Showing posts with label Beyonce. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Beyonce. Show all posts

Feb 27, 2024

Jan 18, 2024

Stone Cold Steve Austin Country Reaction Gifs

When you find a Waylon belt and buckle at the antique mall

Me to the radio when they play the censored version of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"

When you catch Santa a few days after he didn't deliver the Doc Watson box set you wanted for the second year in a row

Kenny Chesney at the end of "The Good Stuff"

Alan Jackson trying to sit through the Beyonce performance

Nashville record execs to any long haired or bearded singers  from Appalachia

When you break the Hippocratic Oath because the patient won't quit listening to Luke Bryan in his room

And now here's "Feathered Indians"

Every time I see Walker Hayes performing before or during a sporting event

When they won't allow you be the one to attack special guest Hardy on WWE Raw

That new Shane Smith & The Saints song is fire

When you realize the guy who said Jason Aldean is his favorite country singer was being serious

Me, if gatekeeping was a crime

Dec 7, 2022

What Your Favorite Album of 2022 Says About You


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Miranda Lambert - Palomino

Even if you hadn’t listened to it, this would be your #1. Even if it was terrible, this would be your #1. Even if Miranda slapped your step-dad and keyed your Altima, this would be your #1. 




Beyonce - Renaissance

Even if you hadn’t listened to it, this would be your #1. Even if it was terrible, this would be your #1. Even if Beyonce besmirched your mother and keyed your Nissan Leaf, this would be your #1. You either write for a hipsterish music site or are a full time Beyonce stan.




Zach Bryan - American Heartbreak

You are a former bro-country fan who finally graduated from the community college after 5 years. The pickup truck your dad bought you in 11th grade is long in the tooth but it still gets you to the construction site. You still do mostly the same things in your spare time that you’ve done since 11th grade, but the soundtrack is better now. You read a little poetry, but don't tell your friends about it.




Koe Wetzel - Helldorado

You are the same as the Zach Bryan fan above, but in your first year of community college, which you will never graduate. You claim you were never into bro-country, but there are t-shirts in your chest of drawers that would prove otherwise. You can’t hold down a part time job because weed. 




The Wooks - Flyin’ High

You are a pot head, but it doesn’t matter because you are the HR person or business owner. You drive a 1998 Ford F-150 and people assume you are secretly wealthy. That would be true if you didn’t spend it all on shows, pot, and weaponry.




Walker Hayes - Country Stuff The Album

You’re shitting me, right?


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