When you ask an old-school country fan how every song should be written
Which surprising celebrity sang "I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Crying" with Toby Keith?
Bearded folk every year when the Laurel Cove Festival lineup drops
If you woke up in the middle of a hick hop festival, what would you do?
We only wanna dance, we're gonna let our hair hang down
If you're a lesser known Americana singer and released an album last Friday
When you see all your friends in the bar, then you notice a Luke Bryan song is playing
If somebody yells this at a concert,
I'm probably at the wrong show
After seeing every other person on earth's taste in music
Pop a top again. I just got time for one more round.
When the lady who smiled at you earlier plays some Paycheck on the Touchtunes
Hey you. Yeah you. The one who talked shit about George Strait.
Me when bro-country tries to come back
