Showing posts with label Bobby Bones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bobby Bones. Show all posts

Jul 29, 2019

Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, Reviews Hardy’s “Rednecker”

First of all, I'm pretty pissed at Trailer for this one. He told me this song was by some new underground country singer, so when I herd it i actually conected to a lot of it. I mean, I really do piss where I want too! [editor’s note: I did not say that]

And then I saw the dudes face and saw he was like Bobby Bonehead's cousin or something. Probably siamese qu... never mind, Trailer told me to take that part out. Anyway, I questioned Trailer about it and he told me this Hardy dude was actually on a major label! Screw you Trailer for making me listen to Mr. Hard On. 

But now that I know this is a hit on pop country radio I dont like it no more, even if it does speak to a lot of american values. If youre on the same station as Puke Bryan, you're not country. Hell, Luke bryan? Never heard of her! That gets me everytime. 

It makes me maddern a ole wet whore to, because this dudes got a good mullet that goes to waist on this trying to be popular and success full. Why would you be a good artist and want more then 4 or 5 people who know bout you?

Listen to reel country like Joe Gussie and the Dirt Pickers and stay away from this crap. Actually, stay away from Joe, otherwise he might sell out if too many people know about him. I'm rednecker than this Handy guy, and that's because i only like real country and don't have a personal stylist.

-Written by the “real” Carl Outlaw

Jul 11, 2019

WWE Country Reaction Gifs 36

If somebody hands me a Dustin Lynch CD

If you're talking to fine upstanding Brantley Gilbert fans...

The 90s country line dancing craze really went too far

When Florida-Georgia Line comes on at the bowling alley

When somebody says Kane Brown is the hottest, best singer in country music

When Larry Hooper gets all hopped up on Mountain Dew

When you're too old for fighting, but somebody makes fun of your Tanya Tucker t-shirt

Hey Bobby Bones!

"Who made you the judge of what's country and what's not?"

May 18, 2018

The Naked Gun: Country Reaction Gifs

Sam Hunt's "Downtown's Dead" plays...

A romance inspired by a bro-country song

When some dummy gives you the "country music has evolved" line

"Kane Brown is terrible"
"No, Jordan Davis is terrible"

When a trucker drives by blasting Florida-Georgia Line

Gary Levox takes in a ballgame

 Bobby Bones, defender of modern mainstream country

When a couple on the beach was playing Old Dominion earlier

Walker Hayes singing a George Jones song would be...

Heard any good murder ballads lately?

Mar 16, 2018

Bobby Bones: A Visual Interview

Alrighty, Mr. Bones:
How exactly did you get a job as a country dj/host?

If you could have a beer with any person, dead or alive, who would it be?

How many actual country songs can you name off the top of your head?

How do your tolerate your own bullshit?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how valuable are you to the country music industry?

Who do you most look up to in the industry?

What do you do to people who say you shouldn't play pop and hip-hop on a country morning show?

How do you live with yourself?

And finally...
What would you say your demographic is?


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