When the insurance company puts you on hold and their hold music is Thomas Rhett
"But the female country singers just aren't making songs as good as the men do"
"Carrie, why did you key my truck, bust out my headlights, and flatten my tires?"
When you're about to walk into the Halloween party but you can hear Kane Brown music playing inside
Sturgill and Tyler are going on an arena tour in 2020!
♫ ♬ Here you come again
Just when I've begun to get myself together ♫ ♬
"But why can't I sing about clubbing in a southern drawl over an EDM beat and call it country?"
Her: (whispers) Morgan Wallen's version is better than Isbell's
Me:
We shoulda known something was up with Zac Brown when he changed some lyrics of Isbell's "Dress Blues"
