Idiocracy Country Reaction Gifs

Toby Keith when he hears there's been an international incident

Going on a game show with Luke Bryan fans

A pop singer agreeing to be a "country" singer on a major label

Listening to two people in the waiting room talking about their "favorite country band, Dan + Shay"

"Are you the one who posted a meme saying I'm stupid for liking Kane Brown?"

The world if Florida-Georgia Line hadn't broken up

What it feels like to hear a Walker Hayes song in public

What do you think of Keith Urban's music after 2010?

When somebody requests "Wagon Wheel"

When I'm definitely about to be a dick about somebody's bad taste in country music

What's your favorite Conway Twitty song about?

More Monday Memes: Keith Urban, Sam Hunt, Waylon Jennings

If a Pop-Country Label Did the John Anderson Tribute

Here's the real one. (<link - not referring to the cover above)

Top 10 Headlines Taste of Country Hasn’t Posted Yet

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10. Scott McCreery enjoys a round of Scrabble with his wife

9. Brantley Gilbert reveals which gun tattoo his kids will get first

8. Remember when Shania Twain busted her ass at the CMT Awards?

7. Thomas Rhett saves a turtle stuck in the road

6. Adorable! Gabby Barrett shows off her Easter outfit

5. Remember when Walker Hayes hit #1 with “Fancy Like?”

4. Luke Bryan accidentally pranks Luke Bryan on American Idol

3. Remember when we were a reputable source for country music news? Neither do we.

2. Keith Urban seen staring lovingly up at wife Nicole Kidman

1. Sam Hunt reveals his favorite attributes in a mistress

Top 10 Traits for Getting a Country Record Deal 2022

10. A built in audience of TikTok fans you duped into thinking you were talented

9. A gym membership

8. Generic, character-free male country voice

7. Willingness to be an opening act forever (females)

6. Willingness to be a headliner with your own bus right out of the gate (males)

5. Ability to politely say nothing with many words, when asked about a serious topic in an interview

4. Strong knowledge of hair care techniques, including advanced shampoo and condition, heat protection, volumizer, mousse, and shine serum

3. Have large or new family and only talk about them ever and nothing else

2. Musical inspirations must include at least 3 of the following: 21 Pilots, John Mayer, Lil Wayne, Drake, Ariana Grande, Sugar Ray, Kanye, Keith Urban, Imagine Dragons, Taylor Swift (pop era).

1. Be boring as dry dog shit

The Godfather Country Reaction Gifs

The ranger with the big iron on his hip says 

When your friend had to take his girl to a Dan + Shay concert

When they're playing Walker Hayes at the party and you leave before anyone notices you

Every time you fail at securing Turnpike tickets then they announce more shows

How much would you pay to see Keith Urban?

Hometown honeymoon, wildflowers and lovers in bloom

Morgan Wallen fans taking up for a millionaire

One look at the country chart and I'm like...

Nice Guys

More Monday Memes: Keith Urban, Chris Knight, Waylon Jennings

Reginald Spears on Dan + Shay, Keith Urban, and Sierra Ferrell

Know the Difference!

Book the Worst Concert Ever

The Crud Report: September 2021 (Yeah, it's early)

 Yeah, it's a few days early. I'm ready for summer to hurry up and get out of here.

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: August '21

A poop emoji is negative, a strike-thru is positive.

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-4) overall which is a 5 point improvement from May (the previous time we did this chart). The peculiar thing about this chart is the wide variance of quality. There are several truly excellent songs and several bottom of the barrel offerings. Usually, there’s a lot more mediocre going on. The worst song (just like May) is Dan + Shay’s “Glad You Exist.” The highest rated is Kenny Chesney’s best song in ages, “Knowing You.” The glacially slow pace of country radio is on full display here as half of these songs were also on the chart TWO FREAKING MONTHS AGO. Yawn.

Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

The Crud Report: June 2021

Honest Billboard Country Top 20

Monday Morning Memes: FGL, Hayes Carll, King of the Hill