Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #94

When Nashville finds another dumbass jock who can sing a note or two

If you switch my stereo from Willie's Roadhouse to The Highway

When my coworker is cranking Kane Brown, I'm

Whiskey Riff:

Gavin Adcock's marketing campaign

When somebody asks your opinion on the Flo Rida song that samples George Strait

Props to Drew McEntyre for attempting to slow Jelly Roll's over-saturation of every form of media

When your dad starts getting into hick hop

When your friend who always gets stupid drunk at Lucero shows finds out you're going to see them without him

Describe Charley Crockett's discography

A wrestling move that wouldn't hurt a Jason Aldean fan

King of the Hill Country Reaction Gifs 4

When they say they love country music 

…like Beyonce and Dan + Shay 

When you normally tolerate Dale's conspiracy theories but he just brought Dolly into his lunacy

Backside of thirty and back on my own

An empty apartment don't feel like a home

Describe Morgan Wallen’s “Miami”

When Nancy keeps telling you about how she read on Facebook that Reba helped with Texas flood rescues and that Toby Keith is secretly still alive

What every country song from 2012-2017 was about

The only way anyone’s getting me to go to a Kane Brown concert 

"Hey dad check out this Bailey Zimmerman song, it slaps!"

When a kid walks into homeroom wearing a Thomas Rhett t-shirt

When you see Zach Bryan has returned to Twitter and you know he's pretty much guaranteed to crash out again soon

When you’re starting to suspect your son may be a Billy Strings fan 

Steve Buscemi Country Reaction Gifs

Farce the Music talking shit about singers young enough to be his sons 

That creepy guy at the Texaco when you pull up blaring Wheeler Walker Jr. 

When God hears what Morgan Wallen did to “Miami, My Amy”

If you hear me singing about koalas with sexually transmitted diseases 

Listens to Tyler Childers one (1) time

When a bridesmaid passes out drunk while crying to a Stapleton song at the wedding reception 

When there ain't no cure for the summertime blues

When the first date goes so well she asks you to go see Kane Brown with her next weekend 

How do I know he’s a Jason Aldean fan?

Me when somebody on Facebook types out a long, thoughtful, sympathetic, positive reply defending Jelly Roll under one of my memes.  

Tom Cruise Country Reaction Gifs

Why is the country station playing a song with no twang, no story, no steel guitar, no fiddle, and no point?

Every time I piss off some Jason Aldean fans on Facebook

If you're loudly listening to Bailey Zimmerman beside me at Sonic

Them: Don't get too excited but Cody Jinks' new album comes out next week

Me:

Nashville record exec when they sign a TikTok star with no discernible talents besides being handsome

When somebody throws on some Johnny Lee

"Morgan Wallen is the GOAT"

When I see names like Josh Ross and Corey Kent and George Birge on the country chart

The Facebook comments when I post a positive meme about Tyler Childers or Jason Isbell

"Epstein files"   🤝   "what was thrown off Tallahatchie bridge"

When she texts you a Jelly Roll song she likes

I miss when women country singers' songs were all about:

When you just sold off the last of the Oxy and hear there's a hick-hop mudding event this weekend

Summer Blockbusters Country Reaction Gifs

Given the choice of hell or a Kane Brown concert

Me, on a daily basis, reading Facebook comments about how Dolly sucks and Waylon is overrated

If hick-hop fans are chartering your fishing boat

Them: Pop country didn't exist until the 90s

Me:

When you catch your son listening to Morgan Wallen

Listens to anti-Maga country singer once

When your playlist switches from classic country to bluegrass

When Tyler Childers asked Rick Rubin a question in studio

Discussing Aldean with a casual country fan

"This Willie's Roadhouse music is so sad and twangy. Can we listen to The Highway?" 

I wish I could do this to every Walker Hayes song I've ever had the displeasure of hearing

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