Reginald Trump

 

The Illusion of Choice

 

The Generation Gap

If Dwight Yoakam Had Released a Bro-Country Album (With Track List)

You Ain't From Around Here Is Ya

Christmas Vacation Country Reaction Gifs

Stoners when the Billy Strings song hits its 21st minute

When you hear the latest song with a goofy kid bouncing around saying he's country over a rock song with rap beats

When your tastes finally mature and you delete all your old bro-country playlists

When the test results verify that you caught scabies at the hick-hop festival

Oliver Anthony's ministry getting off to a rough start

Yeah right, your daughter is the reason there was so much Jelly Roll on your Spotify Wrapped

When your wife sees that you've been listening to sad Patty Loveless songs for a week straight

When you open a Christmas present to find a Morgan Wallen record because your auntie heard you like country music

Typical radio station promotional visit for Carrie Underwood in 2005

When the dude beside you is cranking Jason Aldean

When somebody's listening to Jessie Murph nearby

If Billy Joe Shaver Had Released a Bro-Country Album (with Track List)

 

The Righteous Gemstones as Different Eras of Country Music

I'd Forgotten How Bad Mainstream Country Was 10 Years Ago

 

If Hank Sr. Released a Bro-Country Album (With Track List)

Feeling Older Every Day

If Clint Black Put Out a Bro-Country Album (with Track List)

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If Conway Had Released a Bro-Country Album (with track list)

Remember When Country Music Was Pure?

California to Ban Country Songs about Gas Powered Trucks by 2024

Governor Gavin Newsom today announced that he will aggressively move the state away from its enjoyment of pop-country songs about gas-fueled pickup trucks. He issued an executive order requiring all new pop-country songs about vehicles, especially trucks, to explicitly mention that they are zero emission after 2024. 

The entertainment industry (including music) is responsible for more than 7% of all of California’s carbon pollution, all while jacked-up, coal rolling, nut-swinging pickup trucks continue to spew toxicity into the atmosphere. 

“We simply can’t have all these catchy, vibe-filled, vaguely country songs glorifying using these beasts for ‘fun’ when they are literally responsible for Donald Trump, I mean, pollution.” said Newsom in a prepared statement for the press. “Therefore, we are directing record labels not to promote songs about feet on a dashboard, or having CIS white sex under the stars in a truck bed, or mudding in a pasture with a beer in the cupholder without letting the listener know that the vehicle is an EV.”

He went on to lament the irresponsibility of Nashville in idolizing such vehicular monstrosities. “I listened to Cali Country Y102 today for an hour, and literally every song had a truck in it,” Newsom continued. “Just think of the good we could do if all 15 of those songs replaced ‘F-150’ or ‘Silverado’ with ‘Lightning’ or ‘Endurance;’ every mullet-headed white boy in community college would suddenly think it was cool that Morgan Wallen got busy in a Rivian, or whatever.”

Free speech advocates have threatened legal action following the executive order. “While we also cringe at songs with dudes talk-singing in a southern accent about cruising for women in their squatted 70,000 dollar pickup trucks their dad bought them, this is certainly unconstitutional grounds the governor is walking on,” said Jenni Perkins, a spokesperson for the ACLU. “We will be strange bedfellows with the republican bros for once, it appears. Yee Yee!, or whatever they say.” 

California will be leading the nation in this effort, in hopes of removing garbage from both the environment and the airwaves. 

At press time, many conservative California country fans agreed with the order, but they’d be damned before they ever admitted it. 

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If George Strait Had Released a Bro-Country Album (with track list)

When We Were Bros

You may have heard about the When We Were Young festival announcement featuring nostalgic bands for people of a certain age (Millennials). Well, what if there was a bro-country equivalent?

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