Showing posts with label elderly country songs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label elderly country songs. Show all posts

Jan 31, 2024

Elderly Country Songs: Zach Bryan, Jelly Roll, Faith Hill, etc.

Zach Bryan & Kacey Musgraves

I Remember Nothing

Pat Green

Wheel Me Out of the Dancehall

Grave on Grave

Gretchen Wilson

Redneck Granny

Here for the Bingo

Sciatically Incorrect

Faith Hill

(I Can’t Feel You) Breathe

Let’s Go to Shoney’s

Big & Rich

Save a Horse (Ride a Hoveround)

Lost in This Costco

Comin’ to Your Sitz Bath

Jelly Roll

Save Me (no change)

Son of a Son of a Sinner

Coffin Waitin’ in a Cadillac

Aug 23, 2023

"Elderly" Country Songs / Hardy, Margo Price, Colter Wall, etc.

Colter Wall

Sleeping on the Tempur-Pedic

Bony Butt

I Ride an Old Plymouth



This Old Boy

Wait in the Buick

Unapologetically Cranky as Hell

Margo Price

Hurtin’ (On the Bladder)

I’m How Rumors Get Started

Been Through the Menopause

Hal Ketchum

Farts are Gonna Roll

Five O’Clock Buffet

Past the Point of Relations

Randy Houser

Rub a Little Vicks on It

How Bunions Feel

Runnin’ Outta Metamucil

Jul 12, 2023

Elderly Country Songs: Cody Johnson, Reba, Justin Moore, etc.

Jason Aldean

My Back

Big Green Lincoln

Try That in a Rest Home

She’s Lumpy

Cody Johnson

Werther’s In My Pocket

Dear Old Folks Home

I Can’t Even Walk (no change)


Turn Down the Radio

The Heart’s Awry

What Did You Say

Justin Moore

Kinda Don’t Remember

You, Me, and Cialis

Small Town Buffet

George Jones

I Need Your Rocking Chair

Diabetic Redneck

Walker Through This World With Me

Who’s Gonna Tie My Shoes

Jun 6, 2023

Elderly Country Songs: 90s Edition

Joe Diffie

Prop Me Up Beside the Juice Bar When I Die

So Help Me Up

Off My Lawn Attitude


Clint Black

A Good Run of Bad Back

Put Yourself in My Skechers

An Elder Man

The Orthofeet You’re Wearing

Mary Chapin Carpenter

Edentulate Kisses

He Thinks He’ll Bathe Her

I Feel Achy

Marty Stuart

This One’s Gonna Hurt Me


Sigh Sigh Sigh

Brooks and Dunn

Rock My World Geriatric Girl

Brand New Teeth

Clarks Scootin’ Boogie

My Next Leakin’ Fart

Apr 12, 2023

Elderly Country Songs: Dierks, Koe Wetzel, Sam Hunt, etc.

Dierks Bentley

Drunk on a Golf Cart

Somewhere on a Bus

What the Hell Did You Say

Ashley McBryde

Granny Put Your Bra On

Gospel Night at the Bingo Hall

Light on in the Chrysler

Sam Hunt

Nursing Home Party


Breaking Up Was Easy in the 50s

Take My Time

Koe Wetzel

February 28, 1946

Shrunk Driving

Can’t Die Young

Jake Owen

Best Thing Since Butterscotch

Down to the Coffee Shop

8 Second Cramp

Jon Pardi

Heart Medication

Dirt on My Velcros

Heart Attack on the Dance Floor

Smokin’ a Pall Mall

Mar 14, 2023

Elderly Country Songs: 90s Edition

Travis Tritt
It’s a Great Day to Take a Nap

Here’s a Nickel (Call Someone Who Cares)

The Wytensin Ain’t Workin’ Anymore

Wonky Walking’s What I Do Best

Faith Hill

Let’s Go to Sizzler

This Hip

CT of My Heart

Neal McCoy

The Shakes

Billy’s Got His Readers On

Clay Walker

Do What?

Fore She Was Grandmama

Sleeping With My Eyes Wide Open

Shania Twain

Man! I Feel Like Shit!

Whose Bed Have Your New Balance Been Under

You Win Bingo

Feb 28, 2023

Elderly Country Songs: Bailey Zimmerman, Tim McGraw, Jason Isbell, Garth Brooks

Garth Brooks
Much Too Old
The Beaches of Punta Gorda
Poor Short Term Memory
The Scooter Rolls

Tim McGraw
My Next 10 Years
Senile and Kind
Elder Than I Used to Be
Cranky All the Time

Bailey Zimmerman
Fall in Den
Back Has a Hard Place
Fix’n to Nap

Jason Isbell
Stool Where She Sits in the Shower
Flying Over the Hill
How to Forget
Brand New Kind of Activia

Feb 21, 2023

Elderly Country Songs: Aaron Lewis, Tyler Childers, Kelsea Ballerini, Thomas Rhett

Tyler Childers

Follow You to the Buffet


82nd Winter

Bottles and Burials

Aaron Lewis

Am I The Only One Left

Sizzler Every Saturday Night

Kelsea Ballerini

I Quit Driving

Edema (ft The Chainsmokers)

If You Fall Down (And You Can’t Get Up)

I Hate Hippity Hop Songs

Thomas Rhett

Something to Do About My Hands

When We’re 90

Put Ice On It

Have to Pee

Feb 14, 2023

Elderly Country Songs: Luke Bryan, Blake Shelton, Lainey Wilson, Whiskey Myers, Keith Urban

Luke Bryan
Octogenarian Shake It For Me
Say It Again
Gruntin’, Bitchin’, and Lovin’ Every Day
Crash My Walker
All My Friends Passed Away

Keith Urban
You Look Good in My Sweater Vest
John Lennon, John Deere, John 3:16

Lainey Wilson
Heart Like a Yugo
Smell Like Icy-Hot
Watermelon Smoothie

Blake Shelton
No Booty

Whiskey Myers

Facility We Call Home


Early Buffet and a Shuffleboard Crowd

For the Grandkids

Feb 10, 2023

Elderly Country Songs: Zach Bryan, Luke Combs, Morgan Wallen

Morgan Wallen

Sand in My Sansabelts

Days That End at Nine

The Way I Walk

Cover Me Up (with that Afghan)

Bengay on a Bullet Hole

Glucerna Glasses

Luke Combs


The Kind of Love We Used to Make

Cognac Never Broke My Heart

Irritable Crazy

She Got the Menopause

Zach Bryan

Something in the Metamucil

Oklahoma Rest Home

Mobility Scooter Drive By

Heavy Eye Bags

Crooked Dentures


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