Ken Jeong Country Reaction Gifs

Reading a list of Jason Aldean’s good qualities 

When my passenger asks if we can listen to some Hardy

“Americana is country for people who are afraid of rednecks” -a comment on our Instagram 

When Orville Peck, Ty Herndon, Lil Nas X, and TJ Osborne are racing 

When you hear the new ways they’re committing murder on Music Row these days

Me getting thrown out of the bar after playing “Killin’ Time” on the jukebox 23 times in a row 

Whiskey Riff readers whenever Riff posts something about Jason Isbell 

Florida-Georgia Line? Stopped there to take a piss one time

Me looking at my hungover tired self in the mirror after an American Aquarium concert 

Ain’t said shit the whole party till people start saying untrue things about country music and suddenly 

“If you won’t take me to see Wallen, you can just walk out that door”

Robin Williams Country Reaction Gifs

When you listen to country radio for 5 minutes and it's clear AI and lots of computer programs were involved

When the board says they hired Tucker Wetmore to play at the mandatory corporate retreat

Cleaning the house and Whiskey Myers comes on shuffle

I got sea stories; they're all true

Your therapist when your girls dumps you because you wouldn't take her to see Kane Brown

Were you surprised when Post Malone went pop-country?

Listens to "In Your Love" by Tyler Childers once:

When your employer plays Sirius' The Highway over the office background music speakers

Jason Aldean at couples' therapy

Luke Bryan trying to appeal to the youths of Gen Z

Luke Combs' producer: Maybe dial it back on this next take

Luke:

Deadpool Country Reaction Gifs

When your friend has Outlaw Country and Willie’s Roadhouse saved on his stereo

Remember that terrible video where that guy rapped a George Strait song?

What Dan + Shay vocals sound like 

Don’t call him a cowboy until you see him ride

You think Jason Aldean is a country legend??

Your friend when the bar you suggested is playing Morgan Wallen

New Sturgill music tomorrow?

Something something gay coal miners Tyler Childers blah blah

Casual American Aquarium fans during “I Hope He Breaks Your Heart”

Me when the flight attendant lets some dude with an acoustic play John Mayer and Noah Kahan songs to 'entertain' the flight

Wolverine is Post Malone, Deadpool is country music 

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When Cody Jinks said their are 2 wolves inside you, this wasn't one of them

The only thing most country singers over 40 use social media for

Jason Aldean when somebody tries that in a small town

Well you know that I've been through it 

when I set my watch back to it

Zach Bryan thanking his audience for singing the whole concert so he didn't have to

Jolene after declining Dolly's plea

"Tucker Wetmore is just taking liberties with Johnny Cash's history in that song, it's no reason to get so mad"

Me:

Girls would think Morgan Wallen is a 5.5/10 if he worked cutting grass at the state park

When you want to get fired and your cubicle-mate just asked you to turn down the Johnny Paycheck

What do you think of all the scruffy headed Gen Z's singing hip hop country?

Billy Joe Shaver's lawyers when he said "yeah I shot him right between the mother and the f**ker"

Charlie Brown & Peanuts Country Reaction Gifs

"Give me one reason we can't listen to Kane Brown"

Dustin Lynch’s career

Me after listening to Lori McKenna for a couple hours 

A review of Luke Combs’ new album 

Another term for "sad songs make me happy" is:

Stay all night stay a little longer

Every time I give Hardy another chance despite his last song sounding like nails thrown into a box fan

How I sleep after gatekeeping country music all day

Live footage from Kid Rock's Rock the Country tour

The moment you discover the exact temperature of hoochie coochie