Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Oct 28, 2020
Oct 27, 2020
What Your Country Jack O'Lantern Says About You
(okay, one's not country, sue me)
Huge Hardy or Morgan Wallen fan lives here. Will mad dog you if you look them in the eyes. Peaked in 10th grade (second try).
Garth Brooks
Will hand out the blandest candy in the neighborhood. May have bodies buried under the back porch.
Danzig
Owns a lot of cats. Won’t actually sacrifice you to Satan, but that will be your first thought when you see them.
Kane Brown
Owner lost. Grab your own candy.
Bama
Homeowner did not go to college. Loves Jason Aldean. Married cousin.
Carrie Underwood
Someone who speaks to a lot of managers lives here. They’re handing out raisins to trick-or-treaters.
Cody Jinks
One cool motherf**ker lives here!
Oct 26, 2020
Oct 22, 2020
Hocus Pocus Country Reaction Gifs
When your sisters think country music only exists if it's on the radio
When somebody politely invites you to listen to Kane Brown with them
Luke Bryan:
So, how was that new Sturgill album?
When you tell someone you love country music and they start talking about how much they love Sam Hunt
Every time I look at the country charts
Anybody excited about the CMT Awards
Oct 21, 2020
Oct 19, 2020
Oct 16, 2020
Sep 28, 2020
Oct 31, 2019
Oct 30, 2019
Oct 28, 2019
Oct 25, 2019
Thomas Rhett to Dress Up as Country Singer For Halloween
Pop singer Thomas Rhett is looking for a costume for a Halloween party this weekend. He’s already chosen the theme - country singer - but he’s searching for the perfect presentation, visiting thrift stores and western wear outlets across Nashville.
“I did a Google image search for ‘country singer’ and it came back with lots of western hats and boot-cut jeans and stuff,” says Rhett. “That’s so foreign to me - it’s always enlightening to see how other cultures live!” He tries on a huge foam cowboy hat but quickly returns it to the rack. “If they had it with a flat brim maybe.”
Rhett’s day to day wardrobe usually includes hip t-shirts, fitted pants, and high-dollar sneakers while his stage presence leans more toward tropical wear, varsity jackets, and custom denim. The aesthetics of country music fashion are a world away from his typical flair, but he’s digging it. “Ha, they call this a nude suit, I believe,” laughs Thomas, holding up a rhinestone and flower covered blue jacket. “I think old country dudes like Jeb Pierce and Porter Ladner used to wear these… such swag!”
After a couple of hours, Rhett has narrowed his selections down to an all black Johnny Cash-inspired ensemble or a Hank Sr. style outfit. “Did you know Hank had a father who was also a country singer?” asks Rhett.
Still undecided at press time, Rhett seems excited about the impact he’ll make when he steps into the party as someone so different from himself. “They won’t even recognize me.”
Oct 24, 2019
Rocky Horror Picture Show Country Reaction Gifs
When you hear Jason Aldean playing over the speakers before you even walk into a store
New Sturgill Simpson be like...
Why should you buy the concert ticket?
Luke Bryan's dance crew practicing before a show
New John Moreland and American Aquarium albums next year?
When somebody asks me why I listen to so much sad country music
When Janet Weiss is a Kane Brown fan
Explaining Zac Brown's rise and fall
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