The movie equivalent of boyfriend country
When "Tell Lorrie I Love Her" comes on in the shuffle
How high's the water mama?
5 feet high and risin'
When somebody just called George Strait the 90s version of Morgan Wallen on Twitter
Dudes thirty seconds after hearing that Oliver Anthony song
When Jesus didn't take the wheel so you gotta go right to the top
When you went to a hick hop concert just because you thought it would be funny
How'd you know Charles Wesley Godwin was gonna get big?
When you spent last night in the arms of a girl from Louisiana and you've been 100 miles
When your kid is hem-hawing around after you requested they stop listening to Jason Aldean in your house
When country songs have hit #1 on Billboard for like 3 months in a row
