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Showing posts with label hick-hop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hick-hop. Show all posts
Sep 3, 2024
Tuesday Morning Memes: John Denver, Hick-Hop, Luke Bryan
Labels:
Chris Gaines,
Donald Trump,
hick-hop,
John Denver,
Kamala Harris,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire,
Taylor Swift,
Upchurch
Jan 29, 2024
More Monday Memes: George Strait, Hick-Hop, Warren Zeiders
Labels:
George Strait,
hick-hop,
memes,
Satire,
Warren Zeiders
Dec 8, 2023
It Wasn't Meant to Be
Labels:
country rap,
hick-hop,
memes,
Satire,
Upchurch,
Vince McMahon
Jun 21, 2022
Top 10 Ways Hick-Hop Fans Are Saving Money During This Inflation
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10. Citrus Drop instead of Mountain Dew for the baby’s bottle
9. Generic illegal prescription pills
8. Only going mudding four times a month
7. Turning their underwear inside out after a couple days for a few more days of wear
6. Building up tolerance to taste of unleaded so they can syphon more
5. Making their own t-shirts at home
4. Stealing mufflers AND catalytic converters
3. Just letting the herpes fester; it ain’t going away anyway
2. Cutting their meth with 10% more baking soda
(it’s good for your teeth!)
1. Leaving Cousin Grandpa in jail this time instead of bailing him out
Labels:
Big Smo,
Colt Ford,
hick-hop,
Jawga Boyz,
Rednecks,
Satire,
Top 10 Lists,
Top Ten Lists,
Upchurch
Mar 1, 2022
Aug 30, 2021
What's Your Hick-Hop Birthstone?
Labels:
hick-hop,
Jawga Boyz,
Lenny Cooper,
memes,
Satire,
The Lacs
Jun 25, 2021
Reginald Spears vs. Hick-Hop, Luke Bryan, Dan + Shay, Sam Hunt
Labels:
Beyonce,
Dan + Shay,
hick-hop,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Reginald Spears,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
May 14, 2020
Apr 10, 2020
Social Distancing for Hick-Hop Fans
Labels:
Coronavirus,
hick-hop,
Satire
Aug 27, 2018
More Monday Morning Memes: Hick-Hop, FGL, Kane Brown
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
hick-hop,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire,
Whitey Morgan
Aug 15, 2018
7 New Hick-Hop Parody Album Covers
Labels:
Demun Jones,
hick-hop,
Moonshine Bandits,
Parody Album Covers,
Satire,
The Lacs,
Upchurch
Jan 20, 2017
Album Review: Upchurch - Chicken Willie
I ran a poll on Twitter last week to 'force' me to review an album. I threw this in on a lark. This was the choice I hoped wouldn't win, but then, I knew it probably would because y'all just wanna see me talk trash. Okay then, let's see how this goes.
Upchurch, Upchurch the Redneck, Ryan Upchurch… comedian, hick-hop rapper. His most recent album (on Spotify) is titled Chicken Willie. The cover features Mr. Upchurch proudly presenting a prized farm fowl. On a surface level alone, this is far more interesting than 99.9% of the other hick-hop album covers I've seen. It shows a uniqueness and a willingness to stand out from the posing-with-muddy-trucks crew.
As country rappers go, Mr. Upchurch is uh, not the most inferior. I know that's like saying he's one of the tallermidgets little people, but it is what it is. His flow is not bad. He doesn't rap like he's got a mouth full of Red Man or chicken wings or Keystone like most hick-hop dudes. Basically what I'm saying is that he doesn't sound like a fat honky (I can say that; I'm a non-skinny honky). By no means is he in the realm of talent of say, Yelawolf, but on rapping ability alone, he's head and shoulders above most in his genre.
The songs lean a bit more toward hop than hick. The vocals are front and center and the beats are loud and staccato. It gets pretty tiresome. There's plenty of acoustic guitar and banjo down in the mix, but mostly it's more table dressing than side dish.
The title track is a statement of purpose, if that purpose is saying he's a redneck, white-trash, hillbilly. Mr. Upchurch brags about being the realest motherf**ker, being higher than a tree stand, and being uh, Chicken Willie. There's not much more to it. Not sure how he got the nickname - perhaps from having a 'special' relationship with the cover model chicken?
By the next track, it's clear that's all this album is about. The bragging, not the forbidden love. He's baiting his haters to "come and get it." "It" is a blast from a shotgun, apparently. I'm a little worried about this review now.
There's lots of stuff about trucks and fighting and never turning down and drinking and girls and that really covers most of it. Throughout this album, Mr. Willie has warned me to avoid his neck of the woods and after this review (and even before) I'm likely to heed his cautions.
There's at least a minor improvement from other hick-hop lyrics in this mess of threats and posting up. There's a hint of humor, some traces of self deprecation, and a few interesting turns of phrase. Upchurch is again, one of the honor students at his school for morons.
Basically, I wish I hadn't put this album on the poll. I'd rather review the best of the best or the lowest garbage in existence. It's hard to appropriately hate on Upchurch's album because I've heard so much worse. That said, I still can't stand hick hop. Until they make better use of country instrumentation and songwriting, and until the bulk of the "rappers" don't sound like it's a hobby they dabble in on breaks at the pawn shop, it's just not for me, dawg.
But you know, if you're into crap, Chicken Willie is at the very least, one of the less offensively stinking dog turds. Please don't shoot me with a 20 gauge, mister chicken f***er.
Upchurch, Upchurch the Redneck, Ryan Upchurch… comedian, hick-hop rapper. His most recent album (on Spotify) is titled Chicken Willie. The cover features Mr. Upchurch proudly presenting a prized farm fowl. On a surface level alone, this is far more interesting than 99.9% of the other hick-hop album covers I've seen. It shows a uniqueness and a willingness to stand out from the posing-with-muddy-trucks crew.
As country rappers go, Mr. Upchurch is uh, not the most inferior. I know that's like saying he's one of the taller
The songs lean a bit more toward hop than hick. The vocals are front and center and the beats are loud and staccato. It gets pretty tiresome. There's plenty of acoustic guitar and banjo down in the mix, but mostly it's more table dressing than side dish.
The title track is a statement of purpose, if that purpose is saying he's a redneck, white-trash, hillbilly. Mr. Upchurch brags about being the realest motherf**ker, being higher than a tree stand, and being uh, Chicken Willie. There's not much more to it. Not sure how he got the nickname - perhaps from having a 'special' relationship with the cover model chicken?
By the next track, it's clear that's all this album is about. The bragging, not the forbidden love. He's baiting his haters to "come and get it." "It" is a blast from a shotgun, apparently. I'm a little worried about this review now.
There's lots of stuff about trucks and fighting and never turning down and drinking and girls and that really covers most of it. Throughout this album, Mr. Willie has warned me to avoid his neck of the woods and after this review (and even before) I'm likely to heed his cautions.
There's at least a minor improvement from other hick-hop lyrics in this mess of threats and posting up. There's a hint of humor, some traces of self deprecation, and a few interesting turns of phrase. Upchurch is again, one of the honor students at his school for morons.
Basically, I wish I hadn't put this album on the poll. I'd rather review the best of the best or the lowest garbage in existence. It's hard to appropriately hate on Upchurch's album because I've heard so much worse. That said, I still can't stand hick hop. Until they make better use of country instrumentation and songwriting, and until the bulk of the "rappers" don't sound like it's a hobby they dabble in on breaks at the pawn shop, it's just not for me, dawg.
But you know, if you're into crap, Chicken Willie is at the very least, one of the less offensively stinking dog turds. Please don't shoot me with a 20 gauge, mister chicken f***er.
Labels:
Album Reviews,
hick-hop,
Upchurch
Sep 1, 2016
Parody Album Covers: Hick-Hop Still Exists Edition
Labels:
Bottleneck,
Demun Jones,
hick-hop,
Jawga Boyz,
Parody Album Covers,
Satire,
The Lacs,
Upchurch
Jun 18, 2014
Guest Submission: How to Write a Country Rap Hit
Labels:
bro country,
Guest submission,
hick-hop,
Trucks
Jun 12, 2014
Those Who Can't Do, Hick Hop
If hick-hop does in fact make it to the mainstream, here's a small sampling of the class,
artistic quality and cultural significance to come....
(these are actual album, single or EP covers - I didn't Photoshop any of them)
Idiocracy, here we come...
Labels:
Big Smo,
Bleeding Cowboys,
hick-hop,
Mikel Knight
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