Showing posts with label David Frizzell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label David Frizzell. Show all posts

Jun 7, 2024

Police Shut Down Illegal Wino-Decorated Bar

West Memphis police say they closed down an illegal bar at a residential home in the 300 block this past Tuesday. 2 were taken into custody and around 20 others were questioned at the scene and released. Dave “Frizzy” West, the homeowner, and Letty West, his wife were arrested and held overnight on charges ranging from zoning violations to operating a bar without a license. The details of this particular illegal bar are unique to say the least. 

“Nothing was up to code, there were wiring problems everywhere, they only allowed patrons to use one bathroom which was down the hall,” said Detective Norris Charles. “It was extremely unprofessional to say the least. Apparently the wife had hired what she called a “wino” to decorate the place.”


“Mrs. West was worried about Dave spending so much time at bars every day after work, she decided to build a full bar at the house.” he laughed. “And by the looks of things, the “wino” was also the contractor.”


The detective went on to tell us that everything looked the part of a hole-in-the-wall bar, a bar along the wall of the dining room, a neon sign pointing the way to the bathroom down the hall, boiled eggs and pretzels everywhere, but it just wasn’t up to snuff in the safety and legality department. “The sawdust thrown haphazardly on hard floors just made things slippery; there were men fighting in a room that had a hand-drawn sign that said “Family Quarrels;” there were several guys with head injuries from crushing beer cans on their foreheads; it was a mess!” said Detective Charles. 


The Wests are now out on bail and will face their first hearing in early July. The unnamed “wino” was not on premises at the time of the police raid and could not be reached for comment. 


Mar 5, 2024

6 New AI Illustrated Country and Rock Songs

Song titles at the end if you can't figure these out. They're pretty wide-ranging in genres, so they may be more difficult than usual.








Turnpike Troubadours "Gin, Smoke, Lies"

Carrie Underwood "Before He Cheats"

Jason Boland and the Stragglers "Pearl Snaps"

David Frizell "I'm Gonna Hire a Wino (to Decorate Our Home)"

Cross Canadian Ragweed "Boys from Oklahoma"

Blackberry Smoke "One Horse Town" (RIP Brit!)

 

Apr 20, 2022

Still More Overly Politically Correct Country Songs



My Cis-Het Male Parental Unit Doesn’t Speak to a Non-existent Deity Anymore - Chris Stapleton


Dinosaur - Hank Jr.


Waylon on My Willie - Tyler Childers


Elder Bohemian - The Bellamy Brothers


Caucasian-Tonk Person - Dwight Yoakam


I’m Gonna Hire a Person Who Uses Alcohol Unhealthily to Decorate Our Home - David Frizzell


Mt. & Mm. Used to Be - Ernest Tubb / Loretta Lynn


You Misspeak - Reba


(I’m a) Stand by My Person Person - Ronnie Milsap


Romany - Merle Haggard


Consensually Given Physical Pleasure by a Rural Cis Male - Wheeler Walker Jr.


Privileged, Young, Uneducated, Sex Enjoyer - Cross Canadian Ragweed

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