Stoners when the Billy Strings song hits its 21st minute
When you hear the latest song with a goofy kid bouncing around saying he's country over a rock song with rap beats
When your tastes finally mature and you delete all your old bro-country playlists
When the test results verify that you caught scabies at the hick-hop festival
Oliver Anthony's ministry getting off to a rough start
Yeah right, your daughter is the reason there was so much Jelly Roll on your Spotify Wrapped
When your wife sees that you've been listening to sad Patty Loveless songs for a week straight
When you open a Christmas present to find a Morgan Wallen record because your auntie heard you like country music
Typical radio station promotional visit for Carrie Underwood in 2005
When the dude beside you is cranking Jason Aldean
When somebody's listening to Jessie Murph nearby