When your friends pool their money and buy you a Cameo from Colt Ford for Christmas
My family warning me not to go off on a country music rant when the distant cousins visit
Describe the new Chase Rice & FGL song
When he says Sam Hunt is the best country singer...
How ancient pop-country fans think we are for not "evolving"
When Waylon's ghost appears and tries to convince me to buy his whole catalog on vinyl for myself for Christmas
When the DJ at the Christmas party is playing pop country
Me listening to whatever a Niko Moon is