It Ain't a State, It's a State of Mind

Ken Jeong Country Reaction Gifs

Reading a list of Jason Aldean’s good qualities 

When my passenger asks if we can listen to some Hardy

“Americana is country for people who are afraid of rednecks” -a comment on our Instagram 

When Orville Peck, Ty Herndon, Lil Nas X, and TJ Osborne are racing 

When you hear the new ways they’re committing murder on Music Row these days

Me getting thrown out of the bar after playing “Killin’ Time” on the jukebox 23 times in a row 

Whiskey Riff readers whenever Riff posts something about Jason Isbell 

Florida-Georgia Line? Stopped there to take a piss one time

Me looking at my hungover tired self in the mirror after an American Aquarium concert 

Ain’t said shit the whole party till people start saying untrue things about country music and suddenly 

“If you won’t take me to see Wallen, you can just walk out that door”

More Country Songs Illustrated by AI

See if you can figure them out. List of songs at the bottom.

Robert Earl Keen "Merry Christmas from the Family"

Jamey Johnson "High Cost of Living"

Willie Nelson "Whiskey River"

Kenny Chesney "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"

Patsy Cline "Walkin' After Midnight"

Alan Jackson "Chattahoochee"

George Jones "He Stopped Loving Her Today"

Clint Black "Killin' Time"

Inflation

Incompatible Relationship

Monday Morning Memes: Luke Bryan, Zach Bryan, Oliver Anthony

90s Truck Stop Starter Pack

 

Just Seeing If You're Paying Attention

If These 10 Country Singers Grew Their Hair Out

 

Elderly Country Songs: 90s Edition

Joe Diffie

Prop Me Up Beside the Juice Bar When I Die

So Help Me Up

Off My Lawn Attitude

B-I-N-G-O

Clint Black

A Good Run of Bad Back

Put Yourself in My Skechers

An Elder Man

The Orthofeet You’re Wearing

Mary Chapin Carpenter

Edentulate Kisses

He Thinks He’ll Bathe Her

I Feel Achy

Marty Stuart

This One’s Gonna Hurt Me

Attempted

Sigh Sigh Sigh

Brooks and Dunn

Rock My World Geriatric Girl

Brand New Teeth

Clarks Scootin’ Boogie

My Next Leakin’ Fart

Country Radio Celebrates Black History Month by Playing Songs With “Black” in Title

The two major country radio station conglomerates, Cumulus and iHeart, are coming together this month for a common cause. iHeart Assistant VP of Marketing Karen Humes made the announcement yesterday via Instagram that the rivals had launched a Black History Month program to bring awareness to the plights and successes of African Americans.

“In solidarity with all who celebrate and support Black History Month, both Cumulus and iHeart have banded together for a special celebration of “black” this month.” she began. “As such, we plan to add to our playlists, shows, and specials many songs in which the word “black” is in the title.”

Ms. Humes went on to list several of the songs that would find their way across the airwaves this month. They included:

“Long Black Train” Josh Turner

“Two Black Cadillacs” Carrie Underwood

“(The Black Dress Song) Getting You Home” Chris Young

“Black Tears” Florida-Georgia Line

“Blue on Black” 5 Finger Death Punch ft. Brantley Gilbert

“Blacktop Gone” Jason Aldean

“Black” Dierks Bentley

“Where the Blacktop Ends” Keith Urban

“Black Jacket” Tim McGraw

Many of the comments below the post expressed concern that possibly the radio giants may be missing the point of Black History Month. “Couldn’t you just… you know… play some black artists?” asked Barry Summers. “Some of those were never even singles… it’s like you’re going as far out of your way as possible not to play Charley Crockett or Mickey Guyton,” replied Laverne Shirley. “How will a Jason Aldean song make anyone on earth think of Black people? This is sooo stupid.” said Terry Hogan.

While none of those complaints were addressed, Humes did add an additional comment. “No, we will not be playing Clint Black or Blackhawk songs because that’s old people music. Josh Turner is already pushing it.”

At press time, the media giants had also removed Johnny Cash’s “Man in Black” because of its age and also some complaints from listeners that the song was “lib’rul grooming.”

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Abbott Elementary Country Reaction Gifs

Me about to answer "shit" when somebody asks what kind of music Florida-Georgia Line made

I bet it all on a good run of bad luck

"Hey, check out this new Hardy album. Like it?"

Your favorite singer or band announcing a tour

Scrolling through the comments under a Morgan Wallen meme

Telling war stories of listening to 30 seconds of a Walker Hayes song

Y'all okay if we play the pop country station as background music at the luncheon?

Girl, if you think Jason Aldean is one of the greats...