Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Oct 31, 2022
Oct 28, 2022
Oct 27, 2022
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #64: Halloween Edition
What will listening to pop country do to you?
Making friends at the Arlo show because you forgot your goodies
Taylor Swift stans waiting for
you to call her new album mediocre
When your son says he wants to be a TikTok country singer
Me thinking about how I don't think Tyler Childers' latest is his best but I don't wanna admit it because the people talking shit about it are idiots and I don't want to be associated with them
When there aren't any big games on that night at Buffalo Wild Wings so they're playing country radio up loud
When your girl just doesn't get
your friend who's a goth country fan
Still better than going to a Walker Hayes concert
When your friends always bring up your Rascal Flatts phase
It just sounds nasty
Them: You'd bend over backwards
to troll Morgan Wallen fans wouldn't you?
Me:
Oct 26, 2022
Oct 24, 2022
Oct 13, 2022
Scream Country Reaction Gifs
When you try some of the Vandoliers' peanut butter mac & cheese
When your new girlfriend seemed perfect but shows up in a Kane Brown t-shirt
When you call a female country singer a female country singer on Twitter
When the restaurant's on-hold music is playing Walker Hayes
Surely you like at least one Sam Hunt song
If you truly think Morgan Wallen
is even moderately above mediocre
If a pop-country singer says his next album is "going back to his roots"
Farce, why do you still have Rascal Flatts CDs in your closet?
You better move your feet if you don't wanna eat a meal that's called Fist City
Oct 11, 2022
Oct 7, 2022
Sep 23, 2022
FGL House Now a Spirit Halloween
“We didn’t have to do a lot, the place is already pretty terrifying,” laughed franchise owner Sparky Suggs. “The moose head, the antique light fixtures, the haunting scent of Axe, the ghosts of hookups past… all we had to do was add the Halloween products.”
The 4-story brick building in Sobro has been the home of boozy duo Florida-Georgia Line’s branded bar and grill for the past several years, but no more. The duo recently began what they’re calling a hiatus, but which everyone else sees as the end of the formerly popular “butt rock of country” act. The immediate closure and sale of the building seems to lend credence to this opinion.
“We come up from Cumming just to go to the FGL House and bout sh** ourselves. It’s a damn Halloween store now?” complained tourist Kelly Patridge. “We got one of them in the old co-op, I coulda stayed my ass home.”
Suggs certainly understands the concerns over the sudden shift, but he hopes many of the mullet-headed or tube-top-wearing FGL fans who show up will stick around and grab an LED dancing zombie or a sexy Fireball bottle costume. “You’re already here, so you might as well pick up some crap you needed for Halloween anyway,” laughed Suggs.
One drunken customer didn’t seem to notice the change and was seated at one of the bars (now a booth for custom airbrushed trick or treat bags) trying to order a Jagerbomb from the confused artist. “He’ll figure it out eventually,” said Suggs, shaking his head.
At press time, Brian Kelley was sneaking in to retrieve his Kid Rock autographed beer bong he left in a storage closet.
Oct 28, 2021
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