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Sep 22, 2023

Hank Sr. Covers Puddle of Mudd??

"In an alternate universe, Hank travelled 50 years into the future where he decided to re-record his hit song "Ramblin' Man," using a similar lament of one of the hit songs of the day. "She Hates Me" by Puddle of Mudd was #1 on the Billboard charts, so he gave it a go."

-By Scott Jones 

Mar 14, 2023

Elderly Country Songs: 90s Edition

Travis Tritt
It’s a Great Day to Take a Nap

Here’s a Nickel (Call Someone Who Cares)

The Wytensin Ain’t Workin’ Anymore

Wonky Walking’s What I Do Best


Faith Hill

Let’s Go to Sizzler

This Hip

CT of My Heart


Neal McCoy

The Shakes

Billy’s Got His Readers On


Clay Walker

Do What?

Fore She Was Grandmama

Sleeping With My Eyes Wide Open


Shania Twain

Man! I Feel Like Shit!

Whose Bed Have Your New Balance Been Under

You Win Bingo

Mar 8, 2023

Bubba Shot the TouchTunes



Bubba Shot the TouchTunes

©2023 Farce the Music Parody


We were all down at O’Brady’s bar

Tellin' stories if we had one

Someone fired the new TouchTunes up

The song it sure was a bad one


A sweat drop rolled down Bubba's nose

From the cringe the song was inflictin'

And all at once he jumped to his feet

Yelled “You’ve got to be shittin’!”


Bubba shot the TouchTunes last night

Said it played a bad song that got him riled

Went to his truck and grabbed his Armalite

Bubba shot the TouchTunes last night


Bubba ain't never been a fan

Of pop songs with twangy singin’

And he did not care for Thomas Rhett

So he let the bullets go slinging


He bought a round 'til the cops showed up

Was the toast of Beef O’Brady’s

We told him, “You know that was pretty dumb”

But our ears did appreciate it


Bubba shot the TouchTunes last night

Said it played a bad song that got him riled

Went to his truck and grabbed his Armalite

Bubba shot the TouchTunes last night


When the sheriff arrived with his swat team crew

Lookin’ for our troublemaker

He shook his head and said

"Bubba boy, you was always a hater”

A reckless discharge of a gun

And putting the public in danger

Bubba hollered out danger hell

Been worse if Luke Bryan was playin’


Bubba shot the TouchTunes last night

Said it played a bad song that got him riled

Went to his truck and grabbed his Armalite

Well, he shot the TouchTunes

Stopped it with ten shots

Bubba shot the TouchTunes last night


Well, he gave not a single shit

As that song machine died

Wasn’t no Waylon on that list

So it’s premeditated homicide


Bubba shot the TouchTunes

Stopped it with ten shots

Bubba shot the TouchTunes last night

Feb 21, 2023

Elderly Country Songs: Aaron Lewis, Tyler Childers, Kelsea Ballerini, Thomas Rhett


Tyler Childers

Follow You to the Buffet

Creaker

82nd Winter

Bottles and Burials




Aaron Lewis

Am I The Only One Left

Sizzler Every Saturday Night




Kelsea Ballerini

I Quit Driving

Edema (ft The Chainsmokers)

If You Fall Down (And You Can’t Get Up)

I Hate Hippity Hop Songs





Thomas Rhett

Something to Do About My Hands

When We’re 90

Put Ice On It

Have to Pee




Feb 10, 2023

Elderly Country Songs: Zach Bryan, Luke Combs, Morgan Wallen

Morgan Wallen


Sand in My Sansabelts


Days That End at Nine


The Way I Walk


Cover Me Up (with that Afghan)


Bengay on a Bullet Hole


Glucerna Glasses


Luke Combs


Hoverround


The Kind of Love We Used to Make


Cognac Never Broke My Heart


Irritable Crazy


She Got the Menopause


Zach Bryan


Something in the Metamucil


Oklahoma Rest Home


Mobility Scooter Drive By


Heavy Eye Bags


Crooked Dentures



May 16, 2019

Lyric Parody of Luke Combs' "Beer Never Broke My Heart"


This is childish. I'm sorry. (the original)

Beer Always Makes Me Fart
(Parody of Luke Combs' "Beer Never Broke My Heart")

I get a flatulent ass every time
A couple Budweisers get my stomach awry
Hear that sound, start to cough
Lost a few friends yeah, ran some girlfriends off

It makes a man to frown, can get a whole crowd gone
Yeah, it just sucks man, that ain't a perfume cloud

Long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart
Like pinto beans and collard greens have tore my ass apart
It's a common theme what happens downstream, stand far, Lord bless my heart
Cause long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart

She was my Oklahoma blue eyed baby
Till one night drinkin', now she hates me
Gravel was flying when she left town
If she didn't know then, she sure knows now

Long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart
Like refried beans and Dairy Queen have tore my ass apart
It's a common theme what happens downstream, stand far, Lord bless my heart
Cause long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart

It takes one drink to mount the attack on your snout, son
But I've had fifteen, so buddy you might wanna run

Long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart
Like pinto beans and collard greens have tore my ass apart
It's a common theme what happens downstream, stand far, Lord bless my heart
Cause long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart

Jan 12, 2018

Parody of Walker Hayes' "You Broke Up With Me"


You Broke Up with Me
(Parody of Walker Hayes' "You Broke Up With Me")

Well, I had to choke while I was turnin'
Swerved past the country station
Hell no, it wasn't amazing
Yeah, I heard a song that had beats and the word swagger
Them crackers all sounded lame and all sounded the same

So this is my farewell party, this don't sound like Strait or Charley
You're just pushing pop and rap as country, so you can shove it
No don't come back beggin' for me to bring back my lovin'
You're the fool that made your own bed, I just wanted out of it (Hey!)

I once listened to you a lot
But ain't nobody got time for that all that shit that you've got on
It ain't gotta be country gold
But auto-tune and drum loops ain't the way I roll
So hey, you broke up with me
Yeah, country radio, you broke up with me

Guess money is all you want
Well heart and soul can't be bought
And stop calling it evolution
Save me the excuses, in your heart you know it's wrong
When a song comes on and it's a fake ass hip-hop bore
Don't you feel a little like a whore? 

So this is my farewell party, this don't sound like Strait or Charley
You're just pushing pop and rap as country, so you can shove it
No don't come back beggin' for me to bring back my lovin'
You're the fool that made your own bed, I just wanted out of it (Hey!)

I once listened to you a lot
But ain't nobody got time for that all that shit that you've got on
It ain't gotta be country gold
But auto-tune and drum loops ain't the way I roll
So hey, you broke up with me
Yeah, country radio, you broke up with me

For real y'all, what happened to twang and drawl?
I'm just breakin off some George Jones cold hard truth
It is what it is and you did what you did
I've got some better things to listen to

So this is my farewell party, this don't sound like Strait or Charley
You're just pushing pop and rap as country, so you can shove it
No don't come back beggin' for me to bring back my lovin'
You're the fool that made your own bed, I just wanted out of it (Hey!)

Used to to you a lot
But ain't nobody got time for that all that crap that you've got on
It ain't gotta be country gold
But auto-tune and drum loops ain't the way I roll
So hey, you broke up with me
Yeah, country radio, you broke up with me

Yeah, you broke up with me

Dec 19, 2017

If _____ Wrote a Christmas Song 2017


If Walker Hayes wrote a Christmas song

Need some joy in your stockin'? Well baby I gotcha
It's lit and it's bae and I ain't throwing shade
I Snapped you a clue, Word, hit me up too
We gone be totes chillin' this Christmas day



If Future wrote a Christmas song

You know it's enchanting baby, let it snow
Let it snow, let it snow
We here just waiting on santa, girl, so let it snow
Let it snow, let it snow



If Loretta Lynn wrote a Christmas song

Santa came home smelling like peppermint perfume
Lately he's been losing weight, doing Crossfit too
Heard he's got himself a little elf skank round the way
Well, Mrs. Santa's bout to bust that hussy in the face



If Mark Kozelek wrote a Christmas song

I watched a film about Venezuelan crop dusters
Under a chartreuse blanket on my veranda
Pondering what Belinda said last Christmas day



If Colt Ford wrote a Christmas song

Got that icy mud all up on my GMC
Alpines blasting Run DMC
Christmas in Hollis and Christmas in Macon
Woman at the crib got country ham bakin'



If Lemmy wrote a Christmas song

He's got a whip of leather
Skeleton reindeer crew
Snow or sunny weather
He's coming after you

Satan Clause, Satan Clause, 
Watch his black sleigh take flight
Satan Clause, Satan Clause,
Naughty or nice, you'll die tonight


Nov 29, 2017

Had a Mullet / Should've Had a Mullet

Had a mullet

Had a mullet

Should've had a mullet

Had a mullet

Had a mullet

Should've had a mullet


Should've had a mullet

Had a mullet

Should've had a mullet

Had a mullet

Had a mullet

Had a mullet


Should've had a mullet

Had a mullet



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