Sleeping on the Tempur-Pedic
Bony Butt
I Ride an Old Plymouth
HARDY
Deadpecker
This Old Boy
Wait in the Buick
Unapologetically Cranky as Hell
Margo Price
Hurtin’ (On the Bladder)
I’m How Rumors Get Started
Been Through the Menopause
Hal Ketchum
Farts are Gonna Roll
Five O’Clock Buffet
Past the Point of Relations
Randy Houser
Rub a Little Vicks on It
How Bunions Feel
Runnin’ Outta Metamucil
Prop Me Up Beside the Juice Bar When I Die
So Help Me Up
Off My Lawn Attitude
B-I-N-G-O
A Good Run of Bad Back
Put Yourself in My Skechers
An Elder Man
The Orthofeet You’re Wearing
Edentulate Kisses
He Thinks He’ll Bathe Her
I Feel Achy
This One’s Gonna Hurt Me
Attempted
Sigh Sigh Sigh
Rock My World Geriatric Girl
Brand New Teeth
Clarks Scootin’ Boogie
My Next Leakin’ Fart
Here’s a Nickel (Call Someone Who Cares)
The Wytensin Ain’t Workin’ Anymore
Wonky Walking’s What I Do Best
Faith Hill
Let’s Go to Sizzler
This Hip
CT of My Heart
Neal McCoy
The Shakes
Billy’s Got His Readers On
Clay Walker
Do What?
Fore She Was Grandmama
Sleeping With My Eyes Wide Open
Shania Twain
Man! I Feel Like Shit!
Whose Bed Have Your New Balance Been Under
You Win Bingo
Follow You to the Buffet
Creaker
82nd Winter
Bottles and Burials
Aaron Lewis
Am I The Only One Left
Sizzler Every Saturday Night
Kelsea Ballerini
I Quit Driving
Edema (ft The Chainsmokers)
If You Fall Down (And You Can’t Get Up)
I Hate Hippity Hop Songs
Thomas Rhett
Something to Do About My Hands
When We’re 90
Put Ice On It
Have to Pee
Whiskey Myers
Facility We Call Home
Vaseline
Early Buffet and a Shuffleboard Crowd
For the Grandkids
Morgan Wallen
Sand in My Sansabelts
Days That End at Nine
The Way I Walk
Cover Me Up (with that Afghan)
Bengay on a Bullet Hole
Glucerna Glasses
Luke Combs
Hoverround
The Kind of Love We Used to Make
Cognac Never Broke My Heart
Irritable Crazy
She Got the Menopause
Zach Bryan
Something in the Metamucil
Oklahoma Rest Home
Mobility Scooter Drive By
Heavy Eye Bags
Crooked Dentures
