Rascal Flatts CDs in your closet?

You better move your feet if you don't wanna eat a meal that's called Fist City

Sep 23, 2022

FGL House Now a Spirit Halloween

Nashville residents may recognize a familiar face in an unfamiliar place this week. Spirit Halloween, the spooky holiday’s most famous franchise, opens up shop in the former FGL House Friday, though some of the accoutrements of the former bro-country bar still remain. 

“We didn’t have to do a lot, the place is already pretty terrifying,” laughed franchise owner Sparky Suggs. “The moose head, the antique light fixtures, the haunting scent of Axe, the ghosts of hookups past… all we had to do was add the Halloween products.”


The 4-story brick building in Sobro has been the home of boozy duo Florida-Georgia Line’s branded bar and grill for the past several years, but no more. The duo recently began what they’re calling a hiatus, but which everyone else sees as the end of the formerly popular “butt rock of country” act. The immediate closure and sale of the building seems to lend credence to this opinion. 


“We come up from Cumming just to go to the FGL House and bout sh** ourselves. It’s a damn Halloween store now?” complained tourist Kelly Patridge. “We got one of them in the old co-op, I coulda stayed my ass home.”


Suggs certainly understands the concerns over the sudden shift, but he hopes many of the mullet-headed or tube-top-wearing FGL fans who show up will stick around and grab an LED dancing zombie or a sexy Fireball bottle costume. “You’re already here, so you might as well pick up some crap you needed for Halloween anyway,” laughed Suggs. 


One drunken customer didn’t seem to notice the change and was seated at one of the bars (now a booth for custom airbrushed trick or treat bags) trying to order a Jagerbomb from the confused artist. “He’ll figure it out eventually,” said Suggs, shaking his head.


At press time, Brian Kelley was sneaking in to retrieve his Kid Rock autographed beer bong he left in a storage closet.


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