When a yellow haired lady follows you out of the saloon and tries to steal your stallion
A depiction of how it would feel to see Billy Strings at the Sphere
Marshmello? Seriously?
When a hardcore country fan begrudgingly admits his favorite Shania Twain song
“Why don’t you like Warren Zeiders?”
Me: points
When you tell a hick-hop fan to kindly crawl out from under your vehicle with that saw
How a Brantley Gilbert fan celebrates learning to read
Jack found out all the fun things they don't want you trying in a small town
Me when the singer at my funeral butchers “Go Rest High on That Mountain”
Try to say something nice about the Florida-Georgia Line guys’ solo careers
When a chick wearing a Kane Brown shirt thinks you're flirting with her by holding the door