The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: May '23

A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive, an asterisk

denotes a song where the good attributes and the bad are dead even.

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-6) overall which is a 9 point drop from March (the previous time we did this chart). The best song is Cody Johnson's "Human." The worst is Parmalee's "Girl in Mine" which is somehow worse than Dan + Shay and Tyler Hubbard's current offerings. It's pretty precipitous drop in quality from last time, but we're heading into summer so that's to be expected. It's nice to see Joe Nichols back in the top 20!

Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

Just a Mess of an Opinion

Really Dumb Country Reviews: May '23

(Real Apple Music Reviews)

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Warren Zeiders - 717 Tapes

Tyler Hubbard - s/t

Diplo - Thomas Wesley Chapter 2

*Diplo is an alleged abuser and r*pist

Luke Combs - Gettin' Old

HARDY - The Mockingbird & The Crow

*Wrong, country and metal have been fused many times before*

Morgan Wallen - One Thing at a Time

*This one's so dumb I've used it twice

Cringey Luke Bryan Photo of the Week

Country Twitter Wins: April '23

Country Twitter Fails: April '23

*some foul language*

Or IS this a fail? I'll let you decide.

Just a Bunch of People Hatin' on Morgan Wallen

 Wallen missed his Oxford, MS show due to vocal problems last night (amid rumors of drunken shenanigans the previous night). Here's what people thought of that.

*Look, I hate Alabama too, but I wouldn't have included them on a "bad" list*